Godly Fisherman

"Why don't you go in and dance with them? What are you doing here?" Sergey walked out of the train carriage and watched Xiao Peng squatting there in his coat, not knowing what he was doing?

Xiao Peng looked back and compared the big sausage in Bi's hand with a smile: "Feeding the dog. I don't know where the bunch of huskies came from."

"Huskies? Whose huskies are so big?" Sergey stretched out his head and was startled: "This is the ancestor of the huskies, the Siberian wolf!"

Xiao Peng broke a piece of sausage and threw it out: "It's no different from a dog."

Sergey shrugged: "You are Samuel, you have the final say." After that, he handed Xiao Peng a bottle of Stoli vodka. This is one of the most popular vodka brands in the entire bear country, especially the Stoly elite given to him by Sergey, which is highly sought after all over the world: "Warm up with a drink."

Xiao Peng raised the bottle and took a big mouthful: "Science has long proven that drinking can't warm up at all. It just makes people mentally numb and unresponsive."

Sergei took the bottle and took a sip: "For whatever reason, as long as there is bacon and vodka, the bear country will not perish!"

This is true. These two items are essential items in the life of Xiong Guoren, but he still has some doubts: "I thought that alcoholics are all poor people, but I didn't expect that you are drinking alcohol for all people regardless of male and female classes."

Sergei laughed and laughed: "It’s better now. In 12 years, the emperor raised the tax on all alcoholic beverages by 200%. Many people can’t afford alcohol anymore. Or you can see why there was a drink at the time. It was called Niubi in the Soviet era. In the hospitals of the Soviet era, in fact, there are now: every doctor in every hospital has a limit on alcohol. There used to be a national funeral for three consecutive years and death every year. A leader. As you Chinese people say, "Life is short, so enjoy!""

Xiong people love to drink, and they have a high tax on alcoholic beverages. What if many poor people cannot drink alcohol? All cheap perfumes, shampoos, shower gels and other products contain alcohol. They can be drunk to understand. In the winter of 2016, more than 70 people died from methanol poisoning with shower gels. In Moscow, at least 100 people get drunk and freeze to death in the streets every winter. After getting drunk, I went to the ground and went straight to heaven.

When the Soviet Union disintegrated, China’s "Lord Lord" sold a lot of fake liquor to the bear country. There were a large number of victims who drank to death, drank blind, and drank their brains. In China, the vast majority of people’s impression of China is still more fake and inferior. . . . . .

In fact, Xiong Country has always had a Prohibition Order, but when it came to Uncle Si, the Prohibition Order became useless. Who made Uncle Si drink too? After the Chernobyl nuclear power plant exploded, the bear country asked the people to go there for rescue, but no one went there. Later, as long as they went there, they could give 250 grams of vodka every day, and then people rushed to go. The Soviet officials are also fucking. So many people have to cut corners when they die. They promised 250 grams of vodka per person per day, but when they arrived, it became 200 grams.

And they are not only the poor who drink, but the rich also drink, just like when Uncle Ye stepped down and visited Huaxia, but they lost their temper because Moutai was not arranged at the wine table.

Gee, this is really no one.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "So a quarter of Xiong Country men will not live to be fifty-five years old."

Sergey said: "What are you thinking about?"

"Home." Xiao Peng said concisely: "I feel bored. I admire you very much, really! You said that although I live on the island, as long as I leave the island, I will go to the city. You have to build the city yourself here. ."

Sergey smiled bitterly: "There is no way, why did the emperor formulate a lot of laws and regulations to increase the population? People who have farsightedness in Xiong Country know the importance of increasing population to the country. I went to China a few times, and I really saw your population. I feel envious, but the population here is not improving because our living environment is too bad. Then we can only build towns according to our own ideas. It's like playing "Sim City", which is actually quite interesting."

Xiao Peng stretched out his thumb: "You have more courage than me, how much does it cost?"

"Huh?" Sergey shook his head as soon as he heard it, "I don't need much money. I can only say that I make less money. Almost all the companies here are my own. I build myself and make my own money." Generally speaking, it means that I give money to my left hand and make profit by myself. Let me make an analogy. Now a natural gas heating plant is being built here. The natural gas mine is my own, and the construction company is my own. The heating plant is my own. I use my own construction company to build the heating plant. The construction cost is lower than others. After the heating plant is built, I can apply for subsidies from the state, and the natural gas is provided by my own natural gas mine. Yes, you can apply for heating subsidies again. After applying for these two subsidies, I can feed three companies and make profits. God bless Xiong Guo, which gives us so much convenience."

Xiao Peng asked puzzledly: "Since it can be profitable, why don't others do it?"

Sergei smiled and said, "I have to ask? There are more troubles and less money! The management of a town is not that simple. We are far away from the emperor of Mount Gao, with our own system, and the population here is from all over the world. People who come here have their own living habits. Xiong people are also famous for being rebellious... Well, other people’s "fight festival" once a year, we here once a month. But there is also an advantage, that is, This is a long-term profitable project, um, it can still gain fame."

Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this. This Xiong Country’s ‘fight festival’ is their characteristic festival, which usually takes place in rural areas. On the first day of each spring, men from the villages and towns on both sides make an appointment to fight a group fight.

The first ones are young people who participate for the first time each year, and the ones behind are the veterans! With an order, the young people from both sides called out and rushed towards each other until the outcome was decided - to put it bluntly, it was a legal group fight.

Of course, this also needs to comply with strict regulations, such as no sneak attack from behind; no hiding things in the glove; after squatting down, it means "surrender", etc. If someone violates these regulations, they will be waiting for them. Unbearable consequences. After the fight, shook hands, exchanged ideas about the fight, and agreed to continue next year.

This ‘fight festival’ is also a good opportunity to resolve conflicts, but as Sergey said, once a month’s ‘fight festival’ shows that there are indeed many contradictions here.

"Actually, I thought about gun control and knife control here, but unfortunately I can't do it. There are wolves and bears here. Not everyone is afraid of them like you." Sergey said: "By the way, Mr. Xiao, you want I have prepared the things for you, don’t you go and see?"

Xiao Peng blinked after hearing this: "Why not? That thing is very important to me. It just so happens that I have gone through the customs declaration procedures when I go back this time. Please help me load it and ship it back. I should go back too."

"It's already installed." Sergey said.

"What? Xiao, are you going back?" Patriarch Kiri just came out to hear Xiao Peng's words.

Xiao Peng nodded: "That's right, the ship I ordered is about to be launched. I'm going to receive it."

Patriarch Kiri frowned slightly: "Why are you so anxious? The emperor is about to visit and return home, don't you meet with the emperor?"

Xiao Peng smiled and shook his head: "Patriarch Kiri, I'm a small businessman. It's not good to walk too far with big people, but it's not good to walk too close. Shouldn't it be necessary to master a degree? , You will complain if you are far away."

Sergey suddenly laughed when he heard Xiao Peng's words: "Mr. Xiao, you are so young, but you know better than me. I only wanted to understand this truth after I arrived in this poor country. You are much better than me."

Xiao Peng said to Patriarch Kiri: "Of course, I also regret not seeing the emperor, so I prepared a gift for the emperor, oh, Kiri, and yours."

Patriarch Kiri asked curiously: "What gift?"

Sergey said with a look of envy: "I know, I'm jealous when I look at me, and I'm willing to exchange gold mines for me."

Patriarch Kiri was even more curious now: "What the **** is it?"

Sergey smiled and said, "You can see it by yourself."

At this moment, the sound of cursing and smashing came from the train carriage. Xiao Peng just wanted to go in and have a look, but the inner door opened, and Pan Peiyu strolled out slowly.

"Old Pan, what's the situation?" Xiao Peng asked.

Pan Peiyu said with a relaxed look: "What else can happen? It's a fight? Isn't this too normal?"

"Fighting at the wedding? Did someone steal your wife?" Xiao Peng teased.

Pan Peiyu shrugged: "I don't understand what they are saying. Anyway, Damikeki fought with one of his colleagues, and then it became a melee between the two sides. Can you think of how troublesome this bear countryman would be after drinking? Men and women go into battle. , That's a lively!!!"

Xiao Peng nodded after hearing this, "Well, then you came out like this?"

"Otherwise? Help Damikeki to fight?" Pan Peiyu smiled bitterly: "I jumped and danced and started fighting. This is too awesome."

Sergey shrugged: "This is normal. At least half of the weddings here will happen like this."

Yila walked out at this time and took Pan Peiyu's arm. The little face was flushed with drink.

Xiao Peng said: "You should think about how to stop drinking for her first. How about our cargo declaration by the seaside?"

Pan Peiyu nodded and said, "Green light all the way."

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Okay, contact the ticket, we should also go back."

"Tickets? Where are Qian Congcong and the others?" Pan Peiyu asked puzzled.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "I don't know what the excitement is. Several people originally came here for a vacation, but now it's better. If you have to make some noise, I will introduce them to Kamchatka to investigate."

Pan Peiyu really wanted to roll his eyes. What irritated them? Don’t others know, don’t you know?