My Life Simulator

My Life Simulator Chapter 157

2020-10-28

Chapter 157 How can undergraduates become teachers in prestigious universities?

Liu Qin presents Lu Li with a problem.

Back home, Lu Li took a shower, changed his clothes, and sat on the sofa thinking about how to solve this problem.

Fudan University is one of the top institutions of higher learning in China. To be a teacher at Fudan University requires high qualifications.

Liu Qin is a Harvard Economics Academician. This qualification is enough for her to be hired as a teacher at Fudan University.

Lu Li is not. If you don't have an Academician-level education, don't even think about going to Fudan as a teacher.

Even if Lu Li is going to take a postgraduate examination, a master's degree, or an Academician, it is impossible to get an Academician in a short period of time.

You don't have to think about being a math teacher in Fudan, you are not qualified.

Performing arts are the same. Lu Li has no diploma and is not a celebrity in the industry. In a short period of time, it is impossible to become a celebrity in the film and television circle.

Sports, Lu Li also did not achieve the corresponding results.

It is June now. To complete Liu Qin's "mission", he must enter Fudan University through recruitment before the second half of the semester starts, that is, before September.

So...that's a real problem!

Lu Li frowned with a helpless look on his face.

In terms of ability level, sports and performing arts, he's quite up to the task. In mathematics, if you take some time to learn it, you can also do the job.

But...Lu Li has no proof! Without the corresponding academic qualifications, even the threshold of recruitment cannot be crossed.

Three months left.

In this short three-month period, Lu Li was impossible to obtain the academic degree above Academician, and he also impossible to become a celebrity in the film and television industry.

The only thing with a little probability is sports.

Trained hard for two months, then signed up for a competition and won a gold medal. By the way, I took the coaching qualification certificate, which should be enough to apply for a sports teacher at Fudan University.

Could it be that I am going to Fudan to be a sports teacher?

Liu Qin really gave me a problem, very challenging!

Lu Li took out his mobile phone, opened the webpage, and inquired about Fudan University's recruitment plan for this year.

When you click on the webpage, the first thing you see is a series of announcements such as "Recruiting Professors, Research Fellows, Associate Professors".

The academic requirements for these positions are all Academician degrees.

And then... there are jobs for workers like "security guards, cleaners, plumbers, handymen".

These positions obviously do not meet Liu Qin's requirements and do not belong to the "teacher category".

After looking through the website for a while, Lu Li suddenly found a very interesting position...Psychological counselor!

Clicking on the recruitment requirements for "psychological counselors", Lu Li saw that the educational requirements for psychological counselors are not so scary.

Then... apply for a psychological counselor, and also need a "psychological counselor qualification certificate" issued by the National Mental Health Association.

This certificate, Lu Li definitely does not have, and must take the test.

The reason why Lu Li thinks he can be a "psychological counselor" is because...he has a cheat!

In the plot of the actor, Lu Li opened the "role substitution" plug-in. On the basis of obtaining enough information, he can most accurately figure out the minds of others and grasp the psychological states of others such as joy, anger, sorrow and joy.

Exchange this plug-in, and then learn some psychological knowledge by myself, Lu Li thinks that he is the most suitable "psychological counselor".

Compared to mathematics, sports, and performing arts, this psychological counselor is obviously the fastest and most convenient career.

Liu Qin found a solution to the problem in a blink of an eye.

Continuing to search for information on the mobile phone, Lu Li found the relevant requirements for the "Psychological Counselor" exam.

Bachelor degree or above is required, and Lu Li fully meets the application requirements.

And then...the "Theoretical Knowledge Test" and the "Professional Ability Test" are also required. After passing the examination, the certificate of "psychological counselor" can be issued.

The theory test is a written test.

Professional tests are a bit more complicated and require professional practice tests.

Neither of these issues is a problem for Lu Li. Theoretical knowledge is nothing more than reading a few more books, and professional tests have a plug-in of "role substitution".

If you can't get the "Psychological Counselor Qualification Certificate", it is simply unreasonable.

"hehe! Liu Qin, do you think you have a problem for me?"

A smile appeared on Lu Li's face, "For me, this little problem, It's easy to get it done."

It's just that... if you want to take the "Psychological Counselor Qualification Certificate", it's best to go back to Shanghai to take the test.

Lu Li picked up the phone and called Liu Qin, "Liu Qin, when are you coming back? I'm going back to Shanghai, shall we go together?"

"You want to go back to Shanghai?"

Liu Qin was stunned for a moment, then he understood immediately. Lu Li is preparing for "Fudan as a teacher".

Thinking of this, Liu Qin said with a smile: "You have come up with a solution? Are you going to Shanghai now, are you going to write a thesis? Or are you going to take a postgraduate entrance exam?"

In Liu Qin's view, if Lu Li wants to become Fudan's teacher, the first thing he has to solve is the educational background.

"Secret for now!"

Lu Li grinned, "I can only say this, when you become a teacher of Fudan, I will definitely be a teacher of Fudan. "

"Yeah? So confident?"

A flash of surprise flashed in Liu Qin's eyes, "I will go to Fudan as a teacher in September in the second half of the year! Are you in time?" ?"

Although Liu Qin is full of confidence in Lu Li's ability, he doesn't think Lu Li can do it in a short time. No matter how good Lu Li is, it will take at least two or three years to get an Academician degree.

"You just watch when the time comes."

Lu Li's face was sullen and smug.

"Then I'll wait and see!"

Liu Qin smiled sweetly and said to Lu Li, "I can't go to Shanghai for the time being, my family is not over yet. , in a few days!"

"That's fine! I'll go first."

Lu Li knew that Liu Qin would definitely discuss with his family about "Fudan's career plan as a teacher" ', and it didn't hold up.

After saying hello to the father mother, Lu Li picked up his backpack and set off back to Shanghai.

The plane landed at Shanghai Pudong Airport, Lu Li took out the sports car stored in the airport parking lot and drove all the way back to Binjiang Garden.

Back home, Lu Li sat down at the computer desk without saying a word, turned on the computer, and inquired about various theoretical books of the "psychologist".

"Basic Psychology", "Developmental Psychology", "Social Psychology", "Psychometrics", "Abnormal Psychology", "Counseling Psychology", "Psychodiagnosis"...

A large series of various theoretical books are presented in front of Lu Li.

"I haven't experienced the feeling of reading a book for a long time!"

Lu Li laughed, bought the electronic version of these data directly on the Internet, downloaded them one by one, and opened them Books open.

"Never forget" is really a useful ability. This time, I will never forget and make a contribution again.

After reading a book, Lu Li closed his eyes and pondered for a while, analyzing, understanding, digesting and assimilating. After understanding the content of this book, Lu Li began to brush the next book.

Although he devoted himself to his studies again, Lu Li's life rules were not disrupted. Eat when it’s time to eat, sleep when it’s time to sleep, and exercise when it’s time to exercise.

Three days later, Lu Li learned all the theoretical knowledge of "psychological counselor", including "professional ethics", which has been kept in mind.

Next is the study of "psychological diagnosis skills", "psychological consultation skills" and "psychological testing skills".

These "skills" refer to how to diagnose the other party's psychological problems, how to talk to the other party, and how to judge the other party's psychological recovery.

Psychological diagnosis and psychological test, Lu Li can hang up, a "role substitution", can instantly grasp the other party's psychological state.

As for the conversation... Lu Li is still on the hook!

The charm brought by "face value is justice" makes it easier for Lu Li to gain the trust, favor and recognition of others. Combined with the psychological counseling methods and techniques in theoretical knowledge, Lu Li's psychological counseling effect must be more significant.

In three days, Lu Li changed from a layman to an excellent "psychologist".

However, Lu Li was not in a hurry to take the exam right away.

Psychological consultants are graded, the lowest is "Level 3 psychological consultant", and there are "Level 2 psychological consultants" and "Level 1 psychological consultants" above.

To ensure that she can become a psychological counselor of "Fudan University", Lu Li must obtain the "Level 2 Psychological Counselor" certificate to be sure.

Next, Lu Li continued to read books and dabbled in various kinds of knowledge in the field of "psychology" more widely.

Educational psychology, consumer psychology, learning psychology, family psychology, economic psychology, management psychology, criminal psychology, school mental health education, cognitive neuroscience...

In addition to the normal life rhythm every day, Lu Li has been reading books, reading theoretical literature, looking at case studies, thinking, experiencing, understanding, analyzing, until digestion and absorption.

In the past two weeks, Lu Li has almost finished reading all kinds of psychology books that can be found on the Internet, including foreign psychology books in English.

Now Lu Li can be regarded as a "psychiatrist".

The accumulation is enough to take the qualification certificate.

Lu Li registered on the computer, passed Level 3 directly, applied for Level 2, and participated in the "Psychological Counselor Grade Exam" jointly organized by the National Mental Health Association and the Human Resources Department.

The exam is next Wednesday.

"Liu Qin, when are you coming to Shanghai?"

After completing the registration procedures, Lu Li started chatting with Liu Qin on the phone again.

"Don't come!"

Liu Qin pouted and grimaced at Lu Li, "I always feel that you have bad intentions in your heart when you ask me to go to Shanghai! "

"Yeah? Did you think it wrong?"

A strange smile appeared on Lu Li's face. What happened?"

"Bad!"

Liu Qin's face was a bit blushing, and he looked even more moving.

"Men are not bad, women are not loving!"

Lu Li hooked his finger at the video phone, "Beauty, come and sleep with me tonight!"

"Beauty? Isn't she the queen?"

Liu Qin's eyes bulged, "Sure enough, men don't have a good thing, so you still think about the Three Palaces and Sixth Houses? Xiao Luzi , are you going to rebel?"

"You already admit that you are the queen, so... my queen, when will we have a wedding room?"

"You wishful thinking! ”

The two laughed for a while and ended the call.

Liu Qin told Lu Li that she had signed up online and participated in the recruitment of Fudan University. With Liu Qin's qualifications as a Harvard Economics Academician, he quickly passed the primary selection and is about to enter the interview.

Liu Qin will come to Shanghai at the end of the month to prepare for a job interview at Fudan University.

Lu Li is naturally happy that Liu Qin is coming to Shanghai.

Lu Li is also planning to give Liu Qin a surprise after her arrival. Let's get the qualification certificate of "psychologist" first!

Three days have passed.

Today is the time for the Qualification Exam for Psychologists.

The exam time was at 9:00 am. Lu Li still followed his original living habits.

Came to the "Skills Appraisal Center", Lu Li found the written test room of "psychologist" according to the announcement on the bulletin board.

Walking into the examination room, Lu Li saw that there were already a dozen candidates sitting in the examination room.

These people who took the Level 2 Psychological Counselor exam all seemed to be in their thirties, both male and female, with a gentle smile on their faces and strong affinity. He has been engaged in psychological counseling and counseling for many years.

All of them are big bosses with work experience, only I am a newbie.

Lu Li politely nodded with everyone, sat in his seat according to the admission ticket, and waited quietly for the test to start.

Soon, the invigilator walked into the examination room.

The examinee's mobile phone was collected first, and then the discipline of the examination room was announced for a while. The invigilator did not distribute the examination paper until the bell rang.

Lu Li picked up the pen and looked at the exam paper in front of him, feeling as if he had returned to the plot of a scholar.

It's been a long time since I passed the exam! It's a bit... I miss it!

Lu Li sighed secretly, picked up the pen and started to do the question.

On the test paper, most of the previous questions are purely memory questions, choice, fill in the blanks, and judgment. Although the number of questions is a bit large and the scope involved is relatively wide, for Lu Li, it is not difficult at all. .

Writing like a fly, no brains needed, I wrote all the way shua~ shua~ shua~.

It wasn't until the last page that there were a few brainstorming case study questions.

Although it is a case study, in fact, the cases involved in these topics are very typical. Similar cases have been analyzed in various books, and there are already standard answers.

Lu Li did a little synthesis and answered these questions easily.

After finishing, Lu Li looked up and saw that all the big bosses with work experience around them were all frowning and dignified.

This is...won't do?

Such a simple question, shouldn't these big bosses who are engaged in psychological counseling do it at will?

Lu Li laughed, it seems...not that they are too weak, it's just that I am too strong.

"Submit the papers!"

Under the horrified eyes of the bigwigs, Lu Li got up and handed in the papers.

It's already been installed in the Xueba dungeon, but in reality, it's installed again, uh... I'm still a little cool in my heart!

(end of this chapter)