Godly Fisherman

"Captain Harden, why are you here?" When Xiao Peng was unloading the fish at the dock, he found Harden was there. He was wearing casual clothes and it seemed that he had been waiting for a long time.

Harden smiled and walked over: "I specially applied for a vacation, because I said something wrong that day, so I made a special trip to express my apologies."

Xiao Peng waved his hand and said, "I have forgotten the matter a long time ago. Don't mention it in the past."

Harden looked at the fisherman who was unloading there: "You got a good catch this time!"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and said, "The catch is good? I just calculated it. This time I didn't count the staff cost, and lost more than 10,000 US dollars. If you calculate the staff cost, you will lose more.

Xiao Peng also wanted to scold the street a lot about this. Who said that the Japanese people were stupid?

What they catch is indeed good fish, and they really don’t have to worry about selling it, but the Japanese people are not stupid. They tell the world that there is no problem with the agricultural products in their polluted areas, and they desperately want to sell them out. When I buy it myself, it is all kinds of agricultural products that are dismissed as polluted areas.

Miyako City is also affected by nuclear pollution. The price of seafood here is 30% lower than that in non-contaminated areas! Originally, Xiao Peng's seafood could still maintain the cost, but he lost countless money in this way! Nelson Wharton wanted to buy Xiao Peng's seafood at the original price, but there was no need. So you have to make money in other ways.

"Haha, Mr. Xiao, you don't care about the ten thousand dollars, don't you?" Harden comforted after hearing this: "You just spent a lot of money on so many luxury cars, you definitely don't care about this small amount of money."

Xiao Peng said speechlessly after hearing this: "Please, my job is a fisherman. This is my first time fishing without making money! Can't you forget who I am?"

Harden laughed loudly: "Okay, Xiao, you are a serious man. Alright, leave it to your subordinates to do it, you can go with me!"

"Come with you? What are you doing?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Harden looked mysterious: "I said, beautiful food and beauties are not to be missed. I enjoyed your food at sea. Now that you are ashore, you should follow me to enjoy the food."

Xiao Peng waved his hand and said, "Please, I have been at sea for so long. What I need now is a good hot bath and a rest."

Harden looked at Xiao Peng with an expression of "Don't lie to me": "Stop making trouble, okay? Are you men? Isn't the first thing you should find a woman to drink when you get ashore after so long at sea?"

Xiao Peng disgusted after hearing this: "Who said that? Shi Ming! Huang Bin! Come here."

Shi Ming and Huang Bin came over and asked, "Boss, what's the matter?"

"I ask you, what do you most want to do after unloading the ship in a while?" Xiao Peng asked.

The two said in unison: "Of course it was a hot bath."

Xiao Peng said to Harden with a smug look: "You see it? This is what a normal man needs!"

Harden obviously didn't believe it: "Are you telling the truth?"

"Of course!" Huang Bin nodded.

Harden was silent for a long while: "What will you do next?"

Huang Bin and Shi Ming looked at each other: "Of course I went to rest in comfort."

Harden shook his head: "No, no, no, you two didn't tell the truth! You must be honest!"

Huang Bin looked at Xiao Peng, Xiao Peng waved his hand: "To be honest, what's the big deal?"

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, Huang Bin grinned: "Of course we are telling the truth. We are going to find a place to rest comfortably, but it's better to have women in this place."

After hearing this, Xiao Peng exclaimed: "Hey, you complain to me every day that you can't find a wife. Are you anxious to find a woman?"

Huang Bin curled his lips and said: "You are a full man, I don't know if a hungry man is hungry, okay, boss, do you have a boss wife? We can't rely on little hands to have super friendship with the body every day, right?"

Harden laughed: "Xiao, your employees are very interesting, and they are really willing to tell you the truth. But it's still a bit less. Only a woman can't do it, you must have wine!"

Huang Bin waved his hand: "Oh, the wine is not needed anymore, we don't lack wine on the boat. You have to run to us and drink a bottle of beer"

"Damn it!" Harden's smile froze on his face: "I have forgotten this. Our **** regulations stipulate that drinking is prohibited on board! There is really no freedom for you!"

Xiao Peng looked at Huang Bin and said, "I'm going. It turned out that everyone looked upright when they first met. It's only a few years now. How come you have become such a virtue?"

Huang Bin did not hesitate to answer Xiao Peng's question: "Boss, it's not surprising that we are like you and Mengzi. Brother Pan let you take it away."

Xiao Peng scratched his head directly after hearing this. Does this count as the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked?

"Well, you guys have a better time, but I screamed, don't come back because of a nasty disease. I am not responsible for the medical expenses."

Harden laughed and asked, "Xiao, are you worried about AIDS? Don't worry, the country is one of the most open countries in the world, but it is also the country with the least AIDS. The country has a population of 200 million, and AIDS patients are not To two thousand people. I don’t think your brothers are so lucky."

"What?" Xiao Peng was a little dazed. The Japanese people are so bold in sex, but there are so few AIDS? This unscientific!

Harden explained: "Since the outbreak of Minamata disease in the country of Japan, the country has invested a lot of energy in medical education, and as you know, the people of the country have reached the point of morbidity when it comes to hygiene, and everyone has to undergo regular physical examinations. In addition, there is serious male chauvinism here and there are few **** men, so there is really very little AIDS here."

Xiao Peng said to Huang Bin: "This is

It's not that I am nosy, but I still want to tell you that selling yin in the country is illegal. You are careful to get caught. I don't care about this kind of thing! "

Huang Bin smiled and said: "Don't worry, boss, we have experience! Let's go to work first!"

Xiao Peng now has three words in his mind-‘experienced’, I rely on, I still don’t know people like them!

He murmured dumbfounded: "Do they know where to find a woman? This place with the horns..."

Harden laughed and said, "Xiao, you are still a fisherman. Don't you know that as long as there is a port in the world, there is no shortage of women? You are right. It is illegal for the Japanese to sell Yin, but it is a virgin man and woman. Isn’t it okay with my friends? I know you must have heard of some Star-Tangled Nation soldiers in the U.S. X. Japanese women, but please believe me, the truth of the matter is really not like this! Our Star-Tangled Nation soldiers are here Wherever you go, there are a group of Japanese women who can dazzle them, why bother to fight against Japanese women? In such incidents, most of the prices are not negotiated and finally bite."

Xiao Peng blinked after hearing this, "Just like Star Stripe Nation?"

Harden was taken aback, but still nodded: "Yes, it's the same as the Stars and Stripes!"

The most open countries in the world are the Star-Stripe Country and the Japanese Country. This is recognized, but it is illegal to sell Yin in these two countries. For example, in the Star-Stripe Country, only a few small towns in Nevada can legally sell Yin. But this does not mean that there are fewer women selling yin. If they meet the police, they will say that this is a boyfriend and girlfriend, and the boyfriend only pays his girlfriend for living expenses.

Prostitution-capitalization means prostitution-capitalization, so lofty. . . . . .

The Japanese and the plastic surgery countries are the same. They all have the Stars and Stripes garrison there, and the commanding power is not in the hands of their own countries during the war, but in the hands of the Stars and Stripes. The strange thing is that they don’t think about this. Shame on the contrary, I think that the Stars and Stripes soldiers protect their safety, so that every time there is an incident where the Stars and Stripes soldiers are strong X Wa women, there is no need for the Stars and Stripes to solve the problem, and the Wa will appear on its own. A large number of people have cleaned up the land of the Star Strip Country.

Being a dog can be regarded as doing its best.

And as Harden said, in the country, the soldiers of the Star-Tangled country are the most popular among the women of the country, and there is no shortage of women wherever they go.

Harden patted Xiao Peng on the shoulder: "Let's go, Xiao, then, let's find a place to take a bath first, and then go for two drinks. Is this all right?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "You can take a bath, and you can drink two glasses, but even if it is a woman, I have a fiancee."

After all, you still have to make money from these people. It's really not good to just reject them.

Harden laughed after hearing this: "We just drink. Let's go, I know there is a hot spring here that is very good. The key is to allow people with tattoos to enter and also welcome foreign tourists!"

Many hot springs in the Star-Tangled Kingdom do not accept people with tattoos and foreigners. The former is understandable. Tattoos in the country are the endorsement of the'bad guys'. However, all the soldiers in the Star-Tangled Kingdom have tattoos, so many hot springs reject them. Entered.

And the latter. . . . . .

"In fact, I have been wondering why many hot springs in this Star Tie Country do not entertain foreign tourists?" Xiao Peng asked puzzled.

Harden shrugged: "I said that I was afraid of affecting the business. I thought that if there were foreign customers, Japanese men would rarely go there! I said it hurt their self-esteem!"

Xiao Peng chuckled, "Isn't it?"

"Really!" Harden nodded: "Once I went to a hot spring with a Waguo man, and finally understood why it was all toothpicks! I thought it was strange at the time, when I was watching a Wagudu love action movie I also felt that they were not as small as I had heard, but after seeing it with my own eyes, I realized that they were really so small. It took me a long time to figure out why."

"Why? Xiao Peng asked puzzledly."

"Does the theory of relativity know? There is a relative comparison in everything! Their love action actresses are all about 1.5 meters tall, which must seem to be particularly big for men." Harden said with a grin: "Go, get in the car, let's go first. Go to the hot springs, and then find a comfortable place to drink two glasses! Let you know how terrible the amount of alcohol in Lone Star Country is!"