Godly Fisherman

Chapter 1672: Yang Meng's Wonderful Theory

"Xiao Sang!" As soon as Xiao Peng walked into the cabin, a body in a bikini flew over and plunged into Xiao Peng's arms: "Thank you for inviting us to this grand party."

Xiao Peng looked at Kannaa Hashimoto, who was standing in the front with a smile. He looked at the girl in his arms. He opened his mouth. Although he didn't make a sound, he obviously meant, "Who is this?"

This is not a small yacht. To be precise, it is a medium-sized gambling boat. There are ballrooms, pachinko machines, and gaming tables in it. It can accommodate hundreds of people. Such a big party is certainly not limited to Xiao Peng and beautiful women, so I simply invited a lot of people to come, such as the customers of Sihai Fishery in the country of Japan, such as people in the entertainment circle.

Of course, many of his clients are old men, and they know that it is not good to attend such occasions. They are all for the younger generation in the family. Even the Paddy Field Club and the Three Dragons Club were there. For example, Ono from the Sanlonghui came here.

Hashimoto Kanna smiled and walked out: "Let me introduce you. This is Hikaru Takiguchi. He was originally a member of the'Double Ponytail Association' group. Now he has joined the idol group'Drop'. But now we are the hottest here. One of the photo stars. How about it, is it pretty?"

Xiao Peng looked at the girl, uh, she was indeed pretty, slightly taller than Hashimoto Kannai-----that is, she looked two or three centimeters tall. Almost all the girls on the boat wore bikinis, and their height could be No fakes.

But Xiao Peng was a little entangled. When being with the Japanese girls, there is always a feeling of playing with a group of junior high school students-----this one is too small...

Xiao Peng's height has always been something he was very dissatisfied with, but when he arrived in the country, he was absolutely confident in his height!

He smiled and said to Takiguchi Mitsu: "Welcome to Ms. Takiguchi. It's my honor to have a beautiful girl like you here."

After hearing Xiao Peng’s words, Takiguchi happily said, “Of course, I’m a beautiful girl who is rare in two thousand years. I’m a thousand years older than Hashimoto Kanna’s sister.”

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded, not knowing how to answer this. He said to Hashimoto Kannaa with a bitter face: "These are all good heads you brought."

The Japanese people have a very scarce vocabulary to describe people, which is ‘a rare encounter in XX year’. It started as a "rare case in decades", and then became a "rare case in a hundred years", and then Hashimoto Kanna appeared, becoming the first "rare beautiful girl in a thousand years", and then just a girl Xing, there is no title of "a rare encounter in a thousand years" on his head, so I am embarrassed to introduce myself to others.

It's all right now. The rare encounter in a thousand years is not enough. A "rare encounter in two thousand years" pops up. What will be the next time? Five thousand? a thousand years?

Brother, how long is the history of Wa country? Can't I count Izanami and Izanaki? Then you and the plastic surgery country are fighting together-do you want to write mythical characters in textbooks as part of history?

(Ps: Izanami and Izanaki should be regarded as the fourth and fifth gods in the mythology of the country. The first three gods are genderless, but these two have a gender and are brothers and sisters. The two of them did shameful things day and night. The islands were born later, the mountains and rivers were born later, and everything in the world of the Japanese kingdom was born by these two brothers and sisters. Later, the two felt that it was boring to have other things and began to play with others. As a result, Izanami lit her birth canal while cooking and burned herself to death. Izanaki ran to Huangquan to rescue his sister, but he was not rescued. Izanaki washed herself after returning. Eye and left eye gave birth to the **** of Amaterasu, the sun god; washing the right eye, the right eye gave birth to the moon reading god, that is, the moon god. Finally, washing the nostril gave birth to the man of Susao. Amaterasu **** He went to have **** with her brother Susano again. Eight children were born. All five sons were given to Yuexue Shenyang, and all three daughters were given to Susano. Why are the Japanese people messy? Their mythological system is messy enough...yes, Amaterasu is a woman!)

Xiao Peng calmly broke away Takiguchi's bare arms: "There are drinks here, there is a swimming pool, just play, have fun."

"Xiao Sang, don't I look cute?" Takiguchi looked aggrieved at Xiao Peng's movements.

"No, no, you are very cute, I saw you think of my daughter here!" Xiao Peng said seriously.

Takiguchi nodded his head and said, "Your daughter? Are you talking about your adopted daughter, right? I know, you have two adopted daughters, one is Xiao Jina and the other is Xiao Weiya. I have seen them They are all beautiful, but they are all white. Your fiancee is also white, but you should have a yellow child, right?"

Xiao Peng was dumbfounded, he couldn't answer these words.

Fortunately, Yang Meng ran over with his mobile phone at this time: "Xiao Peng, Shi Ming called."

Xiao Peng hurriedly smiled at Takiguchi Mitsui: "I'm sorry. I'll answer the phone first." Without waiting for Takiguchi Mitsu's answer, he took the call from Yang Meng and walked out.

"Hello? Hello?" Xiao Peng found that there was no sound from the mobile phone, and again, uh, the phone didn't get through.

Yang Meng grinned and said, "Well, you can't hold it anymore, right?"

Xiao Peng pretended to walk to the stern of the boat and saw that no one saw him. He sighed and said, "Damn, this Japanese girl is too direct, right? Uh, wipe the lipstick on your face before you speak!"

Yang Meng wiped his face hurriedly after hearing this: "Boss, when I was playing with Brother Bai Qing just now, I helped a girl harden twice. She was so excited that she hugged me for a long time."

Xiao Peng said speechlessly: "Are you sure she is for you to help her win against Brother Bai Qing?"

Yang Meng laughed loudly: "It's rare to be confused! It's rare to be confused! But...where are we going?"

Xiao Peng glanced around and whispered, "It feels a bit miscalculated. In my imagination, let's find a boat to stay in everyone's time, and then I can achieve my goal, but it doesn't work at all now. This Tokyo The bottom of the bay is quite nonsense. The shallowest place is only about ten meters, and the deepest place is the channel-we have to go to the deeper water to find what I want. We can't stop the ship on the channel. I can only find a way out of Tokyo Bay."

"Okay, let's relax for two days, anyway, we won't be able to relax when we go to Miyako City." Yang Meng disapproved.

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "That can only be done. I am now afraid that we will let those girls swallow alive."

Yang Meng waved his hand: "No, Nelson did a good job of this matter. I found a lot of young talents from the country of Japan. At that time, I thought what this kid meant, looking for a man to grab a woman from us, and now I know he is really wise. This is looking for someone to help us attract firepower. Okay, you can be here by yourself, I'm going to play."

Xiao Peng said silently: "Aren't you afraid that Georgina will peel you off a layer of skin when she knows?"

After listening, Yang Meng took out a cigarette and took a deep breath: "Brother, I have to say a few words about you. You are good at other things, but you still have no experience in marriage. You and Emilia The two of you personally say that it is a relationship of life and death. In fact, you are just in love. Marriage and love are two completely different things. If you want to have a good life with your wife, it’s impossible for you to have a good life!"

"Stunning? What stunt?" Xiao Peng was interested.

Yang Meng said concisely: "It's a lie! A husband who doesn't lie to his wife is not a good husband."

Xiao Peng was speechless: "What kind of **** theory is this?"

Yang Meng's eyes widened: "The **** theory? I tell you that there are about 8.7 million species on this planet, and the most amazing are women. Why are women amazing? It is because they are the best at lying, making people unpredictable! You! Think about it, when these women had no men, they were all strong men. What about men? The bottle caps can't be unscrewed. Are they really unscrewing? They are lying! Do you really think they are weak? You Go tell Emilia, you have **** with another woman, look at her not beating you with a gas tank! And they don’t take anything to heart, as if they have a bad memory, but if you really think They have a bad memory? You lied again! They are better at calculating old accounts than anyone else. You are not good to them at all. They will mention this repeatedly after many years!"

"What does that have to do with deceiving my wife?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Yang Meng asked Xiao Peng back: "If Emilia takes out a dress and asks you if it looks good, you really think that dress is ugly, what would you say?"

Xiao Peng gave Yang Meng a white look: "Then you need to ask? You must tell her truthfully ------this dress is beautiful! Do you think I'm stupid?"

"Then you are lying to her?" Yang Meng said, "You are cheating, you are cheating! If you want to be with a woman for a long time, you have to rely on all kinds of lies, and these lies cannot be seen by the other party!"

"How can I prevent the other party from seeing it?" Xiao Peng was a little curious about Yang Meng's statement.

Yang Meng said: "There are several levels of lying, the lowest is to open your mouth, this will only make people laugh! The higher is to find someone to help, such as lies,'If you don't believe me, ask XXX to go'; higher is it, Just use the truth to deceive people."

Xiao Peng said silently, "Just like you, tell her the truth?"

Yang Meng nodded: "In fact, there is still the highest state, that is to deceive myself with true feelings. I will never get there in my life. So I have to tell the truth."

Xiao Peng asked curiously: "Does Georgina believe you?"

Yang Meng shrugged: "God knows whether she believes it or not, marriage is a rare confusion. Georgina will not be too stupid. Her father has an illegitimate daughter!"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Brother, I advise you to say something. Sooner or later there will be trouble in your marriage."

Yang Meng grinned and said, "If you and Emilia are telling the truth about everything? You must be the first to have the accident. Don't believe me make a bet?"

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