Godly Fisherman

It is definitely not unreasonable that United Airlines of Stars and Stripes dominates the top ten list of the world's worst airlines all year round.

Xiao Peng almost cursed the street at the boarding gate. A middle-aged Chinese flight attendant called a bullshit. After he had just notified boarding in Chinese, he spoke English to an old man with a Chinese passport when he checked his passport. If she didn't understand, she increased her voice over and over again, not knowing where the superiority came from, making it difficult for the old man.

In the end, Xiao Peng helped the old man to act as a translator and solved the problem. For this reason, he also got the flight attendant's eyes.

Xiao Peng didn't care about this either. He got on the plane, took out the blindfold from his luggage, and prepared to sleep all the way to Stars and Stripes.

In China Airlines, as long as you are not flying on the most weird China United Airlines, you can basically enjoy the flight attendant service, while flying on Star Stripe Airlines aircraft, basically don't expect any considerate service.

Do you want to have a glamorous encounter with a beautiful flight attendant? That's because I watched too many movies. The reality is that the flight attendants in Stars and Stripes will choose experienced flight attendants to fly transoceanic routes because of their service years and seniority. Basically all flight attendants in Stars and Stripes are middle-aged or older aunts.

And as for the service at home? You think more. The union is the real uncle in the star-tiao country! With the backing of the trade union, these flight attendants can toss at will as long as the company does not close down. Therefore, the service of Star Stripe United Airlines has always been dissatisfied and criticized by people.

The customer service hotline of United Airlines of Stars and Stripes does not have a hotline for scoring customer service at all. It is also the only airline in the world that cannot make a call to complain, but can only fill out a form on the Internet. Their work efficiency is also first-class: generally wait until half a year After that, if you are lucky, you can almost wait until the complaint is answered.

The scandals that have broken out in the United Airlines of Stars and Stripes in recent years have been one after another, such as driving autistic patients and their families off the plane; for example, banning three girls wearing tights from the plane; An Asian mother gave her son to an alternate passenger, such as cruelty to animals: In 2015, 35 animals died during the air transport in the whole star-bar, 14 of them died on United Airlines flights, and the most famous one The assault of Asian doctors.

There was a period of time when the China Circle of Friends was swiped by a video. It is said that it was a Chinese-American doctor from the Stars and Stripes. When flying on the Stars and Stripes plane, because the four crew members of the airline had to take the flight, the plane was overcrowded, and there was no voluntary initiative by the passengers, the airport security forcibly removed an Asian passenger from The seat was pulled up and directly off the plane, and the Asian man was beaten with blood on his face.

This is also different from Stars and Stripes Nation and China, because people often refund tickets, so Stars and Stripes Nation will sell more tickets to prevent losses. But if no one refunds the ticket, it would be dumbfounded. So this beating of Asians happened.

Although the Asian is not of Chinese descent, but of Vietnamese descent, the airline that beat people is indeed the United Airlines of Stars and Stripes. All in all, this is a huge willful airline. If you go to Stars and Stripes, choose Stars and Stripes United Airlines, you must first have a big heart.

One small detail can explain how capricious this airline is: the light and shade control in the cabin is completely in accordance with the time zone of Los Angeles, and the sun sets after breakfast. What kind of experience is that?

This is called dominance. Although the entire Star-Stripe Nation is a major aviation country, there are only six airlines. The stock **** Buffett holds shares in four of these airlines, with a market share of 70%, and there is another problem. It is a regional monopoly. If a passenger chooses to abandon Star-Stripe United Airlines, he will soon find out that he can’t buy a ticket. In the end, he still has to choose Star United Airlines. There is no reason for service.

Of course, don’t think that such a wonderful airline is only available in the Stars and Stripes. China has a more exotic company, that is, the legendary China United Airlines.

China United Airlines is a wholly-owned subsidiary of China Eastern Airlines. It is positioned as a low-cost airline. Its routes are mainly between small and medium-sized cities, with cheap air tickets. It has long been entrenched in the dual-use Nanyuan Airport a dozen kilometers away from Kyoto.

This is a company that can have three security incidents for two consecutive months. It is also a company that can cancel flights at any time. You must know that China United Airlines cannot change the ticket. If the flight is cancelled, passengers can only buy other airlines. Or change another transportation.

Moreover, China United Airlines air tickets are cheap, and the rest of the various charges are a strange thing. For example, for checked luggage, the weight and quantity of luggage that can be carried by each airline are different, but the luggage of China United Airlines is definitely the most restrictive.

If you buy checked luggage at the boarding gate, the price will scare you: five kilograms of checked luggage is two hundred yuan! Catch up with the ticket price!

If someone has been to Nanyuan Airport to have a look, it would be an eye-opener. What they know is the airport, but if they don’t know, they thought it was a long-distance bus station. It is a third-rate construction and super first-class prices. A bottle of mineral water fifteen yuan, a bowl of beef noodles forty yuan! Not to eat? Hungry! Anyway, there are no free drinks or meals on the plane, and there is no boiled water!

Of course, China United Airlines also has its advantages. For example, he is very friendly to smokers. I will tell everyone if they take their planes to the bathroom to smoke?

Uh, are they all so weird called United Airlines?

Xiao Peng slept in Los Angeles. It was already dark when he arrived. A Can has been waiting here for a long time. Seeing Xiao Peng, A Can waved and said, "Boss Xiao, here!"

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Hey, A Can, you have to come to pick me up so late, thank you very much."

A Chan smiled and said, "With a simple effort, is this my home court? Of course I will do my landlord friendship. Let's go to eat first. I have already booked the restaurant."

Xiao Peng questioned: "Hey, how do you know I'm hungry?"

Acan laughed loudly: "It's very simple, because United Airlines doesn't provide dinner at all. The last time we came back from China, I was on a United Airlines plane. I was too hungry when I came back. Let's go, the car is here. Waited outside for a long time..."

Xiao Peng followed A Can’s car to a place called Fuzhou Hotel in Chinatown. It is said that Jackie Chan filmed a movie here. The two-story building with red roof looks like the 70s and 80s. A Can took Xiao Peng to a private room on the second floor and opened the door. An old man was sitting inside and two bodyguards stood behind him. As soon as he saw that the bodyguard was a soldier, he stood straight and had sharp eyes.

"Old Ding? Why are you here?" Xiao Peng questioned.

It's no one else but the leader of the Green Gang, Ding Lao.

Old Ding smiled and said, "Little friend Xiao, please sit down. I made a special trip to apologize to you."

"Apologize?" Xiao Peng was puzzled. "Why did Ding Lao say this?"

Ding Lao motioned to Xiao Peng to sit first, and then said, "There is something new about Zhao Jingbo."

"Old Ding, please say." Xiao Peng frowned, but didn't say much. After all, when Xiao Peng came to Star-Tangled Nation, he needed the help of Qing Gang, and Xiao Peng was naturally very polite.

Ding Lao motioned to pour tea for Xiao Peng and said apologetically: "Xiao Xiaoyou, Zhao Jingbo is still very cunning. Although he now lives in the Star-Stripe Nation, he has registered an offshore company and purchased real estate in the UK. He moved to the United Kingdom. And he was very cautious when he went to Las Vegas this time and hired security personnel from the Blackwater Company. It is really difficult for us to start."

Xiao Peng frowned when he heard it, and after taking a sip of tea and thinking a little bit, Xiao Peng suddenly laughed: "Old Ding, it's really hard for you, is this domestic?"

Old Ding was taken aback for a moment: "Little Friend Xiao, why did you say this?"

Xiao Peng looked at Ding's bodyguard and said, "If I'm not mistaken, the two brothers behind you should not be your bodyguards. They should come from China?"

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, everyone was stunned.

After a while, Ding Lao asked: "Xiao Xiaoyou, how did you see it?"

"Old Ding, this question is too easy to guess. It’s not that I underestimate the youth gang, but it’s not easy to find out the flow of funds like Zhao Jingbo. Especially as you just said, he bought the real estate through an offshore company. You have to check the situation here. It's really not something that can be easily found by an individual. It should be found in China, right?" Xiao Peng explained: "And these two brothers, at first glance, are of military origin. They are not the same as your original bodyguards."

Old Ding smiled: "Xiaoyou Xiaoyou is really staring, I hope Xiaoyou Xiaoyou understands my difficulties."

Xiao Peng nodded: "Well, I can understand. After all, you are currently cooperating with the country. If the country asks you for it, you can't refuse it."

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Ding Lao nodded in gratitude. Xiao Peng said to the two behind him: "Don't stand, two of you, tell me what's going on. Who made you come? Mr. Lu? Mr. Sun?"

The two bodyguards ignored a glance and sat down: "Lieutenant Colonel Xiao, it was Elder Sun who asked us to come."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Well, just because he is so boring, tell me why?"

One of the older ones said: "After all, you have a religious identity, so Lao Sun is worried that it will be inconvenient for you to do this in the Star Stripe Nation, so let us cooperate with Lao Ding and the others to deal with the matter. Give you the best explanation. ."

"Puff." Xiao Peng couldn't help laughing out loud, "Is this also what Sun taught me?"

After Xiao Peng's words were finished, there was an embarrassment on their faces. Xiao Peng waved his hand: "It's okay, this is his style, why is it so tactful? Isn't it just afraid that I will make things bigger? Am I such an impulsive person? I am not Yang Meng. What is he afraid of."