Godly Fisherman

"Hahahahahahahahaha." On the plane, Yang Meng straightened up with a smile on his belly, that is, the space of this small plane is too small, otherwise he must have rolled on the ground.

Xiao Peng looked helpless: "You have laughed for two hours now, haven't you finished laughing?"

Yang Meng took his cell phone: "Trust me, with this statue, I can't finish laughing for a year!"

Xiao Peng looked at Qian Congcong with a bitter expression on his face.

It is said that at that time Parnell and Qian Congcong asked for a photo of Xiao Peng, and when they said they wanted to give Xiao Pengli a statue, Qian Congcong gave him a video, from the time Xiao Peng took the survivors back on a whale and everyone rescued them. So far.

What he wanted was to let Parnell sculpt a photo of Xiao Peng riding a shark. As a result, Parnell felt that so many people had gone to save people, so he simply carved a one-sided relief, which was Xiao Peng’s command after he got on the boat. Look like.

So there is a square single-sided relief on the'Xiao Peng Wharf', on which is Xiao Peng standing on the deck and directing people to rescue. The base of the relief is carved with the deeds of Xiao Peng and others saving people.

It stands to reason that the relief is really good, or the stone carving machine is really good. Everyone on it is carved vividly, but the problem is that in the entire relief, except Xiao Peng, everyone is He is wearing clothes, and Xiao Peng, who is in C position in relief, wears a pair of boxer briefs. . . . . .

This is embarrassing. It was as if a group of people were in the slave market and the slaves were Xiao Peng alone.

From the plane in Anchorage on Bailugang Road, Yang Meng couldn't laugh this way, and Xiao Peng was so angry that he couldn't do anything about it!

It really made him right! What kind of J-B stuff is this carving!

"You **** again, believe it or not I will throw your phone into the sea?" Xiao Peng said angrily.

Yang Meng looked indifferent: "You throw it? Anyway, I know it at home now, I have sent back the photo!"

Xiao Peng covered his face, it was over. This is a shame!

He looked at Qian Congcong with a bitter expression on his face, and he blamed you for this!

Qian Congcong said helplessly: "I'm innocent, okay! God knows what the brain circuits of these foreigners are. Brother Peng, aren't you going to New York? Why are you going to Los Angeles again? Is it going to Eminem's house? Emilia knows that you are so innocent of the opposite sex, be careful she will be angry."

Eminem said: "By the way, Xiao Peng, I am also curious when it comes to this. It stands to reason that you have such a big thing here, why didn't Emilia come here?"

Xiao Peng looked worried after hearing this: "Emilia called me and didn't say what happened, but it sounded very nervous. I don't know what happened, so we have to go."

Yang Meng managed to hold back the laughter: "Worry about Mao. What can happen to her? Can't it be the old witch who stood up against your marriage? She dares to object, so I will discount her legs. Leah can carry it home!"

"Break Xiao Peng's mother-in-law's leg? Mengzi, you're bull X!" Qian Congcong extended his thumb."

Xiao Peng put his hands behind his head: "I will understand when I arrive in Los Angeles, now it's useless to think more."

Eminem said, "Xiao, what we said is good, right?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course there is no problem, but you have to tell me all my requirements! They must meet my conditions!"

Eminem stretched out his thumb: "This matter is handed over to me! You can rest assured! Now you are in your state, let alone such a small request, it is okay to request more. I want to thank you for giving me this face."

Xiao Peng waved his hand and said, "Okay, don't let my friends be so polite!"

Qian Congcong curiously asked, "Brother Peng, what are you going to do?"

Xiao Peng said: "It's nothing big, go to a TV show, a talk show, let me be a guest."

Qian Congcong blew his whistle: "Brother Peng, aren't you the most annoyed by such a famous thing? What's wrong with that? Let the marriage be broken? You want to be a celebrity?"

Xiao Peng shrugged his shoulders and said: "This is something that can't be helped. I have something that hasn't been resolved yet. Doesn't the troublesome kids have milk to eat? Someone throws trash in my fishery. I can't ignore this! I won't let them. I'm not surnamed Xiao! Congcong, go back and do me a favor!"

Qian Congcong was taken aback: "What is busy?"

Xiao Peng said, "This is so noisy. My parents called me. Although they didn't say anything, they were all worried. After you go back, go to my house first and tell them about the things here. Let them rest assured. Oh, don’t forget to bring them some gifts. It’s okay for others to say, the key is that you choose the gift from my mother carefully. I’m not good at this, so please help!"

Qian Congcong patted his chest: "Leave it to me! A piece of cake!"

Xiao Peng said: "You are good at coaxing women, don't you know, I became a hero here, and I'm like a bear at home. My mother called me three times a day, tsk, pity the world's parents what!"

Qian Congcong blinked, "Brother Peng, it would be misleading to say that, okay? I'm coaxing a little girl, and I don’t know how to coax a woman the size of my aunt! Besides, what should I do if my uncle breaks my leg? ?"

"Yes, don't worry if my dad will interrupt your leg. I will interrupt your leg first when I get off the plane!" Xiao Peng said angrily. This Nima Qian Congcong is really good at it. Ma was ridiculing herself!

Yang Meng's eyes lit up after hearing this: "What you said is true? Great! I've been waiting for this for too long! I'll do it after I get off the plane!"

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Are you serious?"

"Of course!" Yang Meng looked excited: "Believe me, our country wants to break Qian Congcong's leg and red-eyed professionals can make up one or two billion. I just have to break Qian Congcong's leg and hundreds of millions of people applaud me. I'm a little excited thinking about it!"

Qian Congcong raised his hand and surrendered: "Brother Peng, I admit my mistake!"

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Why did you admit it so easily?"

Qian Congcong took it for granted: "Can I not admit my mistakes? Brother Peng, I was joking when I was joking with you, but unlike Yang Meng, he is serious!"

Yang Meng laughed and said, "Xiao Peng, have you seen it? I am more shocking than you!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "You're right, you can't make sense with someone who has no brains!"

Qian Congcong and Eminem nodded together.

Nima and Xiao Peng can still be reasonable, but they really can't be reasonable with Yang Meng.

It was night when the plane landed in Anchorage, and Xiao Peng came to Alaska for the first time. Feeling curious everywhere.

This Alaska originally belonged to the bear country. At that time, the bear country army was defeated by the British and French forces in the Crimean army. The bear country was afraid that it would be snatched by the British, so it simply sold it to the Stars and Stripes for 7.2 million US dollars. It has become the largest enclave of the Star-Stripe Nation-approximately equal to one-fifth of China's territory.

This is definitely the most cost-effective deal in the Stars and Stripes.

It is silly to see Xiong Guo doing this now, but in that era, it was really a win-win business.

The bear country was defeated and the treasury was empty. At that time, the Russian army in Kamchatka was being scalped by the British and French forces, and the British strengthened the colony construction of the western provinces of the Maple Leaf Country. This Alaska became a chicken rib for Tsarist Russia-- ----I have not defended my territory, how can I have the energy to defend Alaska?

And the Star Stripe Nation did not have so much scruples. They were burned by the Maple Leaf Nation to the White House and their hatred has not yet been reported. The purchase of Alaska constitutes a siege of the Maple Leaf Nation.

Facts have proved that this is really a good deal. There are abundant reserves of zinc, lead, gold, silver, coal and billions of tons of oil! Not to mention the rich fishery resources! Except for the poor living conditions, there is really nothing wrong with this place!

It doesn’t matter if the living environment is bad — many people choose to live in the Star Stripes country, and then go to Alaska to make money in the summer when the permafrost thaws.

People like to use the term ‘the land is vast and sparsely populated’ when talking about Maple Leaf Country, because Maple Leaf Country has less than 40 million people on its 10 million square kilometers of territory, but what about Alaska? There are only 800,000 people on the territory of 1.7 million square kilometers! Except for those few towns, people can be excited for a long time when they see them outside!

Especially in the Inuit area in the northwest, it is not always possible to see a figure after driving for a few days.

But Anchorage is a very prosperous city. The place where Xiao Peng and his plane landed is the largest airport in Alaska called ‘Taylor Stevenson International Airport’, which is also the world’s third largest cargo airport.

After Xiao Peng and his plane landed at the airport, Xiao Peng and the others just got off the plane, and the scene before them made Xiao Peng, who could barely be regarded as a ‘well-informed’, also felt that he had opened his eyes.

That Inuit shaman "Wakuchi" led the Inuit people to hold a welcome ceremony for him here.

This is the first time for Xiao Peng to see Inuit singing and dancing. In his impression, the Inuit people are just a nation that continues to survive. Didn’t expect that they also have folk songs and dances?

Their folk songs and dances are quite interesting. A group of Inuit men hold a stick in their right hand and a leather drum made of seal skin in their left hand. Their leather drums are quite simple, they are surrounded by wood in a circle. , Covering the seal skin on it, and there is only one side, knocking on it'bang bang'.

The rhythm is also very simple. It’s just “bang, bang, bang, bang,” and then the men are responsible for singing. They sing in Inuktitut, so Xiao Peng can understand “ah, ah, ah, come” and so on. Modal particles.

The men were in the back row, singing drums while singing, while the Inuit girls in the front row were dancing traditional Inuit dances. Such things are very rare.

Many local people nearby were shooting with their mobile phones. Like Xiao Peng, they probably saw the traditional Inuit singing and dancing for the first time.

But Xiao Peng saw this scene before him, but he couldn't laugh at all. How could this scene before him look like a funeral?

ps: Don’t wait, that’s all for today, Lao Yang’s heart-shaped child Yang Chunbaixue was in the hospital and had a fever of 41 degrees at the highest fever. I hope the book friends will be considerate!

At the same time, I remind everyone that this season is the peak of childhood disease, and today the children in the hospital are full! Everyone takes care of their children!