Godly Fisherman

"It's strange." Wang Hu tilted his head and looked at Yang Meng: "Brother Mengzi, shouldn't you be most interested in this matter?"

Yang Meng shrugged and said, "Aren't you talking about ‘picking up-corpse’? I’m really not interested."

Picking up a dead body refers to the act of carrying a drunk and unconscious girl home and having **** on the street. It is very common in some nightclub streets. There was even a special ‘picking up the corpse party’.

This situation almost occurs regardless of national borders. But in comparison, it is more common in the country. Because the Japanese people seem to be more'outrageous' drinking. You can often see such people at night in Kabukicho.

Many Japanese people are under too much pressure in their lives, and many choose to release themselves by drinking at night. For them, not being drunk is still drinking? So many people just lay on the ground and fell asleep when they got drunk. You can often see such people in subway stations or on the side of the road. There are men and women. If it's not for snoring or something, they really think they are dead.

"Huh?" After listening to Yang Meng's words, even Xiao Peng couldn't understand: "I heard it right? Your slogan is not'There is no true love in the world, as long as it is a girl, you love'? This way, it's free. You are not interested?"

Yang Meng nodded and said: "You're really right! I'm really not interested in the girls who are drinking. Do you think these women are stupid? I tell you, many of these women are eager to be picked up-corpses."

"Huh?" Xiao Peng was also curious about this statement.

Yang Meng lit a cigarette and raised his head 45 degrees with a deep look: "Who thinks a woman is stupid is really stupid. There are only three kinds of women who have been picked up. The first one is indeed drunk. There are few and few, and you all get drunk. Which one is not to keep the final sober and throw yourself home? Think about this? So why do you still sleep on the street?"

After hearing this, Wang Hu nodded: "This is really the truth, why is that?"

Yang Meng smiled and said, "That was deliberate. There are so many people who are lonely these days. Not only men are lonely, but women are also lonely. Just find yourself a reason to indulge. When you come home, you face the cold room. Better to find an excuse to indulge yourself."

Wang Hu patted his hands: "This makes sense! But it's not right. You should be very interested in this way, right?"

Yang Meng patted Wang Hu on the shoulder: "Young man, you are still too tender. What if the woman gets up the next morning and tells you that you are strong X?"

"Huh?" Wang Hu opened his mouth wide.

Yang Meng disdainfully said, "Ah what? Isn't this normal? Except for those countries with special public sentiments, as long as X relationships occur against women's wishes in almost any place in the world, it is strong X, okay? People are drunk like that. Is it voluntary? It must be against your will. That is one decision."

When Wang Hu heard this, he was a little unbelievable: "Then what if you run away if you are done?"

Yang Meng gave him a white look: "Young man, you are still young. Run when you are done? Where are you going? Can you take them home? Then go to the hotel to open a room without registration? The monitoring on the road is a display? You are done. Just ran the next day when she got up and saw that there was no one around her. Once she got angry and called the police, you would be in trouble. It's better to stay there, and at least feel confident about whether she is asking for money or what she is doing the next morning. Oh. ,also

There is a more abominable one, pretending to be drunk, she stole something and left when she saw a man asleep. This man dared not call the police. Call the police? Well, it’s a trivial thing for women to steal things, but it’s a big deal for men to be strong. And other women will also say: This is what I got angry after seeing myself being taken away by a strong X. In this case, the crime is even lighter. It’s fine if they are detained for a period of time. Go straight to prison. Tsk tsk, those who dare to ‘pick-up the corpse’ are all warriors, young and fearless who have never suffered. "

Wang Hu stretched out his thumb: "Brother Mengzi deserves to be Brother Mengzi, as expected!"

Xiao Peng laughed'pouch' after hearing this: "Okay, you! You're a slap on a horse's hoof, and you don't want to think about why he knows so much? Mengzi, hurry up and tell the truth, you have eaten a few times. deficit?"

Yang Meng sighed after hearing this: "My **** youth! Anyway, I am afraid now. I will detour when I see a woman like this. Cheap is not so easy to pick up. Believe me, in case you encounter stubble On, you spent a lot more money than you thought."

Xiao Peng and Wang Hu laughed loudly after listening.

"Huh?" He saw something suddenly and stopped.

Yang Meng followed Xiao Peng's eyes and saw a girl sleeping on a bench by the side of the road: "Dude, isn't it? I just told you not to pick up the corpse, you have to challenge it?"

Xiao Peng said silently, "What am I challenging? Who do you think is that?"

Yang Meng listened and walked over and squatted in front of the girl and looked at it: "Isn't this some kind of'milk-child'?"

"What a ‘milk-child’! It’s called Sagawa Nanako!" Xiao Peng said silently, "Didn’t she say to go to a friend in Tokyo yesterday? Why are you here now?"

Yang Meng took two deep breaths: "It's all the same, but she doesn't smell like alcohol. Hey, get up! Why is this still sleeping on the street?" He pushed Nanako twice, but Sagawa Nanako made two "huh" And did not wake up.

"Tsk tusk, this is a pig? This is really sleepable!" Yang Meng sighed, "What should I do now?"

Xiao Peng was taken aback for a moment: "You ask me who do I ask to go? She had to leave yesterday, but she didn't want to mix with us. She has her dignity, let's not find it boring. Let's go, fortunately she didn't wake up. , She woke up and saw us embarrassed too?"

Yang Meng stood up and said to Xiao Peng after hearing this: "Tsk tsk, it turns out that you can't see that your heart is so hard. Such a big breasted girl can bear to watch her sleep on the street like this... What a pity!"

Xiao Peng extended his **** to him: "Dog can't spit out ivory!"

As a result, at this moment, Sagawa Nanako said in a dream: "Mom, I will never dare anymore. I will never steal anything again..."

"Stealing things?" Yang Meng blinked.

Xiao Peng nodded: "It's a female thief."

Yang Meng suddenly realized: "No wonder you don't wait to see him so much. Okay, I understand! Let's go!"

Wang Hu was careful: "It doesn't seem to be right." He touched Sagawa Nanako's head: "Fuck, it's hot, can you boil eggs, right?"

"Is that right?" Yang Meng stretched out his hand and said to Xiao Peng, turning his head back: "It's really hot. Can this Nima burn my brain? Xiao Peng, what should I do now?"

Xiao Peng stared with both eyes: "What should we do! It's still necessary to ask? Wang Hu

, Hurried to the hospital with her on his back. "

Yang Meng smiled ‘hehe’, "I’m still here."

Xiao Peng raised his **** to him: "Now the whole world knows that you like washboards, this one is not for you!"

Yang Meng's eyes widened: "Hey, it's almost done. I'm not just changing my taste. Wang Hu, let me go!"

Wang Hu shook his head: "I want to listen to the boss!"

Xiao Pengle said: "Come on, Wang Hu, you have enough skin. Okay, don't mess around, and quickly send her to the hospital."

Wang Hu directly hugged Sagawa Nanako: "Uh, boss, where is the nearest hospital?"

Xiao Peng said silently: "How do I know? Wait for me to check the phone navigation."

As soon as he took out his cell phone, he heard a whistle blowing from behind him, yes, don't ask, the police are here. The Japanese police inherited the characteristics of the British police, which is to blow the whistle in advance.

"What are you doing?" A policeman in the distance ran towards Xiao Peng and the others.

Xiao Peng was still thinking about explaining to him, when he saw a few people rushing out of the corner and stopped the police there directly, one of them came to Xiao Peng with a smile on his face: "Xiao Sang, don't worry about people here. Police, let’s make it clear to him, you guys have fun! There are several drunk girls in front of them, and their quality is also good..."

"What is'having fun', what are you thinking about? Where is the nearest hospital around here? This girl is about to die of illness!" Xiao Peng said with a black face.

"Um. Xiao Sang benevolent! The nearest hospital is just around the corner!" The man also knew that he had said something wrong, and quickly showed Xiao Peng the way.

Xiao Peng waved at Yang Meng and Wang Hu: "Let's go!"

The three people hurried to the hospital. When I arrived, what kind of hospital? Isn't this just a small clinic? He really wanted to get the person who gave the way out and beat him up--don't he know that Xiao Peng is from Huaxia?

The characteristic of Huaxia people is: if you die, you must die in a tertiary hospital!

But he really misunderstood the Japanese.

In Japan, they have a triage system for large hospitals and small clinics with a clear division of labor. There are many small clinics or specialist outpatient clinics in residential areas. The headaches and brain fevers that can be seen in the small clinics are solved in the small clinics. If the small clinics do not understand, the doctor will write a letter of introduction with symptoms and diagnosis. The case will then introduce the patient to a major hospital. This can make more effective use of medical resources. If you want to go to a large hospital, you usually need to make an appointment, and the hospital will arrange the date of treatment according to its own reception capacity. The patient came back for treatment according to the appointment time, and everything was in order.

The level of medical care in the country is indeed the best in Asia, so now more and more Chinese lovers go to the country for medical treatment and physical examination, especially for cancer and heart disease. In China, the overall five-year survival rate for cancer is only 30.9%, while that of Waguo has reached 62.1%. In addition, in order to attract Chinese patients, some hospitals also provide free Chinese translation for patients.

But now Waguo has begun to resent these Chinese patients.

There is no other reason: Waguo charges a fee after the treatment. Some Chinese people went to the Waguo Hospital for treatment, and they disappeared without paying any money.

Well, this is very Chinese. . . . . .