Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 638: Heavenly Court Quit Smoking

Don’t watch Taibaijinxing kneeling on the ground to admit his mistakes.

Like a big dog.

However, I was not convinced.

Obviously, I was kind enough to research a new business model.

Let those who have no money also smoke and drink Erguotou.

Obviously it is kind.

Why does your Majesty stop and stop yourself?

“The debt thing is pulled down. Go to the Heavenly Treasure House later, and you can pick some magic weapons.” The Jade Emperor frowned, seeing that he was not in a good mood.

One after another in Heavenly Court was hacked to death.

If this continues, his heaven will be completely finished.

As the boss of the Heavenly Court, who is in a good mood watching the tragic death of his younger brother?

“Yes, your majesty, the veteran is sinful.” Taibai Jinxing said shiveringly.

The Jade Emperor waved his hand to indicate that he could roll.

Then the news came out.

Your Majesty thoroughly investigated the loan and severely cracked down on this behavior.

Suddenly the heaven cheered.

Because most people have loans, your majesty has taken care of it at this moment.

“If you live an extra day, it will be fine. The people above have already severely punished this behavior.”

Someone is mourning their dead relatives.

Although the heavenly gods are dissatisfied with Taibai Jinxing.

But I dare not say anything.

After all, he holds the lifeblood of cigarettes.

Go up early.

The Jade Emperor Lei Ting angrily announced that the entire heavenly court was quitting smoking.

If this goes on, what will happen to the heavens.

At the same time, the cigarettes of the Taibai Jinxing canteen, Erguotou, etc., were all purchased by the Jade Emperor.

Too platinum star dared to be angry and dare not say anything about it.

But quitting smoking cannot be so straightforward.

There must be a gradual process.

As a result, the Jade Emperor decided that everyone could only smoke two cigarettes a day and distribute them early every day.

Of course, this is free.

On this point, the Jade Emperor did a good job.

In addition, in order to prevent someone from falling into the realm, secretly exchange cigarettes.

The entire heaven was sealed by the Jade Emperor.

Only in, no out.

If anyone wants to go out, no one can use it without my token.

Taibai Venus cried secretly in his heart.

He became more dissatisfied with the Jade Emperor.

He had cut off his financial means, and now he would even cut off his spiritual food.

This cannot be blamed on the Jade Emperor.

Mainly because he discovered that this thing is quite harmful.

No wonder it says that smoking is harmful to health.

He didn’t care at the time, he didn’t care about it at all.

Now I find that this thing is really devastating.

It is imperative for Heaven to quit smoking.

However, the Jade Emperor did not expect that this quitting smoking would have caused some gods to become dissatisfied with him.

After living for so many years, I finally had some fun.

At this moment, he will also be cut off by the Jade Emperor.

It was said that others had quit smoking, but the Jade Emperor really didn’t care at all.

Mainly he thought in his heart.

As long as these cigarettes are finished, they will not be smoked at all.

Thinking of this, he suddenly became unscrupulous.

The smoke is stronger than before.

Lingshan.

At this moment, the brand-new Da Leiyin Temple stood up again with the concerted efforts of all the Buddhas.

It seems that nothing has changed, but it seems that everything has changed.

Some Buddhas are even thinking about how good it would be if they could go back to before the sutras were collected.

By then, they will certainly not toss about.

Um?

Of course, this is not what they said.

Maitreya Buddha’s face is full of red light recently.

Finally sat on the coveted Buddha seat.

Now the entire Lingshan is his highest status, and he should lead the Buddhism as he should.

However, various matters also caused Maitreya a headache.

For example, the Great Leiyin Temple was mortgaged to the Heavenly Court, and now it can be said that it still belongs to the Heavenly Court.

What if Heavenly Court sends people to move in or drive them out?

In addition, there is the problem of cigarettes.

Now they don’t mix with Brother Lai.

What I did hurt Lai Ge’s fragile young heart.

Even if it is exchange, it is estimated that Brother Lai will slaughter them fiercely.

Because Buddhism suffered one after another.

At this moment, it seems that Da Leiyin Temple is a bit empty.

Um?

Yes.

Fuhu Arhat is still below.

It seems that he needs to be brought up as soon as possible, which can be regarded as adding some vital power to Buddhism.

Maitreya Buddha was sitting on the small bench originally belonged to the Buddha, his gaze patrolled downward, and finally fell on Samantabhadra Bodhisattva: “Lao Pu, now Fuhu Arhat is still in the lower realm. Bring him up and find him Let the dragon descend and see if he has the intention to return to Buddhism.”

By the way, Jiang Long is still going crazy below.

At first he was crazy, and Buddhism had sent people to go through it.

But this kid seems really crazy.

Drinking and eating meat, crazy, wanting to escape from Buddhism.

“Buddha decree.”

Samantabhadra stood up and accepted the decree of the Buddha.

“In addition, Lingji Bodhisattva’s seat has one important thing that needs to be explained to you.” Maitreya Buddha said.

Lingji Bodhisattva had some guesses about the major events in Maitreya Buddha’s mouth.

It was nothing more than asking him to go to the Ten Thousand Demons Country to find Brother Lai to exchange cigarettes.

But he still has the face to face Brother Lai.

At that time, I betrayed Lai Ge so simply.

What if the brother is in a bad mood and slaps him to death?

“Now that Buddhism cigarettes have achieved success, I believe you can see it, so I need you to go to the kingdom of ten thousand demons, find the Tathagata, and exchange some cigarettes with him.”

Maitreya Buddha said, “However, you also know that Buddhism’s economy is really not doing well now, so if you exchange cigarettes or something, you pay in advance. When others are waiting for the two saints to reignite Buddhism’s economy, I will give you twice. .”

“Given Maitreya Buddha, I don’t have much in my hands.” Lingji Bodhisattva said.

The most important thing is that even if Brother Lai gave them cigarettes, he must be blackmailed.

The price cannot be too low.

“this……”

Maitreya Buddha frowned and looked at the Buddhas below; “I know that you don’t have cigarettes anymore. If anyone wants to exchange it, take out the private money and let Lingji Bodhisattva exchange it on the way.”

The Buddhas looked at each other.

However, the allure of cigarettes is too great.

Some people still took out some magic weapons.

Lingji Bodhisattva hurriedly took out paper and pen, and recorded in detail how many magic weapons everyone took out.

It will be good to divide the spoils at that time.

How much money was taken and how much cigarettes were given to you.

This scene made Lingji Bodhisattva excited.

That’s what he did in the old days.

Unexpectedly, this business is back now.

After sorting out the magic weapon or something.

Lingji Bodhisattva headed towards the kingdom of ten thousand demons.

I’ve been thinking about it all the way, so I have to talk to Brother Lai.

What if you don’t give it to yourself?

These uncertain factors have to be taken into consideration.

In random thoughts, Lingji Bodhisattva appeared in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons.

“Lingji Bodhisattva in the west, please see Demon King Tathagata…” Lingji Bodhisattva’s voice resounded over the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom.

When I was a Buddha in the past.

He also killed demons and demons.

But now he is indeed reduced to a demon, which is really ironic.