Journey To The West: Poor Monks Do Not Want To Take The Western Classics

Chapter 107: The Jade Emperor Draws

Seeing the entire Lingshan dangling cigarettes, Taibai Jinxing became more and more curious about this stuff.

This must be a good thing, otherwise the Buddha can’t smoke.

He came for this cigarette this time, and wanted to go back all the time to give the Jade Emperor a taste.

To know that as a dogleg, the first thing to do is that something will happen.

“Well, this is a good thing, full of energy, and endless smoke.” Tathagata Buddha made up a name casually.

He vaguely knew the purpose of Taibai Jinxing.

“Dare to ask the Buddha, where did you get this energetic and endless smoke.”

Buddha Tathagata smiled: “This is the secret of this seat. It was purchased from elsewhere at a high price.”

He was smoking cigarettes, squinting his eyes, with an unpredictable appearance.

“Can the Buddha transfer some cigarettes to me?”

Taibai Jinxing directly understood the purpose.

“Naturally, but I bought it at a high price.”

Tathagata Buddha said lightly.

He was secretly happy.

If he can, he doesn’t mind being a dealer, acting as an agent or something.

Extortion started from the heaven.

It’s just that we must find a way to monopolize it from Tang Sanzang, or the heavenly court will know it sooner or later, it’s from Tang Sanzang’s hands.

Um?

But where did Tang Sanzang come from?

Yes, I remember that Tang Sanzang vaguely said that it was used by Taishang Laojun to refresh him, and it was indeed a good thing given by the saint.

The monopoly of cigarettes is imminent.

It’s best to find a way to force him to make a great oath.

So he can’t go back.

I have to say that the Buddha is really good at doing business.

Once things are really done.

A lot can be extorted from heaven.

Even the entire supply of cigarettes in Lingshan doesn’t need to spend a penny to make the heavens bleed heavily.

The more I think about the Buddha, the more excited it is.

I am really a genius.

He couldn’t help but touched his big bald head.

“The price is not a problem. Can the Buddha resell me a bag? The minister also wants the Jade Emperor to taste it.” Taibai Jinxing smiled flatteringly.

This must be a treasure, and if you bring it back, the Jade Emperor will definitely Longyan Joy.

“Naturally.”

The cigarettes were exchanged with Tang Sanzang for the price of a nine-turn golden pill. Since the Buddha wanted to be the general agent, the price difference he earned was certainly not a few.

Since then, the price has been doubled.

Taibai Jinxing was slightly stunned, so expensive.

But I saw that the entire Lingshan Mountain was smoking.

He gritted his teeth and took out all his belongings.

In exchange for a pack.

On the way back to the Heavenly Court, watching the spirit in his hand glow with endless smoke.

A little curious.

After hesitating a little, I opened it, and grabbed one by myself.

Take a sip.

He was shocked and his mind was clear.

It really is a good thing.

No wonder the entire Buddhism is smoking.

With a cigarette in his mouth, he speeded up and returned to the heavenly court.

The Jade Emperor was in the queen mother’s bedroom, talking to her.

There were a lot of good clothes back from the mortal world, the Queen Mother tried shyly, and even danced.

The underside of the nose was moist, and with a touch, the nosebleeds came out.

Things Cao.

My concentration is a little bad.

He couldn’t help it a bit, and rushed over to the Queen Mother, ready to get up.

At this moment, the lady of the palace knocked on the door gently;

“No, let him go.”

“But your Majesty, Taibai Jinxing said there is an urgent matter to report to you.”

The Jade Emperor sighed.

Being the Lord of the Three Realms is tired, and you have to do everything yourself.

I don’t know, his throne was actually picked up.

At that time, Jiang Ziya sealed the gods, and the gods returned to their thrones.

Someone asked Jiang Ziya, who did the emperor do?

The position of Jade Emperor was originally reserved for him by Jiang Ziya.

Therefore, I smiled mysteriously and said that someone would do it naturally.

The Jade Emperor’s real name is Zhang Renren, and he is Hongjun’s boy.

When I heard Jiang Ziya said so.

Hongjun thought, Oh Wu Cao, Tong Er, isn’t your real name Zhang Ren? Then you go.

Ever since, someone in Zhang has achieved the position of Jade Emperor.

But Jiang Ziyabai was busy for a while and didn’t catch anything.

Angrily, he plunged into the mortal world and reborn in the mortal world.

Note: (There are many legends about the Jade Emperor, and most of them know that the Jade Emperor is named Zhang Bairen. But there are also legends, Zhang Renren, Zhang Ziran, Haotian, etc…Here is Zhang Renren for the development of the plot.)

The pants are all taken off.

Suddenly find me something?

The Jade Emperor put on his pants angrily.

“What are you looking for?”

The Jade Emperor, who could tell at a glance, was in a bad mood.

Taibaijinxing fell to his knees, like a loyal big dog.

“Enlighten Your Majesty, the Weichen saw the Western Heaven Buddhas, sucked this thing, and exchanged a package from the Western Heaven Tathagata Buddha at a high price to honor Your Majesty.”

Taibai Jinxing took out the cigarette and handed it over respectfully.

The Jade Emperor is no stranger to this stuff.

At first I saw Tang Sanzang through the Xuanguang Jing and smoked this thing, and then the Buddhas in the West Heaven also smoked.

Originally, he was also curious as to what it was.

I didn’t expect Taibai Jinxing to be able to predict it.

No loss is my dog ​​leg, my deep heart.

“Tathagata Buddha said, this is called invigorating and infinite smoke.” Taibai Jinxing explained.

The Jade Emperor took it over and looked at it.

There is a line of small print under the cigarette case.

Smoking is harmful to health.

cut.

He curled his mouth in disdain.

If I am not old or dead, do I still care about my health?

joke.

He took out one, hesitated for a moment, and held it in his mouth.

Snapped.

Taibai Jinxing slapped a finger, and the middle finger burned with a cyan flame, lighting the smoke for the Jade Emperor.

Huh…

After taking a sip, Jade Emperor’s eyes lit up slightly.

He even vaguely felt his own cultivation level, as if he had improved a bit unknowingly.

We must know that a quasi-sage like them can hardly reach the sky if they want to go further.

Unexpectedly, this rejuvenating power is endless, and there is such an effect.

This is really a treasure.

It was so sloppy before.

If you know such a baby, you would have already exchanged it.

I don’t know, this is just an illusion.

Only the first mouth has such an illusion, which makes people mistakenly think that the cultivation base is a bit more refined.

“Taibai, you kid, I didn’t see you wrong.” The Jade Emperor patted his shoulder with an open eyebrow.

Taibai Jinxing is overjoyed: “Thank you for your praise.”

Early the next day.

The gods all saw this scene.

The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon chair with a cigarette in his mouth.

The gods looked at each other, wondering what the situation was like?

“Zhongqing needn’t be surprised. This is brought back by Taibai. It is refreshing and full of smoke. This thing is really a good thing.” The Jade Emperor flicked the ashes.

But one thing is not good. After smoking, it smells a little bit of smoke.

I wanted to do it yesterday.

She was pushed aside by the queen mother and her disgust.

I ate several flat peaches and drank a lot of agar jade dew to suppress the taste.

After the Jade Emperor discovered You Xi, he lit a cigarette, which was simply enjoyment.