Godly Fisherman

Some people blamed the roar of Xiao Peng’s engine for not catching fish. When Xiao Peng was driving the boat for fun, he saw a bass boat and a fisherman was waving to him. Xiao Peng Jiao leaned over.

"Hey, what's the matter? Do you need me to teach you fishing?" Xiao Peng asked bashfully.

Now he is ordered to make trouble, without any psychological pressure. The cameraman shook his heart as he listened in the back. He knew that fisherman, Keith Manson, was an old fisherman, who was not a good-tempered master. In fact, it is definitely not friendly to the Chinese.

A few years ago, Huaxia Luya fisherman Zhen Ge went to Star Stripe Nation and participated in the FLW competition as an amateur angler. The first day's results were very good. Five fishes were full, and 13 pounds and eight ounces were worth 200 amateur fishing He was ranked in the top 30, but the next day, the organizing committee adjusted him to Kesmanson’s boat. As soon as he got on the ship, Kesmanson set a very strict rule for him: As long as Kesmanson doesn’t make a shot , Brother Zhen is not allowed to go down! And after reaching the fishing spot, he will block all the angles of the rod throwing, and will not give Brother Zhen a suitable fishing spot. The most annoying thing is that as long as Brother Zhen catches the fish, he must change the fishing spot, and will not give Brother Zhen the opportunity to continue fishing.

It’s hard to find a way of lure for the waters you are in, and you can directly change to a new place, and you have to re-familiarize it again. This is the purpose from beginning to end. I don’t want Brother Zhen to fish well!

In this way, Zhen Ge, who performed well on the first day, fell into the sand on the second day, and the culprit of all this, it is no exaggeration to say, was because of Casemanson. It's really easy for professional anglers to toss amateur anglers, and all kinds of small methods are endless.

"Fak squid!" After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Keith Manson pointed out his **** directly to him: "You idiot! What are you running around doing? Believe it or not, I throw you into the water to feed the fish? "

Xiao Peng shook his head directly, and said in a flat tone: "I don't believe it."

Keith Manson has no choice but to jump his feet. You know, FLW's punishment system is very severe.

On such a large lake, people are fishing alone, but no one cheats. This is not only because of the good quality of the anglers in the Star-Spangled countries, but because the FLW's punishment system is linked to the angler’s personal credit. In the Stars and Stripes, if you violate the rules when participating in flw, it will really deduct your personal credit! In the future, buying a house, buying a car, medical treatment, etc. will all be affected, so no one dares to challenge the FLW rules. Who dares to fight in FLW matches? This is definitely making trouble for my whole life.

But Xiao Peng doesn't care about these, he is not from Star Stripe. And what if I violated the rules? Today I am here to make trouble.

"You stupid idiot, do you want to teach me to fish? I catch more fish than you eat!" Keith Manson simply pinched his waist and started spraying with Xiao Peng. Move your mouth?

At this moment, the amateur angler on his boat caught the fish. A three-pound fish was caught by the amateur angler, and the amateur angler was dancing with joy.

"Look, you are not as good as an amateur angler. Are you worthy of the title of professional angler? This fish is not bad, young man, congratulations!" Xiao Peng sat on the boat and waved to the amateur angler, Al Di feels that his teeth are hurting, young man? Are you at least two of the best amateur anglers?

Keithmanson stomped his feet angrily and shouted to the amateur angler on the boat: "Xiete! Fool, you can't get off the fishing rod if I don't! You have taken my fish! Fool! Take the fishing rod up! "

The amateur angler looked at Xiao Peng with a grimace, is this Nima a lying gun?

Xiao Peng laughed and said: "I am ashamed to blame others for not being able to catch fish? Waste will always shirk the reason for failure to others. You will not be able to catch a waste like you."

Keith Manson sneered: "No fish can escape the old Manson's hook!"

"Really?" Xiao Peng opened the living water tank, took out the six-pound smallmouth bass, and showed it in front of Casemanson. When he saw this fish, Casemanson had his eyes straight. For anglers, every big fish may affect the final result.

"Hey, trash, I'll give you an hour to see if you can catch it." After Xiao Peng finished speaking, he did something that stunned everyone. Xiao Peng threw the smallmouth bass directly in. Lake Champlain. And he didn't even look at it, leaned directly on the chair, lifted the face towel up to reveal his mouth, lit a cigar, and sat comfortably watching Case Manson and the others fishing.

"Hello? Why are you still there? The time has come to show your true skills!" Xiao Peng said lazily.

"Xiete!" Keith Manson quickly picked up the fishing rod, turned the bow, and threw the rod towards the spot where Xiao Peng threw the fish. It is more important than the face!

And it also shows his selfish nature. The reason for turning the bow is to seal the angle of the amateur angler's downswing, and one less competitor will give you a chance to catch a big fish. The amateur angler stood behind the boat, looking at Keith Manson and Xiao Peng with a grimace.

Xiao Peng smiled at the amateur angler and said, "Don't look at me, you can catch your original fishing spot, this waste can't catch this big fish."

When the amateur fisher heard it, he came back to his senses. If the bow of the boat was adjusted, he could catch the fishing spot that Casemanson was looking for at first. The amateur fisherman's eyes lit up and he started to find the spot that Casemanson found. The fishing spot was hooked. At this time, Casemanson focused all his attention on the big fish that Xiao Peng threw back into the water. Also ignored the amateur angler beside him.

Xiao Peng smoked his cigar comfortably, as if on vacation. And Casemanson was already busy and sweating profusely. The large bass was swimming around in the nearby waters, but Casemanson just couldn’t catch it. All the fishing rigs were changed and various operations The tactics are alternated, but the big bass just doesn't bite, and Keithmanson has begun to doubt life.

It was the amateur angler on his boat who performed really well. He actually caught three fish in a row, one more than three pounds, two more than two pounds, plus the one just caught, and one fish was enough to be five.

"It's already an hour, you can't catch it like this? You still can't catch up with the amateur fisher next to you, don't you admit that you are a trash?" Xiao Peng stood up, stretched and said lazily: "What a special professional angler. It's ashamed to say it!"

Keith Manson still stubbornly said: "I can't catch it, and you can't catch it!"

Xiao Peng smiled slightly, picked up a fishing rod casually, and threw it into the water. In less than three minutes, the fishing rod turned into a bow shape. Xiao Peng dragged the fish up, and it was the smallmouth bass that he had thrown into the lake just now.

Xiao Peng put the fish in the living water tank and waved his hand to Keithmanson: "Goodbye, waste." After speaking, he drove the boat away in a cool manner. As soon as Xiao Peng turned the bow of the boat, he heard a click, and he didn't have to look back to know that this was the fishing rod.

"Tsk tusk, your Star Stripes people are really bad-tempered. If they don't agree, they will smash the fishing rod." Xiao Peng spit out to Aldi while driving the boat. Eldy feels like he can't bear it anymore, whoever wants to do the job of this cameraman, it's so terrible.

Xiao Peng was very happy. He continued to sail, looking for people everywhere, to see if he could not bear it. Aldi couldn’t help it anymore, "Mr. Bang, if you come into contact with other anglers like this, referee I will come to trouble you."

"Ah? Why? I didn't take the initiative to find them, but they accosted me. Okay, who did I offend by sailing here? I'm not too close to them. It's not my fault." Xiao Peng said.

Eldy sighed: "Shall we fish well?"

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Forget it, stop fishing, I'm bored, go back to sleep."

Eldi said, "Well, there are four fishes short of it."

"Oh." Xiao Peng picked up a fishing rod casually and lowered the speed of the boat: "It's not that I said you, the fishing level of your Stars and Stripes people is too rough. Can't you catch so many fish in this lake?" Throw a pole into the lake. In a few moments, a bass was dragged aboard by Xiao Peng: "It's more than seven pounds. Alas, I'm out of interest today. Just catch a few fish and go back."

Xiao Peng took a few shots here and carried four fish, the smallest of which was five pounds. Xiao Peng was chewing on chocolate, "Ah, don’t you have the skills to fish in Star Stripes? All the fish on the earth are here. In the lake, you can catch such a little fish at the end, and the poor results are even worse. Tsk tsk, I am really not afraid of being laughed at."

Aldi is extremely speechless. If Luya fishing is really that simple, all the stars and stripes are coming to participate in the FWL competition!

This job is really impossible to do. When others are fishing, they are very enthusiastic and follow the camera to introduce their own fishing skills. How can there be someone like Xiao Peng? All kinds of people who despise professional anglers?

Xiao Peng ignored him and sailed back directly. When I arrived at the starting point, I saw that both Wowen and Di Wei were here. Just to greet them to help drag the boat ashore.

"Why are you here so early?" Xiao Peng asked the two of them when he took a few fish out of the water tank and was going to weigh them.

Wowen replied: "I and Di Wei are betting, I said you will definitely come back before lunch, and he said you can only come back after lunch. I won!"

Xiao Peng smiled: "Wait for me to weigh, let's go to dinner together."

And then the host of FWL came over: "Mr. Bang, you came back earlier today, why is this?"

Xiao Peng pointed to Eldy beside him and said, "He won't let me fish anymore, so I'm back."

Eldy's face is green, why should I stop you from fishing? Obviously I told you not to run around and let you fish, okay? When you say this, people will hear you saying that I will be unemployed in the future!

Xiao Peng hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Don't be nervous, everyone, I'm just kidding. Eldy didn't let me sail in Lake Champlain. What about the sense of humor of your Stars and Stripes?"

sense of humor?

Aldi is thinking of a sentence now: Damn you, uncle!