Godly Fisherman

It is said that the women in love are Sherlock Holmes, they are all the kind of sixth sense. In fact, men in love are also the same, but theirs is not called the sixth sense, but a different name, called survival want'.

Xiao Peng found a quiet place to answer the phone, and it was indeed Emilia who called.

"My dear, where are you? I called Robert and he said you were not at home." Emilia asked.

Xiao Peng said: "Oh, Yang Meng was so panicked at home, he has to find a lively place to drink two glasses, you know, we Chinese like lively. He doesn't like drinking at home."

He undoubtedly sold Yang Meng, saying that dragging Yang Meng as a shield was really useful, and it would be a pity that he was so big and thick that he wouldn't let him shield him.

"Where do you drink?" Emilia asked.

Xiao Peng replied: "Just in Beverly Hills, Mengzi found a bar."

Emilia said, "Well, there are many good bars in Beverly Hills. You guys have a good time and go home, yes. How did you sneak out? So many reporters are hiding there."

Xiao Peng proudly said: "Mengzi and I want to sneak out, and someone can stop us? How is the old witch?"

Emilia said angrily: "I want to sue those hospitals! It turns out that my mother is going to be dying, but now she says that everything is normal. I am repeatedly testing my mother here. I don't know when the test will be completed! If this posture continues, we are going to stay here for one night... Huh? My dear, you call my mother the old witch more and more smoothly!"

Xiao Peng said embarrassedly: "I'm used to it. Besides, she's also used to listening. This is a nickname, yes, yes, yes, yes!"

Emilia gave him a white look: "Okay, I won't tell you anymore, the doctor over there called us, you guys have fun, don't drink too much alcohol."

Xiao Peng nodded: "Don't worry, we know it in our hearts."

Emilia exhorted him again and then hung up the phone.

Xiao Peng let out a sigh of relief when he heard the blind tone on the phone. I really admire those who stepped on N boats, how did they do it?

As soon as Xiao Peng put the phone back in his pocket, there was a chuckle from his side. Xiao Peng looked back, uh, it was the woman in the black dress.

"You are so boring? What have you been doing with me?" Xiao Peng's face was speechless.

The woman shrugged and said: "I said that I was a psychologist and you are a very good observation object. Why? Just lied to my wife? Do you feel guilty?"

Xiao Peng stretched out two fingers: "First, I am not married; second, I am not lying, am I just drinking here?"

The woman looked up and down Xiao Peng: "You came here to play before you got married? Didn't you ask too much about your partner's gender?"

Xiao Peng: "..." Do you believe it? Also the psychiatrist, I believe in your evil!

"There is nothing wrong with my sexual-orientation! It was my fiancée who was talking on the phone just now! And I just came for a drink. It doesn't depend on whether I am married or not? Besides, it is wrong to play in such a place after marriage, right? "Xiao Peng retorted.

The woman laughed after hearing this: "Well, I believe you are not married after hearing this. With so many members here, which one is not married? Only married people will come here for excitement."

Xiao Peng shrugged: "Sorry, these views of yours are not the same as my values."

"Values ​​are different? Isn't marriage just to make yourself happy? If marriage makes you unhappy, you can only find happiness on your own, right?" The woman lit a cigarette and handed it to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng pointed to the cigar in his hand and rejected the woman's cigarette: "If the marriage is really unhappy, why not get a divorce?"

The woman vomited a smoke ring: "How can it be as simple as you said? Every marriage has a reason to insist."

Xiao Peng shook his head: "This doesn't seem to be an excuse for Hu Hun. Our traditional concept of marriage is based on loyalty to each other. It is true that you are right. There will be many problems in marriage. After all, the growth environment The traditional concept of education level is different, but isn’t the process of marriage a process of compromise and being compromised? I have gathered the courage to spend my life with my fiancée. There will definitely be problems between us, if we are not there. When the Fa is happily together, this kind of marriage will not exist in name only."

The woman sneered after hearing this: "A man who has not been married is here to talk to me about marriage. This seems a bit ridiculous. Will you talk to me about this after you get married? But I want to praise you. Do I know Few South American men, you are one of the few men with such an upright view of marriage."

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "A South American man?" He looked at his hand: "Oh, I think you have misunderstood, I am a Chinese man, but I spend a lot of time at sea, so I get this skin tone."

"Huaxia man?" The woman was taken aback after hearing it, and then she giggled: "It's no wonder that if you say which race in the world is the most tolerant, it must be your Chinese. You Chinese are living too tired. , The lives of your Chinese people are constantly compromising."

Xiao Peng stunned: "Hey, you don't seem to praise us, and even if we Chinese men sometimes compromise for some trivial things in life, it doesn't mean that everything can be tolerated. Behaviors like you are called in China. 'Cuckold', this is an absolutely unbearable behavior that belongs to Chinese men!"

The woman asked, "Why does that man spend his time outside?"

Xiao Peng helplessly said: "Don't ask me about you. I've encountered'Drinking Land', and I haven't tried'Huatian'. But I want to thank you. In fact, I was still vacillating at first. Have fun here, after all, I have never experienced it before. But I have decided now that I want to drink in a place where I will not feel guilty."

The woman smiled slightly: "You are really a cunning guy. But I am getting more and more interested in you. Are you leaving? Or let's find a different place for a drink?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "No, I have no interest in you."

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, the woman's face became stiff.

"In fact, before I entered the gate here, I didn't know what it was doing. If I knew this was the case, I would never come in here." Uh, what Xiao Peng said was also true, but He did not say completely.

He is not a saint. The exact statement of this sentence should be: If I were not here with my future husband, I might come here, but with the future husband, I would never be able to enter here. People are too awkward!

The woman stared at Xiao Peng's eyes for a while, and sighed: "Well, otherwise you are a liar, or you are telling the truth."

Xiao Peng shrugged: "What I said was the truth. So you don't waste time on me, and it seems that you are interested in South Americans, so find a real South American man. "

The woman suddenly laughed after hearing this: "It's not bad, it was not in vain to come here today. I met an interesting man."

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "I also ran into a woman who was full of curiosity today, but I shouldn't meet again like this. After all, there is no communication in our lives."

The woman suddenly said another sentence in French, and Xiao Peng was confused: "What does this mean?"

The woman smiled slightly: "This is a French proverb, which means ‘when the real opportunity comes and you are not sure, you will realize that not being prepared is a waste of time’."

Xiao Pengle said: "Well, if you say that, I can also send a French proverb:'Women, money and wine can both bring fun and harm people'. Of course, I don't know how to use it. Speaking in French. You said that we don’t speak both languages, so why are you so troublesome?"

"Unexpectedly, you still know the French proverb? Haven't you heard of it: Spiritual communication does not require language, just two hearts full of love." The woman retorted after hearing Xiao Peng's words.

Xiao Peng waved his hand and said, "That requires two hearts full of love. Obviously, my heart will not be with you. Okay. Chatting with you..... Not very pleasant, but it is also a pass. A good way of time. Thank you for talking nonsense with me for so long, I should leave."

"Where is such an interesting place, just leave it? Can I think there is something wrong with you?" The woman felt a little surprised when she heard Xiao Peng.

"Hey, buddy, I said why you didn't go in for a long time, so did you pick up girls here? I'm not afraid that Emilia will be sad when she knows it?" Yang Meng walked out at this time and saw Xiao Peng chatting with a woman here and teased.

Xiao Peng compared his **** to him: "Okay, do you still want to play here? I'm going back."

Yang Meng moved his neck: "Actually, I just wanted to tell you about this. I also feel boring. You can secretly play things like this. It always feels awkward to play with such a big fanfare. Also, you have to wear a mask. It's like an underground joint. You said that if the two of you come to get excited and prepare to roll the sheets, as soon as you uncover the mask and reveal a wrinkled old face, I will go on it. Should I go or go or go? "

"Can you find those J women in it! Didn't you like this bite?" Xiao Peng said with disdain.

"I'm married, and I need to improve my quality. I can't refuse all those who come like before. I'll tell Victor to go." Yang Meng turned and left.

Since the two speak Chinese, it's the woman's turn to be confused now: "What are you talking about?"

Xiao Peng compared his finger to his mouth: "Spiritual communication requires no words. Guess what we said?"

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