Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Tonight the moon is bright, the stars are sparse, and the clouds are like silk yarn surrounding the moon.

Lu Mingfei ran desperately on the way home, feeling like he was going to die.

The winter vacation was coming to an end soon. He had planned to have one last indulgence before the start of school and go to the Internet cafe to play two games of StarCraft. However, he happened to meet several masters in a row and played so much that some people in the Internet cafe noticed his operation.

As a result, more and more people gathered to watch. Lu Mingfei lost himself in the cheers and played until late at night without paying attention.

He could already imagine how his aunt would roar to him as the Hedong lion when he returned. In that scene, I'm afraid that when the real lion came, he would just lower his mane and kneel down to accept the power of the thunder king.

But there is nothing he can do about it. In his more than ten years of little transparency, this is his only opportunity to enjoy the attention, praise, and even adoration in the center of the crowd. Anyone who comes will get lost in it, unless someone has grown up. There is no shortage of light in most places.

Panting heavily, Lu Mingfei raised his head and shed tears deeply for his upcoming tragic fate of being scolded by his aunt.

A meteor streaked across the night sky, particularly dazzling and bright. It flew very fast, just like Lu Mingfei who was running desperately.

Meteor, Meteor, if you can really make your wish come true, let me get rid of the tragic fate that will follow!

Lu Mingfei looked at the shooting stars and thought to himself.

Immediately, he felt his vision go dark, and his body fell forward uncontrollably.

The moment before he completely lost consciousness, a thought flashed through Lu Mingfei's mind -

If I lose my appearance after a fall, will Chen Wenwen hate me?

…

Cold, hard...

Lu Mingfei was lying down and felt that his head hurt, very painful, as if he was accidentally hit by a vase when he was decorating the literary club in the second year of high school.

But Lu Mingfei was very happy that day. He was happy with the pain, happy with the pain, and heartily with the pain - because for half a day, Chen Wenwen was greeting him with care and concern, as tenderly as a bird wrapped in a cloud. thrush.

Thinking of this, Lu Mingfei felt that his head hurt less, and Chen Wenwen's beautiful figure seemed to appear in front of his eyes.

The concern in her eyes is so soft, the curvature of her eyelashes is so graceful, the tears on her cheeks are heartbreaking, and the hanging bangs are...

Oh, that’s not right! Why is Chen Wenwen so bald?

Lu Mingfei was startled and suddenly woke up. The Chen Wenwen in front of him disappeared like a bubble, turning into a balding middle-aged man wearing glasses.

He sat up suddenly, supported his body with his arms and stepped back. His back touched the rugged and cold rock wall without even taking a step back.

Because of the sudden violent movement, Lu Mingfei's vision went dark, and the balding middle-aged man in front of him became a silhouette in the darkness. Only the orange flames leaping in the corner made his balding forehead shine brighter.

Hehe...hehe, you evildoer, please report, report your name! Lu Mingfei blurted out subconsciously, but immediately realized that something was wrong and quickly changed his words.

He...he hero? He stretched his tongue and suddenly couldn't remember what to say in the second half of the sentence. He licked his lips and simply shouted, Hero, spare your life!

He seems to be speaking Chinese. Another voice sounded from the corner.

Lu Mingfei suddenly thought, why are they still two heroes?

And this hero seemed to speak English.

With half-baked English, Lu Mingfei could barely understand their conversation. Another hero, the man in front of him, responded: It should be Chinese, maybe idioms. Chinese is inherently difficult, idioms It’s even harder to understand.”

Hell, I hate Chinese! muttered the hero in the corner. The Chinese test is the only test in my life where I didn't get a perfect score.

He is also a good scholar!

Lu Mingfei hurriedly shouted in English: I know English! I know English! Don't kill me, hero!

Kill you? The bald middle-aged man in front of him was stunned, and his tone was a little aggrieved, We saved you!

…

Half an hour later.

Lu Mingfei and two middle-aged men sat opposite each other in a triangle on the ground. They had just briefly introduced themselves and communicated.

The bald man with glasses is on the left of Lu Mingfei. The one on the right is much better looking. He has healthy hair, deep and three-dimensional facial features, and a sad stubble at the corner of his mouth. Plus, he seems to be covered by something heavy. The hooded eyes give him the textbook-level temperament of a melancholy or decadent uncle.

In a bar, as long as such a person sits at the bar, holds a glass of absinthe or whiskey and stares at it, he can make the little girl conjure up a tragic, tragic and soul-stirring love tragedy that is like the Milky Way falling into the sky.

The only strange thing is that there is a round luminous object on his chest, and the blue light shows through the fabric of his clothes.

You are Dr. Ethan, and your name is Tony Stark. You are a well-known weapons dealer and inventor. Lu Mingfei pointed at the two of them and confirmed.

Ethan nodded, and Tony looked in disbelief: You really don't know me? Have you never seen my name on TV or in the news?

I'm a high school student, so I don't have time to pay attention to foreign news. Lu Mingfei scratched his head.

You Chinese high school students are working really hard. Tony lamented.

So, Lu Mingfei pointed at Tony, you were attacked by terrorists and imprisoned here to help them build missiles. They said they would let you go after building them, but in fact they would definitely kill you after you were no longer of use. you.

Although it's a bit harsh, I have to admit that it's the truth. Tony spread his hands.

And I, Lu Mingfei pointed to the bandage on his head that had been wrapped several times, is an unknown person who fell from the sky at the door of the terrorist base. When you were escorted by them to supplement the materials, you saw them at the door. They wanted to execute me, so they took me from their hands because I was a child. In name, they needed a clever assistant, but in fact they wanted to save my life.

That's right, Tony nodded, You're very lucky. It's not every day that I get out of this ghost base. If I'd been a step late, you would have been executed by them.

To be precise, they are being executed, Ethan added. These people should be trying to save bullets and are preparing to hit you on the head with the butt of their rifles to kill you alive. When Tony saw you, you had already been hit all over the head. It's bloody, I'll give you a good cleansing before bandaging it.

By the way, your head is really hard. Most people would be killed if hit by the butt of a gun. Ethan's admiring tone made Lu Mingfei feel that his skull was some kind of cheap and high-quality construction site helmet on the supermarket shelf. .

Lu Mingfei took a deep breath and looked at Ethan and Tony, looking a little calmer than his age: So on the way home, I made a wish towards the shooting star, and then suddenly there was something in front of my eyes. Hei, when he woke up again, he inexplicably ended up in this ghost place in the Middle East, became a prisoner of terrorists, and will be executed soon.

Tony and Ethan nodded simultaneously.

The execution method may also be to be beaten to death. Lu Mingfei added.

Tony and Ethan nodded again.

I...I'm a little dizzy... Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes and fell backward.

Ethan and Tony quickly stood up and helped him.

No! He seems to have fainted!

Quick! Pinch him! There is a battery there, why don't you give him a shock and do cardiac pacing——

Don't...don't use electricity, I'm afraid of pain...

After a while of fussing.

Lu Mingfei finally returned to normal.

Your mental quality is too poor. Tony complained.

Yeah, it's too bad. I just knew that I had only a few days to live and I fainted on the spot... Lu Mingfei cried sadly and collapsed on the ground, Am I dreaming? How can I wake up? Ah, pinching the thighs doesn’t work...

Don't say that, Tony, Dr. Ethan came over with a glass of water and handed it to Lu Mingfei, I think he is very powerful as a high school student. It is difficult for ordinary people to maintain their position when they are suddenly in this kind of environment. If you are calm, it is more likely that you suddenly become crazy because of too much pressure and stimulation.”

Dr. Ethan patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder and comforted and encouraged him, like a bald kindergarten teacher: You are great for being able to calm down so quickly.

Thank you. Lu Mingfei weakly took the water.

How could he have calmed down? He was just too cowardly to react any more, so it looked like he had calmed down right away. In fact, his mind was filled with thick, thick paste. I can even use them to stick Spring Festival couplets.

Lu Mingfei knew himself too well, why would he suddenly become crazy due to pressure and stimulation... How could he have the courage to go crazy?

Okay, I have to admit, when I was your age, my performance was not necessarily better than yours, Tony looked at Ethan, So, I think we might be able to tell him.

Are you sure? Ethan was a little surprised.

Tell what? Lu Mingfei was even more surprised.

Actually, Ethan and I are building a weapon and preparing to escape from here. Tony said.

You want... Lu Mingfei exclaimed subconsciously, then immediately lowered his voice and said in a very low volume, You want weapons to escape?

You don't have to be afraid. Although we are being monitored, the camera does not transmit sound, and it is difficult for the sound in this cave to be transmitted, Tony said. And what you just said was in Chinese. They can't understand it. In fact, I can't understand it either. I don’t quite understand.”

Only then did Lu Mingfei realize that he had subconsciously spoken his native language because he was so surprised, and then switched to his broken English and said: Aren't you afraid that they will kill us if they are discovered?

We will only be killed if I really build the Jericho missile for them, Tony shrugged. Even if I am discovered, nothing will happen to me. The most they can do is give me a good beating to make me behave. Keep building missiles for them.

Are you going to be okay? Lu Mingfei caught the blind spot, What about us?

If I can escape afterwards, I will help you take care of your family. Let me think about what you just told me, Tony confirmed, Your name is Lu Mingfei, right, and your father's name is Lu Lincheng. My mother's name is Qiao Weini, two archaeologists who travel around the world, live in my uncle's house, and my uncle's name is Lu Gucheng...

Stop, stop, I said stop, Lu Mingfei interrupted him quickly, You're talking as if I'm about to die and I'm giving my last words.

Don't worry, you won't die, and none of us will die, Ethan stepped forward and put his broad, warm palm on Lu Mingfei's shoulder, We will escape together.

But there must be a lot of terrorists outside. No matter how powerful the weapons we have, it's useless. They just give us a shot and we'll die. Lu Mingfei went to Shilan Middle School, a noble high school, and received military training. I had participated in live ammunition target shooting at that time, and I knew the power of bullets very well.

He asked with the last glimmer of hope: Or do we have people who can make bulletproof vests and bulletproof helmets?

We have something a hundred times better than that. Tony smiled.

…

From then on, Lu Mingfei became Tony and Ethan's assistant.

Of course, because he doesn't know anything, his only job as an assistant is to help Tony Ethan bring tea and water, and help wipe sweat and pass things around while they are working.

This is very simple for Lu Mingfei, after all, he does this in the literary club.

I still don't understand why you trusted me on the first day we met, Lu Mingfei asked doubtfully while serving Tony tea to wipe his sweat, Aren't you afraid that I am sent by terrorists to monitor you?

First of all, your skin is not what someone who has lived in a harsh environment for a long time should have. You must have grown up in a peaceful place. Tony was welding something on the workbench without raising his head. You are among the terrorists. No such member can be found.”

And you speak Chinese very fluently, at least to the level of a native speaker, Ethan said. Either you are indeed Chinese, or you have studied Chinese specifically.

But Chinese is one of the most difficult languages ​​in the world, and it is unlikely that terrorist organizations can find such talents, Tony said casually. For them, anyone who has graduated from primary school is considered a high degree of education.

For the first time in his life, Lu Mingfei was praised for his high academic qualifications.

Of course, there is another most important reason, Tony said seriously, I don't think you are a bad person.

Lu Mingfei was flattered and thought to himself, maybe I actually have a righteous face, but I didn't realize it until now...

After all, you look too cowardly, and you're still wilting all the time. My intuition tells me you're not just pretending, Tony said slowly, If I were a terrorist, I would definitely not entrust you with such an important job.

Fuck. Lu Mingfei felt like he had been shot hard in the heart.

And you seem to be a good boy, Ethan came over, stared into Lu Mingfei's eyes, and smiled, Human eyes can't deceive. I trust my own judgment and intuition.

Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment.

The last time he was trusted so much was during the final exam. The head teacher said to him trustingly: Mingfei, I believe you won't be ranked last in the exam, at least be second to last.

But you really shouldn't be so cowardly, Tony walked over. Ever since you woke up, my intuition told me that you are actually a young man with great potential. Although you are far behind me, you should still be an incredible person. So much talent.”

Me? Genius? Lu Mingfei blinked, Uncle, you must never trust your intuition in the future.

Tony raised his eyebrows: You don't believe me?

I don't believe in myself. Lu Mingfei was very self-aware.

When you graduate, do you want to work in my company? Tony asked, I will offer you an annual salary of 10 million.

Yen? Lu Mingfei asked.

Dollars. Tony said.

Lu Mingfei swooped down and hugged Tony's thigh: My foster father, please bow to me!

…

As the days passed, terrorists would come to deliver food. Although it was difficult to eat, it was good enough to fill me up.

In addition to experiencing insomnia on the first night, Lu Mingfei miraculously slept well in the following days and even snored. Even he felt that his heart was a bit ridiculous.

Of course, it might also be because he could do nothing but watch Tony and Ethan fight against time and wait for the final judgment of fate.

No one expects him to do anything, and no one expects him to be able to turn the tide and save everyone from the fire. He is just a boy who brings tea and water to the hero, but even so, Lu Mingfei is content. After all, the hero's horse Not everyone can be a kid.

On the surface, Tony and Ethan were manufacturing Jericho missiles, but they were actually using materials sent by the terrorists to create discrete parts.

Lu Mingfei didn't know anything about mechanics or engineering, so he couldn't see the use of these parts scattered all over the floor and on the table.

But Tony showed Lu Mingfei the drawings, which showed a huge-looking steel suit.

According to Tony, this steel suit is made of the best metal and can even resist heavy machine gun fire.

Powered by the miniature Ark reactor on Tony's chest, this steel suit will be invincible when it moves. As long as the steel suit is built, Tony can lead them out.

Lu Mingfei doesn't know much about technology, but he always feels that this thing is not very scientific, but a bit science fiction.

But it’s good to be able to escape. As long as you can help them escape, let alone science fiction, fantasy, fantasy, magic, any fantasy will do!

After a day's work, the three of them sat on the ground to rest and chat aimlessly.

What are you going to do after you escape? Tony looked at Lu Mingfei.

What else can we do? Go home, Lu Mingfei said with a shy face, Boss, you said you have a lot of money, can you help me with some air tickets and bus fare?

Why don't I give you a private jet and a sports car, Tony waved his hand. When we escape, you can go pick out any one from my garage.

No, no, no, Lu Mingfei waved his hands repeatedly, This is not popular in our place.

But did you really see a shooting star and then suddenly appear here? Tony rubbed his chin.

Yes, Lu Mingfei said with a sad face, If I had known better, I wouldn't have made the wish. Now I won't be scolded by my aunt, but at least she will only scold me and won't hit my head with the butt of a gun.

He touched the bandage on his head, and there was still a dull pain when his fingertips touched it.

Don't worry, our steel suits have been built and we will escape tomorrow. Tony patted his shoulder.

Ah? Running away tomorrow? Lu Mingfei's eyes widened, Is it too sudden? I'm not ready yet!

I don't have time to prepare for you, Tony shook his head. Before you were caught, the leader here was dissatisfied with my progress and threatened me with Ethan. I can only give him a specific delivery date, which is the day after tomorrow. Wait until It’s too late to run away, so we can only do it tomorrow.”

I hope we can escape smoothly tomorrow, Lu Mingfei said with a sad face, I don't want to die, I haven't even held Chen Wenwen's hand!

Damn it! Why is it that Chen Wenwen again! Tony was suddenly furious.

The three of them have been sharing weal and woe these past few days, and they talked about everything when chatting. Naturally, Lu Mingfei mentioned Chen Wenwen, his classmate whom he had always had a crush on.

When they first heard Lu Mingfei mention it, Ethan and Tony, as experienced people, would look at each other and smile, and they would silently listen to Lu Mingfei's story and express their feelings about the beauty of the relationship between young boys and girls.

But as they listened, they realized something was wrong, and the more they listened, the more silent they became.

Especially Tony, who is a veteran in love, when he heard Lu Mingfei say that he and Chen Wenwen had known each other for almost two and a half years and were still ordinary classmates, he couldn't help but cover his face with his hands and pick his ears. It was like hearing something unpleasant.

Two and a half years! Two and a half years!

For Tony, who doesn't even need two and a half points to win a girl, he has never even thought about seeing or hearing someone like Lu Mingfei!

What's the difference between this and licking a dog? Aren't you just a dog licker? Tony couldn't help but complained and personally attacked Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei responded seriously that this was love and that he just liked Chen Wenwen silently. It was a platonic spiritual love.

Tony's response was to kick Lu Mingfei in the butt.

I kicked this for Plato! Tony said.

At this moment, when he heard Lu Mingfei mention Chen Wenwen again, Tony couldn't help but sigh: After we escape, you can come see me again when you get home. I will take you out to see the world and cultivate a healthy concept of love. , to prevent you from mistaking dog licking for affection.

Before Lu Mingfei said anything, Ethan couldn't help it anymore and looked at Tony with confusion on his face: A healthy concept of love?

Yeah. Tony nodded.

Mr. Tony Stark, Ethan complained, what is your definition of healthy love? Does it mean that you slept with the cover girl of twelve months of Maxim magazine last year?

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened.

Tony immediately shook his head: No, that's a rumor from the media.

Oh, sorry... An apology appeared on Ethan's face.

The fact is that the one in March conflicts with my schedule. Fortunately, the one in December is a pair of twin sisters. Tony said.

Lu Mingfei and Ethan were silent at the same time.

How about I introduce you to the one in March? Tony looked at Lu Mingfei, Or the one in December is also good. The experience of twins is definitely more novel than you think...

No, no, no, no, I'm a serious person! Lu Mingfei shook his head quickly.

Wipe the saliva. Ethan handed over a handkerchief.

The first chapter is posted! Because there are 6,000 words and I don’t want to split it into two chapters, there is only one chapter today, Gu!