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Actually, the fifth element can’t be said to be too much, because they still have a global box office of 270 million U.S. dollars, but the fifth element completely failed in word-of-mouth, and almost all film critics called it an unintelligible. Movie that wants to sleep.

Although this is a Great Accomplishment book with great special effects, it is still a science fiction film that pays tribute to the planet wars.

In short, the fifth element has a very bad reputation in the eyes of film critics. When the Oscars were selected, it only won a nomination for the best sound editing, and only a few internationally. Awards only.

The audience did not expect to see the “Fifth Element” winning here.

“Everyone may have doubts about the award of this film. I think it is a bit weird, but according to our vote statistics, the final result is indeed the case. Later I asked some viewers who voted and they suggested that we listen to this A piece of music!” Boss Jia snapped his fingers, and the edited video of “The 5th Element” started playing on the curtain behind it.

This is the first half of the movie. The protagonist is watching an alien concert on a boat. Among them, singing is a blue alien who looks like a jellyfish.

In fact, she sang to everyone with the purest bel canto!

“There is nothing wrong with this song!” In the first 3 minutes of this clip, the entire singing process was unremarkable. Although Bel Canto did sing quite well, it was at a standard level.

Only from 3 minutes and 18 seconds, with a loud dolphin sound instantly neighing, the atmosphere of the entire auditorium, in this brief moment, was completely changed.

[PS: If you haven’t listened to this piece of music, you can go to Station B to search for element 5, and you will be able to find the original soundtrack of this movie in an instant. This is really a god-like soundtrack]

After the music was played, the scene was very quiet, and no one questioned anything anymore.

Even many guests felt very strange. When they first watched the movie, how could they all complain about it? They didn’t notice such excellent music at all!

In fact, the guests who didn’t notice this piece of music were only the guests at the scene, because most of them were filmmakers. They went to the movies with different purposes, and of course they didn’t pay attention to some of the movies. Unremarkable soundtrack.

On the contrary, those audiences who simply went to the movies were shocked from beginning to end when they heard this piece of music.

In fact, the average score of “Fifth Element” in the soundtrack is 9.34 points, but after excluding 45% of the high and low scores, there are only so many points left.

“Congratulations to “The Fifth Element” for winning the Golden Dragon Award for Best Film Original Music Award!” Boss Jia finally loudly said “Let us invite the “Fifth Element” crew to come on stage to receive the award!”

“My God!” Luc Besson in front of the TV, hearing Boss Jia let himself on stage to accept the award, he could only shout with his head.

With the dream of Oscars, Luc Besson gave up the Golden Dragon Award without even thinking.

But the fact is that I became a joke at the Oscars, and I only received only one nomination. This made Luc Besson, who was full of confidence, felt that he had created another monument in the history of science fiction movies. , Caught in the boundless pain, he finally understood how Boss Jia felt last year.

The mentality of Luc Besson in history is much better, because in 1997, it was “Titanic” that defeated him in all aspects, and it was lost to this movie. Luc Besson was convinced.

But now, what the hell beats me at the Oscars. Apart from anything else, Luc Besson asks that no one can replace himself in the best director and best music.

As a result, there was no harvest, which made Luc Besson very uncomfortable for nearly a month, staying at home and even not going out.

Originally, Luc Besson didn’t plan to watch the Golden Dragon Award ceremony, because he didn’t care about this award from the bottom of his heart. He even forgot that there is such an award.

Knowing that several friends in the circle have asked him to watch the live broadcast of the Golden Dragon Awards, saying that this is the most exciting and interesting awards ceremony in the history of the circle, Luc Besson turned on the TV curiously and it was just watching When they arrived at the scene of the two guys each pushing a five-million-dollar cart and leaving, they felt sour again.

“It’s just a tacky thing that spends money!” Luc Besson at first commented like this, but as it was revealed, Boss Jia introduced the voting rules and how to calculate the average score of votes Besson sat up unconsciously, and Luc Besson suddenly discovered that if the other party really scored as he said, then this might be the most fair and just award in the world!

Especially when Luc Besson heard that his film was nominated for the Best Original Film Music Award, and finally won the prize directly, when the soundtrack he created carefully sounded on the court, Luc Besson finally accepted I couldn’t help but began to cry out to God.

At this moment, Luc Besson wants to rush to the stage immediately and accept the award from Boss Jia. Even if he doesn’t give himself a penny, Luc Besson thinks this is a big The honor, because this is the recognition of the audience.

It’s a pity that Luc Besson was not at all on stage, and there were no members of the entire crew, so he could only watch Boss Jia put his Golden Dragon trophy behind him. On the table, in front of my own dignity, side by side with “Independence Day.”

“Book a ticket for me, and I will go to China tomorrow!” Luc Besson made a decisive decision and said to his Secretary.

So, Luc Besson arrived in China on the 2nd day, and met Boss Jia on the 3rd day, and then solemnly took over the trophy of his own from Boss Jia.

Unfortunately, the bonus Luc Besson is no more, but Luc Besson still feels very lucky, because he later accepted the invitation of China Capital to make a Chinese movie, and he fully understood the so-called What is the status of honor?

If he knows that his Golden Dragon trophy is in front of his movie’s spiritual position, like some movies, it has been put on for several years, even more than ten years, he will definitely go crazy.

Getting back to the subject, my eyes returned to the awards ceremony. No one from the “Fifth Element” crew was on stage. Boss Jia could only shook his head regretfully, and then said, “Then I can only congratulate my average score of 8.12, Ranked 2nd. The movie “Independence Day” came on stage to accept the award…Oh, sorry, this crew did not come!”

“hahaha!” There was a burst of laughter from the stage

“Then Ranked 3rd, “Star River Team” with an average score of 8.10 points, congratulations, please come to the stage to accept the award!”

…20 seconds later…

“cough cough, may I ask “Life is Beautiful” with an average score of 8.05, has your crew come?”

…20 seconds again…

“Okay, then please continue to congratulate the movie “black clothed person”. They won the Golden Dragon Award for Best Original Film Music Award with an average score of 7.92 points…a bonus…a total of 10 million US dollars!” Boss Jia said with a smile.

“Wow, it’s 10 million again!” Although everyone guessed the probability, when they heard the amount, they were all confused.