I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

The first lesson is the Xianfa class, which is taught by the Cangqing Dixian.

In the classroom, the celestial celestial beings spoke on the podium, and they will go to the place of enjoyment, and also demonstrate a few tricks of exquisite and profound fairy tales.

The students listened to keen interest pleasure under the audience and benefited a lot.

Of course, except An Lin…

At this time, he was like listening to the book of heaven, listening to the celestial beings on the stage.

It’s not that he doesn’t listen carefully, but he doesn’t understand it!

Take an example of Earth. An Lin’s feeling at this time is that he just graduated from elementary school and then was sent to the most ardent Huaqing University in the country. He listened to a professor who was talking about advanced mathematics…

Every word that Cang Qing Di Xian speaks can be understood by An Lin. But when they are connected in a sentence, what is the meaning, he does not know at all!

“As we all know, the Yangyan pulse passes through the Qingteng line, and the Ji Condensation array is transported. It can reach Tianyuan. However, it can also use the technique of the pyloric ring, supplemented by the transportation of the sky, and with the sky elemental density, according to the Tianhua formula. Can save the time of the inflammatory spellcasting…”

All the students suddenly realized that they nodded again and again.

An Lin : “???”

As a waste material, An Lin actually has the dream of seriously learning professional courses, and then crushing the genius with amazing IQ, and finally realize the perfect turn of the waste stream.

However, the reality is cruel, and he is only able to make a foundation in the classroom.

Although the celestial celestial beings speak deeply and vividly, vivid images.

However, it is only suitable for a group of geniuses who are in a class and have a deep foundation of immortality.

For An Lin, a zero-based Xiu Xian idiot, the Qingtian Taoist is talking about the Bible.

Under the strong efficacy of the “Cangqing” sleeping pills, An Lin began to become drowsy.

In the end, he still fell asleep involuntarily…

In this way, An Lin had a dream.

He dreamed that he had become an invincible War God, and countless beautiful fairies loved him.

Xuanyuan Cheng became his own younger brother, and he called it “Ange”.

Su Qianyun is even more convinced of his own heart. Every time he meets, he sends his 99 rose to express his love.

However, An Lin can’t accept her love, because he is responsible for guarding this World, so he can only put his children on the side.

No, the devil’s aliens have begun to invade our Nine Province World.

The Lord of the Devil is so powerful that all the gods in the heavens have changed and they are afraid to fight with one.

Just then, An Lin, who was War God, stood up.

“Hahahahaha, you are the one who claims to be the first fierce battle in the heavens, and the An Lin god who is invincible in the battle?” The voice of the Lord of the Devil is as loud as Hong Zhong, and it rings for nine days.

“Yes, it’s me, Lord of the Devil, you are coming!” An Lin screamed and collided with the Lord of the Devils, this battle of Heaven Falls and Earth Rends.

The Lord of the Devils mourns: “You are so strong, but why do you want to talk in class when you are in class?”

“What are you talking about, I am guarding this World!” An Lin did not know why the Lord of the Devils was incoherent and shouted.

The Lord of the Devil is furious: “You wake up to me, believe it or not, I will throw you out of the classroom!”

An Lin was also furious: “Let me talk nonsense, pick me up first!”

An Lin single fist smashed out, but the Lord of the Devil’s fist is bigger and stronger.

The fist slammed An Lin’s head very painfully, and An Lin wheezed and whispered.

“Wow, it hurts!” An Lin yelled, his eyes dark and then woke up.

It turned out to be a dream… An Lin was shocked by a cold sweat.

He had some difficult eyes opened, but found that the classmates were looking at themselves with strange eyes, and some people couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

He touched the swollen big bag on his head and suddenly felt bad!

An Lin looked up and found a beautiful and alluring woman standing beside him, holding a lesson in her hand and glaring at him.

“Hey? Shouldn’t it be a middle-aged uncle? How did it become a beautiful elder sister?” An Lin is still dizzy now, and spit it out.

When the words came out, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom.

Xu Xiaolan sat next to An Lin with her forehead and turned her face aside, not wanting to let other people know that she and An Lin knew each other.

“Hey, this little brother is very sweet.” The woman looked like a smile yet not a smile.

An Lin was shocked. He only woke up at this time and knew that he had lost his word.

In the future, he was given a apology, and his head was hit again.

An Lin stared at Venus, a dizzy, and the second bag grew out of his head.

“Remember, next time you sleep and talk in your class, the old lady will throw you out of the classroom directly!” said the beautiful and alluring sexy woman.

The horrible power suddenly sprang from her, enveloped An Lin, and made him tremble.

“Teacher, I swear, it won’t be next time!” An Lin nodded like a chicken.

The classroom episode quickly subsided, the female lecturer continued her lectures, and the students quickly returned to the state and began to listen carefully.

“Hey, hey, Xu Xiaolan, what happened just now?” An Lin whispered to Xu Xiaolan next to him.

If you can, Xu Xiaolan really doesn’t want to talk to An Lin at this time…

However, An Lin’s big eyes looked at her pitifully, and she was really helpless. She said, “Do you know how many lessons you have slept?”

“Two sections?” An Lin said with some uncertainty.

The lecturer turned into a beautiful woman from the stage of the middle-aged man. I wanted to come to sleep for two lessons.

“No… you have slept almost four lessons, this is the last one!” Xu Xiaolan said ill-humoredly.

“Oh my God!” An Lin snorted.

I can sleep for a morning, how can I sleep?

An Lin guessed that this should be because he had meditated for too long last night, causing the body to be too tired.

“You can sleep quietly, the teacher will not care for you.”

“But, you just said a dream in the classroom, the sound is not small, anyway, most of the students have heard your wonderful speech.” Xu Xiaolan looked at An Lin with some sympathy, whispered.

An Lin had an unpredictable feeling: “What did I say?”

Xu Xiaolan looked at the blind, and seemed to think of something, pu chi smiled.

After laughing for a while, she began to imitate the tone of An Lin and the female teacher.

“Lord of the Devil, you are coming!”

“Who is this student? I dare to speak in my class when I go to class.”

“What are you talking about, I am guarding this world!”

“You wake me up, don’t wake up, I will throw you out of this classroom!”

“Do not talk nonsense, pick me up first!”

……

“The way things go is like this. After this classic dialogue is over, you are beaten.”

Xu Xiaolan glared at her eyes and bent her eye. After seeing the two big bags on An Lin’s head, she forced her to hold back her smile in order not to let him feel too hurt.

An Lin finally knew how miserable he was, sitting in a chair, crying and crying.

He feels that it is best to use the word “defective name” to describe himself.

In the face of the genius of the whole class, what a sly scene.

Even if you say a dream, the key is what he said is the second line!

Oh, I lost my face and lost my family…

An Lin licks his face, he is very hard now, he wants to find a hole to drill in…