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“The strong wind is rising, the luck is clear, Solitary Nine Swords is fighting everywhere, and you are welcome to Ali Jianghu, Feng Qingyang hero!” People who don’t know heard this sentence and thought it was a certain game or A line in a martial arts movie.

But in fact, this voice comes from Alibaba’s Lin’an headquarters.

“Hello Feng Qingyang hero!” Next moment, many people around greeted a thin person in the crowd.

“Hello, heroes, we have met again on the rivers and lakes!” Feng Qingyang, Ma Yun, said with a smile, and then came a voice from behind, “Pengcheng is up for nine days, and Bi falls into Yellow Springs, Other poems and tea, Caoluchun spring sleep, welcome to Ali Jianghu, Xiaoyao Zi hero!”

“Xiaoyao Zi, you came later than me today. Is there any story yesterday?” Ma Yun asked with a smile when he saw someone clocking in behind him.

Well, if I don’t tell everyone that the person who is speaking is Ma Yun, this is the Lin’an headquarters of Alibaba, I guess everyone will think that this is a mental hospital.

As everyone knows, Ma Yun is a crazy fan of martial arts, and also an avid fan of Feng Qingyang, but he has always been forced by life before and cannot fully develop his hobby.

Until Ma Yun became independent and started his own business, created Alibaba and QQ, and had his own independent territory, he was completely liberated.

In one year, he then went to Hong Kong and Hong Kong three times, and met Jin Yong Old Master three times. He told outsiders that his Ma Yun was to realize his childhood dream and meet his super idol.

Actually, according to Jin Yong’s Old Master’s accidental leaked words, Ma Yun actually went to Jin Yong’s Old Master to come out again, and then wrote a novel based on Feng Qingyang to satisfy this same person. The fanatical Feng Qingyang hobby writer, for Feng Qingyang is only a supporting role, and has no regrets about his own independent novel.

It’s a pity, no matter how much money is given, Jin Yong Old Master is absolutely impossible to agree to this kind of thing, and can only give it up.

[PS:cough cough, this is a legend in the industry, I don’t know whether it’s true or false, any similarities are purely coincidental]

It is said that a novel named “Sword Saint Feng Qingyang” actually appeared later. The author was signed by Jin Yongxin, and he kept hiding the head and tail, and I don’t know who the true identity is.

But it is said that hey, this book first appeared in Ma Yun’s house.

Well, this is also said to be a real thing.

If the anecdote above is just gossip, it is not enough to believe. Then ask Ali’s executives to give themselves a fancy name, and at the same time let people modify the check-in device without authorization. When all executives with fancy names check in, they will not only read the top executive’s fancy name, but also Will recite a poem that belongs to this executive.

This is a very real fact. It is said that all the executives who have just joined Ali, the first headache is to give themselves a name.

This is not the most troublesome. The headache is my own final poem, and I also ask to write it myself… According to Ma Yun’s request, this poem must be made by himself, and some ancient poems can be extracted. , But you can’t copy it all, you must have your own creativity in it.

Then Ali’s executives have a headache. These high-achieving students who graduated from science, it’s okay to let them write 10 programs on the spot, but it’s too difficult for them to write a poem for the finale.

The most unbearable thing is that this set poem will still be read in the punch card machine. If anyone writes a poem that is too bad, they will instantly become the object of ridicule, which is simply a social death.

But Ma Yun likes it, and the executives have no way to pinch their noses, or compose poems by themselves, or spend money to find gunmen and so on, which is very troublesome.

But precisely because of this, Ali’s internal atmosphere is quite good, Ma Yun’s popularity is also very good, and the whole company is showing a prosperous state of affairs.

“Chairman, we found some problems!” Just as Ma Yun was waiting at the door of the company to see who the next hero is, a young man with dark eyes suddenly found him Ma Yun reports.

“What’s the matter? Tell me!” Ma Yun nodded said.

“We found that some users complained to us that our QQ would occasionally crash, and the entire QQ software would be shut down in an instant, requiring re-login, which was a waste of time!” The young man quickly Said.

“Crash? It’s another problem with the technical department’s program!” Ma Yun laughed. At this time, he was still very happy. After all, software crashes are a common occurrence even in 2020.

Is the BUG-free program still a normal program?

This is normal!

“In this way, you quickly collect the diagnostic report, and then let the technical department responsible for the analysis, after finding the bug, immediately fix it!” Ma Yun commanded, these all are normal operations!

“Yes!” The young man nodded, leading away.

The whole process seems to be unnecessary. After all, small problems like bugs and crashes will not be put in front of Ma Yun at all, and Ma Yun will come to Ma Yun to give instructions in person.

But this is what Ma Yun requires. According to Ma Yun, everything else can be careless, except for your own product, which is QQ, because it is related to Ali. Thousands of people’s jobs are up and down.

Everyone must treat QQ like a baby, immediately any problems must be reported, and must be reported to Ma Yun here.

In normal times afterwards, several senior executives arrived one after another, and the voice of going to work also sounded. Ma Yun had already sat in his office, but he had not had time to drink hot tea. Just now, the young man wore dark circles. It’s here again.

“What else is there?” Ma Yun asked puzzledly.

“Chairman, there is no diagnosis report!” The young man said anxiously.

“No diagnosis report? What does this mean?” Ma Yun was taken aback.

“The program we crashed, not at all, automatically sent us a diagnostic report, so I can’t find the cause of the crash now!” Xiaoyoung said helplessly.

“In this way, it would be a big bug, even if there is a problem in the diagnosis report!” Ma Yun stretched his waist and said, “You can tell, the technical department has a meeting and put the entire code, especially the diagnosis I sort out the code around the report, do some tests, and see if I can find bugs!”

Ma Yun hasn’t realized what a dangerous situation this is. Until the technical department used dozens of people to carry out emergency tracking for 4 hours, no large-scale BUG problems were found.

On the other side, there have been tens of thousands of complaints about QQ’s automatic collapse. At the same time, QQ’s official forums began to show a large number of swearing posts, ranging from Chinese to English, as well as French, Spanish, and so on. At the time, Feng Qingyang Ma Yun discovered that Demon Sect seemed to have hit Huashan!