Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng was a little dazed, pointing to his nose and asked, "Are you talking about me?" He looked at the policemen in front of him, uh, he was not wearing a police uniform, and he did not show his credentials. The characteristics of the national police.

Behind them, it was the young man who stepped on the cup and fainted. Was he awake very quickly? He pointed to Xiao Peng and said, "It's him! Get him away quickly! Why don't you talk to him!"

However, Xiao Peng did not suspect that these police officers were fake.

As long as there are scenes of police arresting people in Hollywood police movies, there will definitely be such a bridge: Don't move, I am a policeman! After speaking, he held his ID in his hand and showed it to the suspect. Many people think this is a necessary procedure for the arrest of the Star Stripe police.

In fact, when the police in the Stars and Stripes are arresting people, they rarely show their documents.

Because no one will pretend to be a policeman. It is very easy to pretend to be a policeman in the Star-Tangled Kingdom. Most people do not suspect that they are fake police officers. This is because the cost of crime is very high if you pretend to be a police officer in Star-Tangled Kingdom, which is a felony!

When encountering police investigations in the West, whether it is true or not, even plainclothes police officers must be treated as true. Do not act rashly, because it is very likely to be killed directly.

It is because of this that some criminals will make up the police in remote places to rob.

In the Stars and Stripes country, if the police check the car on the road, if they do not stop, they are directly charged with two crimes: one is the crime of'reckless driving and evading police chase' in the "Traffic Law", and the other is the "obstacle" in the Criminal Law Officials of law enforcement officers'. Therefore, most people dare not stop the car, and the criminals impersonating the police are robbed as soon as they stop.

Stars and Stripes have received various judicial education since they were young, so they had to stop when they encountered such a situation, which gave criminals opportunities.

Of course, it is very easy to commit such a crime, but we must pray not to be caught: if caught, the crime is quite serious, at least it started in ten years.

Xiao Peng patted Bloomberg on the shoulder. He was arguing with McAfee there, but no one came over: "Xiao, what's the matter?"

"The police are going to take me away. They say I have something to do with the injury case." Xiao Peng said, "You play here first, I'll go to the police station."

"What?" After hearing his words, everyone stopped playing together and looked at Xiao Peng together.

Seeing Bloomberg and the others are looking at him, the policeman in the lead was smug: "What do you want to do? Interfere with law enforcement? Just sit there... Karma!"

Before he finished speaking, he interrupted himself and stared at the group of people sitting there. Although the lights are dim in this nightclub, why do these people look so familiar?

"What are you talking nonsense with them? Who would dare to have an opinion and shoot directly! That's obstructing law enforcement!" The young man saw the police stop there and yelled at Xiao Peng from behind: "You I think this yellow monkey doesn’t know who he is offending! I tell you, these are all my dad’s subordinates! You are waiting to get through the prison! Why are you poking me for? Hurry up and catch him! Let me lose that Great face, this thing is endless!"

Xiao Peng grinned after hearing this, and stood up directly from the sofa: "Mr. Police, let's go. You continue to play. When we meet, I will tell you what a joke it was."

"You still want to come out?" the young man

Pointing to Xiao Peng's nose and said: "God can't save you now! I said it!"

"Huh? Why is this line a little familiar?" Xiao Peng still smiled, "Police officer, let's go!"

The policeman had a smile on his face at this time: "Sir, I just learned that this young man fell and he may have broken his brain. This should be his report!"

The young man was still smug and turned his head in shock when he heard the police's words: "Hey, what do you mean! Don't you want to mess up? Believe it or not, I will let my father drive you home?"

The police couldn't laugh or cry after hearing this, but believe it, why don't I believe it? Your father is our immediate boss. Isn’t it easy to drive me home? But you don't open your eyes to see, who are the people sitting over there? If you don’t know Bloomberg and McAfee, then you won’t look back at the Kardashian sisters, Eminem, 50CENT, etc. are there? It’s a shame to come here today. If you let them make a fuss, it’s not a problem that your father won’t step down. This is because the police station should block the door for the parade!

Bloomberg took out his cell phone and asked the policeman, "Tell me which police station you are, and I will let my lawyer wait for you now!"

After hearing this, the young man frowned and looked at Bloomberg: "Old man, what are you doing? Want to give this yellow monkey a head? Are you sick? Our country has been developing slowly in recent years because of the stumbling traitor like you. !"

Bloomberg was dumbfounded: "Are you talking about me again?"

"Nonsense!" The young man dismissed it.

Well, if people know that the dignified "King of New York" has become the "old man" in this kid's mouth, I don't know how to laugh at Bloomberg.

It’s not surprising that young people don’t care about zhengzhi now. It’s good if the country’s top leaders know what they look like. As for others? Who is that!

Xiao Peng asked the policeman again: "Did you hear what he said?"

The police stared for a moment and did not understand what he meant.

Xiao Peng continued: "He abused me with insulting words twice in a row. Have you heard?"

"Yellow monkey! I scolded you!"

Yes, it's the third time, don't say anything now, Xiao Peng rounded his arms and slapped the young man on the face.

Xiao Peng, what power is that? I still slapped a round slap, and only heard the sound of "pop", I saw the young man fly directly out, drew a beautiful parabola in the sky, and hit a table five meters away. I don’t know if I lie there.

Xiao Peng looked at the policemen with a sullen face: "Don't tell me that way, you haven't heard what he called me."

Several police officers nodded desperately: "We heard, we heard." What does Nima do? Is this slap something a normal person can do?

A few friends of the young man who followed behind to join in the fun rushed to the table to see what was going on with him. As a result, everyone took a breath, **** it! The whole face is deformed! Is this slapped? You can't get such an effect with iron plate pumping, right?

Xiao Peng looked at the policemen: "It's not difficult for you. I will leave you now and go to the police station. You call this kid's father! He will not care about his son and I will take care of him, he If there are any comments, I will take care of him!"

Bloomberg from the table

He got up and said: "Let's go, I'll go to the police station with you. I want to see where the police station is so arrogant. Even public weapons are used to avenge private revenge. I can also mobilize several policemen to arrest innocent people."

McAfee picked up the glass in front of him and drank it: "I want to go too, I said Joe Jason, you FBI see the end from the beginning, you won't let Xiao be wronged, right?"

After hearing this, Qiao Jason smiled and walked to several policemen: "I will give you a chance to call the person who asked you to come, and say that FBI’s Joe Jason Armstrong has witnessed everything. If he wants to If you trouble yourself, let you take Xiao away!"

After hearing this, several policemen were nervous at first, and then let out another breath.

The police system of the Star-Tiao State is very detailed. The entire country has federal police, each state has its own state police, each county has its own county police, and each city has its own city police. The division of jurisdiction is different, but regardless of the state police, county police, city police, they all hate the federal police, that is, the FBI, what are they doing all day? Therefore, the relationship between the FBI and the local police is always not harmonious.

When they heard that Joe Jason was the FBI, these people were even more nervous.

In the end, what Qiao Jason said made them breathe out, which means to let them get out of the house quickly, and just turn big things into small things!

For the conscience of heaven and earth, it was the first time they thought the FBI was so cute.

They just wanted to nod their heads when they agreed to leave early. But was interrupted by a voice

"Hey! Qiao Jason, what do you mean?" It was Xiao Peng who was talking.

Qiao Jason quickly explained: "Mr. Xiao, I don't mean anything, I just hope you can have a better time here, don't let these messy things affect your mood of playing!"

What he said was also for the police: Have you seen it, I'm so polite to this man, can you afford it?

The few policemen saw Qiao Jason's appearance, and they were shocked there. Damn, what does this Huaxia guy do? How do you look at this posture, he is today's VIP?

What kind of big shots can be accompanied by Bloomberg and McAfee?

Yes, I don’t need to say more, this time I’m kicking the iron plate, so I’m going to bugger, or I should write a resignation letter.

Xiao Peng said: "No, no, no, Joe Jason, you are the law enforcer. You represent the justice and strictness of the laws of the Star-Tangled Nation. I just slapped the young man in front of everyone, even He insulted me and my nation before I was forced to defend myself, but I also hurt him, so I decided to cooperate with your police work! Please take me to the police station!"

McAfee also said: "That's right, why are you FBI staring at me? Don't you just want to arrest me? Right now, my brother Xiao and I are going to your police station together, you can arrest us at any time!"

Kardashian's eyes rolled: "So we are also accomplices, right? Let's go there too!"

Bloomberg suddenly laughed: "Well, I have lived for more than seventy years, and I haven't been arrested. Today is my first time! Let's go, maybe it's more interesting there!"

After hearing this, Qiao Jason was stunned, and then he sighed and patted the policeman on the shoulder: "Well, I can't help you, they are so excited. Go to the police station, your trouble is coming!"