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The director of “Independence Day” was actually Roland Emmerich, who was later famous. He later filmed “98 Godzilla”, “2012”, “The Day After Tomorrow”, “Shocking Crisis”, etc. The film is the best disaster film director recognized by the industry, and there is no one.

But before “Independence Day”, although Roland Emmerich also directed two movies, but the movie box office basically hit the street, so his salary for directing “Independence Day” was only 600,000 US dollars.

In fact, to be able to take over such a super movie that cost 75 million US dollars to build, even if the producer did not give Roland Emmerich a penny, he would not be able to help but take over the director. .

As for the 24K pure gold Golden Dragon trophy in the TV series…According to industry rules, most of the trophies are kept by the director, so this pure gold trophy is actually his own fortune!

Seeing this, Roland Emmerich feels a little uncomfortable. Although the Oscar’s golden figure is better, first, he may not get it.

Secondly, he is not pure gold either!

Of course, these all are some small emotions, or that sentence, 10,000 US dollars is not a big deal for a movie, and the director may panic acid in his heart, but it will never affect his judgment.

The members of the Oscar Organizing Committee in front of the TV strongly criticized Boss Jia for being a “only to show off his wealth”. What a great awards ceremony, it was actually forcibly made by him. Vulgar!

At this moment, Boss Jia’s performance continues, and he is still a little embarrassed holding the Golden Dragon Award trophy and standing on the stage.

“Our award was awarded to the “Independence Day” crew. This trophy belongs to them. So although they did not come, we also decided to pass the trophy to the “Independence Day” in another way. “Day” all the crew members!”

Boss Jia’s voice fell, and some beautiful beauties stepped onto the stage.

First of all, there are eight beauties in cheongsam. The two of them came up in a group carrying 4 rectangular tables. Amidst the inexplicable expressions on their faces, they returned the 4 rectangular tables to Boss Jia’s Behind them, one by one, they formed a long table.

“What do you want to do? Do you want to have a banquet?” The Chinese and foreign guests at the scene were all bewildered.

After finishing the long table, the 8 cheongsam beauties left, and the most beautiful cheongsam beauties who had been presented with the trophy before appeared again, with the same things in their hands, but no longer The trophy of the Golden Dragon Award is a wooden token that can be placed securely on a pallet with a rectangular vertical upwards.

On this wooden token, using golden paint and fair block letters, there is a vertical line of text “Golden Dragon Award for the Most Commercial Value: Independence Day Honor.”

If you look carefully, you can still see a vertical line of small characters in the lower right corner of this vertical line of large characters, which says “1997 Li” on it

This wooden token was placed in the middle of the long table respectfully by the beauty of the cheongsam, and we, Boss Jia, were also very solemn and walked to this wooden token with solemn expression and awarded the Golden Dragon The trophy is placed in front of the wooden token.

“puchi!” The cheongsam maid beside her couldn’t help laughing.

“What’s so funny about this? This idea is pretty good!” The foreign guests at the scene, as well as the foreign audience watching the live TV, all felt that the cheongsam maid’s smile was a little unreasonable.

Although the Independence Day crew did not come to accept the award, the idea of ​​accepting the award is still very good. Great-Thousand deliberately set up a sign for others, and then put the trophy in front of the sign. Is it considered to be an award?

After all, people can only set up a sign without coming. There is no problem at all. It is still the best solution to ease the embarrassment.

Such a good solution, what is your maid laughing, the courtesy maid invited by Great-Thousand is really lacking in quality!

Foreign audiences have complained.

Actually, the foreign audience in front of the TV is okay, they are just complaining. However, the foreign guests at the scene, after complaining about it, found that the guests sitting at side China suddenly couldn’t help but started laughing one by one. Some guests even laughed wildly, their expressions almost twitching.

“Mr. Chen, why are you laughing?” Director Cameron asked Director Chen Da curiously.

“Nothing, I thought of something happy!” Director Chen Da smiled happily.

“What is happy? Let me be happy for you too!” Cameron became more curious.

“My wife gave birth to a child!” Director Chen Da said. His wife Diao Chan really gave birth to a child. She was born last month, and she is still a master.

“The other people’s wives also gave birth to children?” Cameron asked unfathomable mystery when he saw other Chinese people smiling and clutching their stomachs nearby.

“I think so!” Director Chen Da said by himself, probably because he found it more interesting and laughed happily.

Several years later, director Chen Da made this film called “Beauty Snake” and added today’s dialogue into the movie, making it one of the most classic comedy dialogues in film history. The UP owners of station B keep on ghosts, which is really gratifying!

The adults in China at the scene, due to their etiquette and quality, although everyone is about to laugh silly, but not at all who said the problem.

Only there was a child at the scene, and the only child star from China who was invited. Recently, the extremely powerful and arrogant’s true fate, Little Monk Cao Jun, directly said children’s words carry no harm, “Hey, isn’t this a spiritual position?” “

“hahaha!” Hearing the children’s words, many people couldn’t hold back their laughter. Finally, they laughed wildly, making the foreign guests even more bewildered.

Yes, in the eyes of foreign guests, it seems to be a very witty wooden token that solves problems. In the eyes of Chinese people, it is clearly a spiritual position.

Whether it is the shape, the pattern, or the text, it is exactly the same as the spirit tablet or the spiritual position that has appeared in countless TV dramas, without any difference.

The only difference is that the spiritual position of XX was changed to the position of Independence Day, apart from this, which is exactly the same as the spiritual position.

By the way, it also comes with an English translation.

Because of this, all Chinese people are almost laughing crazy, while foreigners are blank and can’t get a smile at all.

While the Chinese people laughed, they deeply sighed how careful Boss Jia was, and he even gave the movies that didn’t come to the ceremony. It was a spoof to the extreme.

In the whole world, apart from the local tyrant, Boss Jia, it is estimated that no one would dare to do this. This is to offend everyone in the film industry to death!

They can’t imagine how the Independence Day crew and directors will look after they learn the truth about the spiritual position!

At the same time, they laughed while being vigilant in the heart, admonishing themselves that they must never offend Boss Jia, otherwise they might really become a spiritual position.

“But as soon as this spiritual position came out, Boss Jia was so cool. Those foreigners hated our Boss Jia even more. They will not come back to participate in the film festival in the future. This film festival will really change from international to local That’s it!” People in China’s film and television circles exclaimed in the heart.

But they think too much. The mystery of the spiritual position, the entire Independence Day crew only learned about it three years later. Before that, the crew was very happy and felt that Boss Jia respected him a lot, not because he didn’t. When I came, I gave the award to others, but got a tablet, which is very good, with high moral standards and high emotional intelligence!

Boss Jia people are still good