Godly Fisherman

Seeing the Dadao police officer stopping in front of him, Yang Meng directly pushed forward. As long as the Dadao police officer did something, he would dare to do it directly: I didn't break the law, why are you stopping us?

Officer Oshima watched Yang Meng come over and took a natural step back, and shouted to Boss Sato: "Boss Sato, if something like this happened, Hojo Koji will definitely have to take responsibility, maybe he will go to jail!"

The boss of Sato smiled and said, "Then only if they have tourists injured. As far as I know, don't they have no guests today?"

Xiao Peng blinked: "Uh, Mr. Sato, it seems that they really have guests. We wanted to live on the beach when we booked the room. They told me that there was a reservation. That's why you came here. But this is the case. Shouldn't anyone come in the weather? He may be unable to let others live after accepting the reservation."

Boss Sato laughed after hearing this: "Guest, this means you are lucky. Fortunately you didn't live there. Otherwise, you might be buried under the house now. It's not that I am heartbroken, but if he stays here, it will be even more harmful. , It may directly destroy our hotel industry! If nothing else, how do you report after such a thing happened? They will not say that the'Quebec Office Apartment' collapsed and injured people, but only said'The Big Island Hotel collapsed We are the most unlucky people! Okay, Oshima police officer, you must be a responsible police officer, don’t count us, you should eat a circle of closed doors, right? Guests, let’s go, The food and wine are already prepared. If you don’t dislike me, I would like to have a drink with a few people. If you know lucky people, you will become lucky, right?"

Xiao Peng smiled and nodded: "Of course, I also want to thank the boss for his hospitality. We will have two good drinks in a while! You are right, I am afraid I am really lucky to escape this disaster, I don’t Mind sharing my luck with others!"

Xincheng Xiongda also hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, Xiao Sang, let's go for a drink! There should be a lot of people waiting for you, right?"

Xiao Peng's heart was awkward when he heard this, my damn, he forgot that there are still a large group of women here who are staring at him, and he couldn't help but fight a cold war on a dark and high typhoon night!

Seeing them leaving, the Oshima police officer hurriedly said after hearing this: "Boss Sato, we are old acquaintances too. I really didn't want to be a good and responsible police officer! They now live with a group of junior high school students from Gunma Prefecture. On a school trip! They are all buried in it now!"

After hearing this, Mr. Sato was taken aback: "Are you kidding me? There are still people coming in such a ghostly weather? Uh, guest, I'm not talking about you, you can't help it."

Oshima police officer said: "Gunma Prefecture is an inland county. When they got the news that the typhoon was coming, they had already boarded the ferry. They couldn't look back. They rushed to the pier before the typhoon arrived."

Sato thought for a while, bowed to Xiao Peng and others and said, "Guest, I'm sorry. If this is the case, I must go there."

After hearing this, Xincheng Xiongda hurriedly said: "Boss, what are you going to do with such a dangerous thing? Why do you have to go to such a place to commit a risk when you are so old? Why not drink together?"

He doesn't want to make any changes. You said you stayed at home well, what are you doing in such a dangerous place? What if Xiao Peng also passed by Fudge?

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stupid! "Unexpectedly, after hearing the words of Xincheng Xiongda, Sato's boss who has been polite and polite unexpectedly lost his temper: "Are you still a Japanese?" This is the red line of our country! Baga, you stupid young people! Who is trapped? Middle school students! Hope for the future of our country! "After speaking, he bowed to Xiao Peng: "I'm sorry, the guest, let you watch a joke." It seems I can only wait to come back to drink with you! I hope I can borrow your luck. Oshima Police Officer, these are all guests, so don't let them participate in such things. I told the staff in the store to find other store owners to help. "

After that, he didn't wear rain gear, so he rushed out in the rain. It is useless to wear rain gear on such a day, and it will be soaked instantly.

Oshima police officer glanced at Xiao Peng and the others, and ran out with boss Sato without saying hello.

"It's impolite, the door is not closed!" Xincheng Xiong closed the door: "I didn't expect that there are such old stubborns here, Xiao Sang, let's leave them alone, let's go in for a drink."

Xiao Peng was there to explain what happened just now to Yang Meng and Wang Hu.

Yang Meng asked puzzledly after hearing this: "The old man scolded someone just now, right? I can understand'Ba Ga', who would the old boy scold?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "It's definitely not scolding us."

"What does he mean by the'red line'?" Yang Meng asked.

Xiao Peng explained: "There is a slogan in our country called'Stopping 1.8 billion acres of arable land.' That is our country's red line, because 1.8 billion acres of arable land is the fundamental issue to ensure that the people in our country can eat their food; There is also a similar slogan in the country of Japan, which is called'keep the 100 million red line', because if their country's population drops below 100 million, there is basically no hope.

Yang Meng laughed after hearing this, "Isn't it possible? Brother Peng, they are a little bit self-deceiving, right? Some small countries in Europe with millions of people have no hope. You are like Iceland. Bankrupt, with a population of hundreds of thousands, it is still the country with the highest per capita income on earth! Isn’t this place much more populous than others?"

Xiao Peng curled his lips and said, "Come on, you! Do you think the Japanese people are stupid? If their country's population is less than 100 million, there will be a lot of trouble. Do you think, how many jobs are there to maintain this country? The population of Japan is now seriously aging. If these old people belch and the number of young people can’t keep up, those jobs will be left vacant? The stable social structure will collapse. What should we do then? Reconfiguration, that is not a problem that can be solved by just moving your lips."

Yang Meng dismissed it after hearing this: "Wipe, it's not easy to solve this problem? Isn't it enough to have a baby?"

Xiao Peng extended his **** to him: "Simply speaking, the problem is that no one has a child! You don't read the news and haven't seen the data released by the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications in the country? The total number of children under the age of 15 in the country is now 15.33 million people have decreased for 38 consecutive years, setting a record low! And the proportion of children in the total population is only 12.1%, a decline for 45 consecutive years! Only 940,000 newborns were born last year! 600,000 couples of lovers got married! It is the least in history. If this reduction continues, whether there will be a Japanese country or another talk about it! Now the young people of the Japanese country are unwilling to have children! Let me tell you something.

Believe, the current Wa country is a ‘low desire’ country. "

Yang Meng laughed after hearing this: "What are you talking about? Wa country is a "low desire" society? Don't be funny! He's the world's number one love action movie!"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "It's still from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications. In the 18-34 age group of the country, 39% of women are still young girls, and 36% of men are still boys. Believe it or not, I believe it."

After hearing what he said, Yang Meng and Wang Hu shook their heads together like a rattle: "Man, this data is absolutely false, and no one will believe it to anyone."

Xiao Peng said, "I really believe it! Do you remember the convenience store we went to? There are really everything in there, if you are hungry, you have lunch, if you are thirsty, you have drinks, if you are mentally hungry, there are Sex magazines, and physiology. Hungry and thirsty, there are all kinds of special products that need to be mosaics. You only see that the Japanese **** industry is developed, but you don't want to think about how many talents are in the industry? Compared with their population ratio, that is only a small number. Let's talk about it. , Why is their **** industry developed? Isn’t it just a lack of supplements? Let me tell you, don’t look at the current Japanese love action movie and the **** industry, now the Japanese women are really not open to Chinese women. Plus they Life is so stressful, how can there be time to fall in love, marry, and have children? Whatever needs are met, I can solve them by myself.

(This is really not nonsense. I have a younger brother who graduated with a PhD in agriculture there, and is now growing blueberries when he is back home. The credibility of these circumstances is extremely high.)

After Yang Meng heard it, he stuck his tongue out: "I'm going, what you said is a bit of a subversion of imagination. Okay, we can't verify what you said is true, but there is one thing I can be sure of." When he said here, he pointed to the direction of the room: "There must be women in our room now, and there are more than one, and each of them is not the kind of innocent and low desire you said. If you don't believe it, we can make a bet!"

Xiao Peng was taken aback after hearing this. Remember what Xincheng Xiongda said just now, believe it! Does he dare not believe it? This is definitely the case in the room! Wipe, this is a fart! That must be the case! Seeing Xiao Peng's expression, Wang Hu was secretly happy.

Xincheng Xiongda watched as several people couldn’t talk, and now he can finally talk: “Xiao Sang, let’s not stand here anymore. It’s still a bit cold when the cold wind blows in. Let’s go back, better than standing. Is it strong here?"

Xiao Peng watched Yang Meng smile at him unkindly. He took a breath and I went. This night, there was a typhoon and a power outage. He would definitely be taken advantage of!

As far as Xiao Peng is concerned, if a girl is brought to the door, those who come will not refuse, and it will not be possible to refuse all of them.

It is not a man who can pay attention to his crotch-it is a saint! A man can control his crotch can only explain one thing: that woman is too ugly, or the price of sleeping with her is too great.

In Xiao Peng's eyes, the women in the room are all monsters waiting for Tang Seng meat!

Thinking of this, Xiao Peng said righteously: "We can't die without saving! You drink first! Mengzi, Wang Hu, let's go!" After speaking, he rushed out of the hotel.

Seeing Xiao Peng rushing out, everyone was stunned. After a long while, Yang Meng came back to his senses.

But he can only say one word:

"Fuck!"