Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter One Hundred and Sixty One

Taibai Jinxing froze for a long time, and didn’t know how to say it.

Did you tell your majesty that the big fairy was arched by a pig?

Um?

If you say that, His Majesty Jade Emperor will easily die in anger if he is not doing well. ,

Taibai Venus looked towards the surrounding gods, his eyes were asking for help, obviously asking them what to do, or asking them to speak.

But Taibai Venus was somewhat unwelcome in the heavenly court, and the gods thought they hadn’t seen his eyes.

Don’t bird him at all.

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, “Taibai, if you have anything to say, it doesn’t hurt to say it.”

He is in a good mood.

Through Tang Sanzang’s theory, he was fully confirmed.

I have completely learned something different and opened the door to the new century.

“Your Majesty, the Fairy…”

Taibai Venus gritted his teeth: “I was arched by a pig.”

He directly ignored it and said it.

The Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing in amazement, as if he could not believe what he said.

With a wave of his hand, a mysterious light mirror emerged.

Suddenly, a scene of spicy eyes appeared in front of him.

The cigarette in his mouth fell directly on the table.

Burning the memorial in front of him, slowly emitting blue smoke.

The Jade Emperor was motionless, and his whole body seemed to be stunned.

At the critical moment, it has to be too platinum.

He used a trick, and the fireworks on the memorial went out.

It’s just that some of the burned ones are out of shape.

“What did I see?”

The Jade Emperor spoke tremblingly, completely unable to believe it.

“Your Majesty, this, this…”

Taibai Jinxing didn’t know what to say at all.

“Li Jing.”

The Jade Emperor shouted loudly: “I order you to bring the big fairy back immediately. Besides, if anyone dares to mention this matter again, kill me without mercy, as for Marshal Canopy, kill me.”

Who didn’t know that the current Marshal Canopy was the second senior in the group.

Kill?

Xitian Buddhism can’t agree either.

Li Jing’s face suddenly pulled down.

Standing in place with a cry of embarrassment, he even forgot to accept the decree of promotion.

Under this tension, the buttocks were suddenly wet again.

Things Cao.

Hemorrhoids are committed again.

“According to the purpose.”

Li Jing’s face was bitter, and he took the order, first secretly found a place, dig out the insole and put it on his buttocks.

Secretly glanced around.

Well, no one.

This is the time when people go to the lower realm.

The lower bound.

Zhu Bajie was still working hard because he took the medicine.

The big fairy also gave up resisting.

What that sentence says, when you can’t resist, then enjoy it.

Bang bang.

The drum of battle in the sky resounded.

There are heavenly soldiers appearing.

“Canopy, you are bold.”

Li Jing screamed, and the sky was densely packed with heavenly soldiers standing above the sky.

Things Cao.

Zhu Bajie suddenly recovered.

The cold sweat was brushing straight.

What are you doing?

He brushed up and didn’t even mention his pants.

At full horsepower, it’s just running.

There is white smoke behind him, which shows his speed.

Li Jing was taken aback for a moment, but did not pursue it. Instead, he waved his hand and put on the clothes of the big fairy.

Then he took her back to heaven.

A smile slowly appeared on the face of the big fairy.

“Cool.”

Hearing that, Li Jing and some other heavenly soldiers almost never fell.

As for Zhu Bajie, he ran away.

People who have a heavy responsibility to go to the west to learn from the scriptures.

If you kill him?

Li Jing can imagine his fate, and it will definitely not be better.

Therefore, he did not chase.

When he returned to the sky, he told his Majesty directly that Marshal Tianpeng had run away.

I can’t catch up.

Well, that’s it.

Worthy of being Li Tianwang, just fucking wit.

Fire Cloud Cave.

Tang Yu walked out with a smile.

A satisfied look.

Hong Hai’er and others all looked at him.

Behind him was the butterfly spirit, rubbing his clothes with his hands, and looked very embarrassed.

“Third brother, you…” Hong Haier wanted to ask, obviously he was teaching himself theory, how could he still practice it himself.

“This Fluttershy.”

Tang Yu smiled and pulled the butterfly spirit over.

“This is Fluttershy, get acquainted.” Looking at the red boy, he waved his hand: “Prepare food and drink.”

Physical work, a little tired.

Need to make up.

Hong Haier sighed and hurriedly asked the little demons to prepare.

At this time, a gust of wind passed in front of everyone’s eyes.

Immediately after a bang, the entire cave was shaken.

Zhu Bajie was all set in the wall.

It took a long time to pick it out for myself, and said anxiously, “Master, help.”

“Help?” Tang Yu was a little dazed.

Didn’t you go out with the medicine and go chic?

Why did you call for help.

“Big fairy…she…I…” Zhu Bajie squatted, and it took him a long time to say things briefly.

Although some parts are incomplete, the preface does not follow.

But Tang Yu also understood.

These two idiots can become the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor.

Tang Yu’s mouth twitched involuntarily, and he didn’t say anything for a long time.

“This, second idiot, it’s okay, I’m a teacher.” Tang Yu comforted.

In his opinion, it’s not a problem at all.

It doesn’t matter even if you stabbed a hole in the sky.

Anyway, there are those Buddhas who wipe their butts.

Gee.

Speaking of which, those Buddhism calves gave Tang Yu a trace of sympathy.

But I turned to think that all of this was not arranged by the crippled buddhas of Buddhism.

Ever since, the trace of sympathy disappeared without a trace.

Western sky.

The Buddha of Tathagata dangling his cigarette and patted his head: “Oh.”

How did things get to this point?

This Zhu Bajie is really bold.

Is it possible for them to forget it?

Obviously impossible.

But Zhu Bajie can’t die yet.

He opened his mouth, just about to give a command, but when he saw the empty Lingshan.

Suddenly recovered.

right.

It’s a fucking trip.

Went for a stroll.

With a pinch, Heavenly Court has dispatched troops.

Obviously it was for Zhu Bajie.

There is no one available to give orders.

Tathagata Buddha had no choice but to go out in person, stepped out one step, and came to Nantian Gate.

“See Buddha.”

The Jade Emperor naturally felt the Buddha’s arrival.

His figure flashed and appeared on the opposite side of the Buddha.

Only at this moment, the Jade Emperor’s face was gloomy and terrifying.

Obviously, he is in a bad mood.

“Jade Emperor, regarding the canopy matter…” Tathagata Buddha coughed slightly: “It is obvious that variables are intervening, which has caused this result.”

“piss off.”

The Jade Emperor was really angry, so he scolded him without even thinking about it.

The big fairy was arched by a pig.

What is even more annoying is that he wonders if his head is broken.

Begged him to spare Tianpeng’s life.

This made the Jade Emperor even more angry, and directly ordered her to be put under house arrest.

He hates the canopy now.

Damn the canopy.

You dare to do anything the fuck, you really haven’t died.

Tathagata Buddha looked startled.

Things Cao.

It’s rare for me to let go of your breath and talk to you. You don’t give me face so much, and you directly attack me.

“Li Jing, immediately lead the heavenly soldiers to the lower realm and kill the canopy for me.”

The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and said.