Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng smiled: "This Singh Immortal, the Boss known as the'Social Welfare and Spiritual Organization', will especially cater to the psychological needs of the bottom life. Other religions solemnly explain doctrines, guide believers to vegetarian food, etc., and he The way of preaching is to drink and eat meat, karaoke, organize cultural and sports activities, and hold concerts if they don’t agree with each other. All concerts write and sing by themselves. In this way, he claims to have 60 million believers in the whole country of India! Every concert has tens of thousands of people buying tickets and rushing in! There is no one like him who collects the ticket money while brainwashing the stupid fans. It is definitely a mudslide in the three religions of India. Look, say him. Is it a spiritual teacher, a musician, a self-created singer, right?"

Bloomberg was speechless: "Well, let's count him right, what's the matter with the director and the like?"

Xiao Peng curled his lips: "People also wrote, directed, sang and sang a drama called "God's Messenger". It is also a trilogy, one of which he played 21 roles, you say he Is it a director, actor, producer?"

Bloomberg smiled bitterly: "Well, you're right, that's a real deal."

Xiao Peng said, "Actually, there is nothing A San can do to clean up him. This guy is too capable. A long time ago, someone anonymously reported this female believer in the Daxian Qiang X sect, but the letter has not been delivered yet. The desks of the three prime ministers, those who wrote letters, and those who delivered letters were killed. In fact, this is nothing. His best move was more than ten years ago when he fooled his followers into the palace. Said that this could be even more important. Get close to the gods."

"From the palace?" Bloomberg wondered: "What does that mean? Does it mean to build the palace yourself?"

Xiao Peng reached out and pointed to Bloomberg's crotch, and said concisely: "It's just cut the egg."

Bloomberg just felt cold in his crotch: "Oh my god, is he crazy? Does anyone really do this?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "You are too underestimating the power of faith, and someone really did this. Some time ago, more than 400 believers from the palace stood up and jointly accused Singh. This is not all the victims. There are still many people who still believe that it is useful to do so, since they have not seen a miracle since the palace, it is just that their own practice is not enough."

Bloomberg listened to Xiao Peng's words, only to call God.

"Moreover, he is not the only one who is miraculous about Indo Three." Xiao Peng smiled and said, "In fact, when China and Indo Three confronted each other, I said that this matter would definitely have a result before September. Dare to come to this conclusion, the reason is very simple, as long as they have a pig teammate like Banerjee, Asan can't fight even if he really wants to fight China."

"Banaji?" Bloomberg asked, "What did you do?"

"Do you know Darjeeling?" Xiao Peng asked back.

Bloomberg nodded: "Of course, Darjeeling black tea, the'champagne in black tea', is there anyone who doesn't love it?"

Xiao Peng said: "Darjeeling is located in West Bengal, India, and Banerjee is the chief minister of West Bengal. You must know that in addition to black tea, there are also Gurkhas in Darjeeling. Regarding Gurkhas, apart from Gurkhas. Apart from the Black Dragon Cigar, the most famous is the Gurkha Mercenary."

Gurkha mercenaries, one of the world-famous foreign mercenaries, are well-known for their discipline and bravery, and they are very loyal to their employers. In the past 150 years, the Gurkhas participated in almost all wars related to Britain or Indo-Three.

"However, people often know more about the weapon dog-leg-knife of the Gurkha mercenaries, whose real name is'Kukrui', which is a must-have weapon for Gurkha soldiers. Gurkha mercenaries are also called'bends'. The sword warrior'. Every year in India, more than two thousand Gurkha mercenaries are recruited to contribute to their country. In the code of conduct of Gurkha mercenaries, there is even a stipulation that explicitly prohibits the use of weapons against Hindu followers. Are you loyal to India?" Xiao Peng asked Bloomberg.

Bloomberg nodded and said yes.

"In the early stage of the confrontation between Indo Three and China, Banerjee issued an order in West Bengal, requiring the state’s tenth grade compulsory education to implement Bengali teaching and requiring everyone in the state to learn Bengali. The Gurkhas in Bangladesh have caused troubles and caused riots. Now the Gurkhas are occupying Darjeeling to fight for independence and want to establish the Gurkha state." Xiao Peng introduced to Bloomberg: "And The location of West Bengal State is exactly the transportation hub for Indosan to go to the Donglang area. How can such a logistical supply of Indosan keep up? However, the weather in the confrontation area after September deteriorated, and Indosan has no supplies. Otherwise, go to war, or retreat, or freeze to death, there is no fourth option."

Bloomberg shook his head and said, "But if someone violates the border just like that, you still don't do anything. Are you Chinese people too bullied?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Your statement is the same as that of many people on Huaxia.com. They all say that a weak country like Ah San dares to provoke and beat the girl. In fact, I really believe in the words of our original leader: strategically despise the enemy. Pay attention to the enemy in tactics. A nuclear-weapon country with a population second only to China, is not a weak country at any level. Instead of going directly to war, it is better to use other methods to solve the problem and pay the least price to get the most The result is a mature approach. Besides, if there is a real war against India, it will help them instead."

"Xiao Peng, I don't understand this. With China's military strength, I have no doubt that if the two sides go to war, it will be China that wins, but why beat them to help India III?" Bloomberg asked.

Xiao Peng smiled: "Do you think that we Chinese people and your Stars and Stripes people are so mindless, and when we encounter problems, we will only do things, and we will find that our international status has fallen to the bottom? 'We have to understand our opponents..."

Bloomberg curled his lips after listening to Xiao Peng and said to Xiao Peng that the people of the Stars and Stripes had no brains, but he said to Xiao Peng: "Then tell me something and let me know."

Xiao Peng explained: "In fact, before 1947, Pakistan and Bangladesh, as well as Myanmar and Afghanistan, belonged to the British colonies. The name was'British Indian Colonies'. After World War II, the independence movement of various countries rose, and the British finally agreed to the British. It belongs to the Indo-Three independence. But before Indo-San was colonized by the British, the time for the unification of the Mughal dynasty was very short. It can be said that Ah San is not a unified country, and that the whole country is composed of feudal citadels. We can do that. It can be seen from the fact that there is no single language that can be used uniformly in the whole country. So for most of the three Indians, there is no concept of the country in their concepts, and at most they can only identify with the country to which they belong. In the words of Pakistan’s founding father Jinnah, Indo-Three has never become a real nation, it is just a country drawn on the map."

"Then what does this mean?" Bloomberg asked puzzledly.

"It shows that there is a contradiction that can never be reconciled within the territory of Yinsan III!" Xiao Peng said with a finger out. .

Bloomberg was stunned: "Are there any contradictions that can never be reconciled? You can exaggerate that."

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "It is not an exaggeration. When the British left, they left India with a huge problem, that is, religious conflict. Hinduism and Islam can never be reconciled. The two factions No one can understand who, the conflict between the two factions has not been interrupted for hundreds of years. To give a simple example, Hinduism regards the cow as a sacred object. Not only can you not eat beef, but you must worship the cow. There are so-called sacred cows walking around in the streets of Indian cities. This is a scene in India. But for Muslims, beef is their main food, and of course they must often kill cows. How do you adjust this contradiction?"

Bloomberg was also asked by Xiao Peng, this question really couldn't be answered. This contradiction is really unsolvable.

"Because of this, after the independence of the Indo-Three Kingdoms, the British came up with a solution, the so-called'Mountbatten Plan', which divided the Indo-three countries into different countries based on religious beliefs. Each country decides which country to enter. In the end, the British Indo Three countries have become two countries according to their religion. Hinduism is the current Indo Three, and Islam is Pakistan. But then Pakistan was divided into East In Pakistan and West Pakistan, in 1971, East Pakistan was threatened by force by Ah San, and finally changed its name to Bangladesh." Xiao Peng explained to Bloomberg.

"Oh, why is Kashmir now the area where Ahsan and Pakistan are in conflict?" Bloomberg asked.

Xiao Peng smiled: "The prince of Kashmir himself is a Hindu and wants to join Indo III, but most of the people in Kashmir are Muslims. Pakistan asked for a referendum, and the prince of Kashmir directly requested Indo III to send troops, so it became what it is today Such a war-torn area."

Bloomberg asked curiously: "This has not been divided into different countries according to religion, what other contradictions are irreconcilable?"

Xiao Peng waved his hand and said: "Michael, the question you asked is too silly. It's just a general division. Except for places where the ownership of Kashmir is disputed, even where there is no dispute, the two kinds of believers are originally mixed. , It is impossible to neatly draw a boundary between the two groups. Therefore, whether in Pakistan or the three countries of India, there are a large number of opposing believers staying in their own territory, which paves the way for future religious conflicts The Muslim population now accounts for 13% of the population of India and the three sides, and conflicts continue on both sides. In the past year, the conflict caused by eating or not eating cattle has caused at least dozens of deaths."

Bloomberg frowned and said: "I understand, if China goes to war with them, it will let them put aside their internal conflicts and unite together to the outside world!"

Xiao Peng snapped his fingers: "BINGO, so I can't help them with this favor!"