Godly Fisherman

Hashimoto Kanna is one of the thousands of "The First Beautiful Girl in Thousands of Years" in the Wa country.

Hashimoto Kannai pouted: "My height is a problem. I'll tell you a secret. My official height is 151. Actually, I'm less than 150. Those directors said that if I play an opponent, I have too much height difference. The sense of violation is too strong. So I really don’t have a good choice of roles. Fortunately, this year’s sand sculpture drama "I am Big Brother" has increased me a lot of popularity, otherwise I might not have filmed now. Today I want to see you I also pushed down an announcement. I'm afraid someone will say that I'm playing big cards."

Xiao Peng smiled: "Ah, you mean to blame me, right?"

Hashimoto Kanna shook his head: "Of course not, you are my great benefactor! Without your help back then, I would not be what I am now."

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "It's not so exaggerated, it's just a helping hand."

"For you, it's a different way for me!" Hashimoto said, "If I hadn't met you, I might have gone to the sea to shoot movies. Ah, there is a gym in your room. What?"

Xiao Peng said silently: "It's almost enough. Your acting skills are too much. It really looks like you haven't lived in a presidential suite."

Hashimoto Kanna said: "I really haven't lived, what did I lie to you for? How much do you cost for a night here?"

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "It seems to be one million yen. What's wrong?"

Hashimoto Kannai spread his hands after hearing this: "When I filmed "I'm the Big Brother", the pay for one episode was 800,000 yen, still before tax, and commissions from the broker and the company. A total of ten episodes were shot. , The money you earn in the end may be enough for you to live here for a few days. That’s why I have to pick up all the announcements, trying to gain weight in order to film "Gintama". Otherwise, the money I earned may not have an ordinary job. There are so many families."

Xiao Peng blew a whistle after hearing this: "I'm going, I know that your Japanese artists make less money, and it's not so small? It's better to come to China."

The highest paid for a single episode of the Japanese actor is Yui Aragaki, who pays a little more than RMB 100,000 for a TV series; the highest in the country of plastic surgery? That was Lee Young-ae and Jun Ji-hyun, who paid almost 600,000 yen for one episode of TV drama, but what about China? There are millions of people paid for an episode of TV series. . . . . .

Because of this, the works of China Film and Television are getting worse and worse: all the investment money is thrown at the actors, so how can there be money for filming? As a result, China Xia issued a "reward limit order", stipulating that the total pay of all actors cannot exceed 40% of the total production cost, and the total pay of the main actors cannot exceed 70% of the total pay.

But even so, making money in China Entertainment Circle is really much easier than Waguo. Be an entertainer in Wa Kingdom? Can only sigh.

Regardless of top celebrities or entertainment stars, the favorite thing about Waguo's film and television shows is to watch those artists make a fool of themselves, so Waguo's variety shows are almost all stars.

Xiao Peng saw a variety show that was very interesting, that is, the program group found a male celebrity and called him "Star A" for the convenience of calling him, and asked him to coordinate with another celebrity B.

These two get Huaxia, they are all top

The status of a big coffee. As a result, in the country of Japan, who really loves you, it is you.

So the two went to the izakaya, the kind of **** massage, three glasses of wine, and star A began to fool star B, saying that he would ask him to do more health care. As soon as Star B got up with the alcohol, he refused to refuse after a few times, and entered the room.

There was a **** hot girl in the room, with a **** leather coat, boots and a small whip. She had to play ‘exciting’ for Star B, and Star B happily agreed. Then after the **** hot girl took off star B's clothes, her hands and feet were handcuffed to the bed.

When Star B watched the **** hot girl scratching her head and couldn't bear to call on the hot girl to act quickly, the hot girl turned and left the room. Star B didn’t know anything, he saw eight brawny men wearing loincloths coming in. Just as Star B’s face was horrified, the wall of the room suddenly collapsed, and the eight brawny men brought Star B into the bed. Carried out to the street together.

That's Shibuya, the busiest place in Tokyo! Just in full view, these people carried him all the way from Shibuya to the beach. Over there, fifty spectators have been sitting there waiting for a long time. At this time, the director told Star B: He only has a chance to say a word now. If he can laugh at forty of the fifty people, then he will be deemed to have passed the test, otherwise he will continue to rectify.

If this were in China, it would be impossible to imagine such a thing happening. But in Japan, this is really normal. Finally, the star B paused for a long time and said: I am a fool X! Successfully amused everyone, and then passed. Then gave up on him, but asked him to cooperate with another person. . . . . .

This kind of show is not an exception in the Japanese TV station. For example, two top artists ran to the streets of Ginza, and the two people in Da Xia were dressed in windbreakers and sweaters, dressed up as Rika and Wanji in "Tokyo Love Story", imitating the TV series. The scene of the two reuniting on the street, hugging and kissing each other - well, these two artists are both male.

Anyway, being an entertainer in the Wa country can be said to have no dignity at all.

But even so, there are countless young people dream of becoming a star in Waguk. When you go to the streets of Tokyo, you can often see the newly debuted artists dressed up and handing out flyers, selling performance tickets and artist hands there—all Young people want to be famous, which is the same all over the world.

After listening to Xiao Peng’s words, Hashimoto Kanna suddenly laughed: "Xiao Sang, in fact, I’m really learning Chinese now, and I’m planning to go to China to develop, even if I’m a variety star, I’m here. Waguo, I don’t find many movies and TVs. Because of you, variety shows rarely invite me. Didn’t you see that I’m doing all kinds of ugliness in filming now? I just want to open up my own way and let those directors Look at me more."

"As for?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Hashimoto Kanna made a grimace and said, "There is no way. Many people now say that I have a background. We, the director of Wakuni, don't like actresses who are out of control."

Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head after hearing this: "You slick, let's talk, is there anything I can do?"

Hashimoto Kanna playfully stuck out his tongue: "Sao Sang, I'm just complaining. I'm actually very full now.

Acknowledged, the current life is beyond my imagination. People must learn contentment, right? But the grievances that should be sent still have to be sent. Otherwise, I'm going to see a psychologist"

"See what psychologist!" Xiao Peng lit a cigar: "I really think it's not easy to be here, so I went to China, a friend of mine, nicknamed the Discipline Inspection Commission of the Entertainment Circle, let her take you in the circle. It’s too easy. By the way, didn’t you make your debut with the orchestra back then? You should be good at singing and dancing, right? Go to my ocean park to be an image spokesperson. When you arrange for you and Eminem to perform on the same stage, you will just be hot Now, as long as you have the resources, it’s not easy to be famous? My friend said something really: As long as someone pays for it, even a pig can make you a top player in the entertainment industry. We have an actress in China. The so-called "acting" means staring eyes and facial paralysis. As a result, people who participated in big productions and cooperating with top Hollywood stars, what do they rely on? It is the rich man behind."

Hashimoto Kanna looked at Xiao Peng: "The star dreams that people have worked so hard for for many years have broken what you said directly, but you are right. I have been in the circle for so long anyway. Such things happen everywhere. The same is true for our country. A girl in our company, in order to take part in a program, went to the room of the director, producer, assistant director, and cameraman of the program one night. The program was not successful when I looked back. I asked her if it was worth it. Well, she told me that there might be a chance next time."

Xiao Peng blew his whistle: "Well, there are many people like this in any country. In the end, did she get to the top?"

Hashimoto Kanna shook his head: "It made people film a video and turned it into a scandal, and the entertainment industry can't go on, so I just went to the sea to shoot a love action movie. Such things are really too common in Wakuni. I really want to thank you when I get up. There are not so many messy things happening to me. In fact, I want to ask, if I go to China for development, will I encounter such a thing?"

Xiao Peng laughed haha: "So you are worried about this! I don't say anything nice to lie to you. We in China also have the situation that you said. Many people criticize those directors and the like for taking advantage of women for taking advantage of the opportunity. Things are two-sided. Those directors and the like don’t go to find women, and there are also a large group of women who have "star dreams" trying their best to get on the poles and move forward. If something goes wrong, they will push things on the men like virgin women. Don’t worry, you’re going to China for development. I promise that no one will think about you. It’s safer than you in the Wa country!"

"Ah! Great!" Hashimoto Kannai jumped up happily when he heard, and hugged Xiao Peng's neck.

At this moment, the door of Xiao Peng's room was suddenly pushed open. Who else could come in besides Yang Meng?

"Fuck, buddy, we were fooled! The love action movies I bought at that convenience store just now were all title parties! Looking at the covers, all of them were big beauties, but when they went in, they were all old ladies! No Carefully recognize that I don’t believe that he is a person at all! Looks so good that looks nauseous! The Chinese PS technique has been passed to the country of Japan, is this? They are also deceived as pictures! I will sue them to deceive consumers... ...Uh, I'm sorry, I didn't see anything, you guys go on!"