Godly Fisherman

It is said that men all over the world are equally annoying after being drunk. Boss Li has been talking about forming a team for Xiao Peng and making him the most famous e-sports player in the world. He also said that as long as Xiao Peng agrees, He can help Xiao Peng get a long-term visa for workers, and he will help Xiao Peng get a national green card for plastic surgery. . . . . . .

Xiao Peng just wanted to scold the street after hearing this. What kind of green card do I want for plastic surgery? Besides, do I still need you to play e-sports?

In the end, he rejected Boss Li's intentions, but he promised to play here for two more days before they finish their game.

Of course, the important reason Xiao Peng stayed was that Cui Huan invited him to Chonnam University. It is said that Chonnam University will hold a three-day celebration.

In the plastic surgery country, the celebration activities of those good universities are very lively, and popular idols will invite them to participate in the celebration activities, just like a concert.

People in plastic surgery countries love to lively. For example, they are also activities to comfort the army. China will send artists' art troupe to the country, while plastic surgery countries send women's groups to show condolences.

Because of the 518 movement, the plastic surgery country ranks among the top three public universities, and all universities rank in the top ten, so the celebration activities there should be quite lively.

However, Boss Li's drinking volume is obviously not as good as he said. This plastic surgery Chinese likes to drink, but the drinking volume is obviously not good. Anyway, he had achieved his goal, so he excused himself to go home early so that his wife would not worry about leaving first. He didn't forget to check out before he left. It cost about 800,000 won, which is less than 5,000 yuan.

To be honest, Xiao Peng really didn't think the money was expensive. After all, there were a total of eleven people on the scene: Cui Huan and the others, Xiao Peng two, and Boss Li brought three "little rabbits". Taking into account factors such as the prices of the two countries, it is equivalent to spending more than one thousand yuan for a meal in China for eleven people. It is not very expensive, right?

Boss Li left after paying the bill, but Xiao Peng always felt that he was not drunk, just afraid of paying. . . . . .

This plastic surgery Chinese doesn't need any dishes for drinking, but what about Xiao Peng and Wang Hu? Can eat and drink.

Huaxia people say "eat good and drink good" every day. That's not a slogan, right? The appetite of the two is not covered, nor is the amount of alcohol covered. Qianliyan is a fisherman who does physical work at sea. After getting off the boat, he can eat and drink vigorously. It is not an exaggeration to say that the empty wine bottles left over from Qianliyan's drinking over the years can be directly discharged from the Qianliyan bridge to Sidao. Town. . . . . . The amount of alcohol that Qianliyan picked up casually was amazing.

This is already empty bottles, but Xiao Peng and others should eat and drink like nothing else. Boss Li found out. If this goes on, another 500,000 won won’t be guaranteed, so he hastened to use it. Drunk as an excuse to retreat.

Xiao Peng didn't care, he should still eat and drink. . . . . .

However, Xiao Peng still feels unhappy when he continues to eat.

There is no other reason. This plastic surgery country is the opposite of China, where the poor are arrogant and the rich are generally humble.

Just like Boss Li, although he was a little slick, he spoke very politely to Xiao Peng, but some of Cui Huan's classmates made Xiao Peng very entangled.

For example, there was a guy who looked very polite and helped Xiao Peng bake a slice of sweet potatoes. Xiao Peng originally thought that this man of plastic surgery really understood etiquette, but his next sentence made Xiao Peng entangled: "Can you also eat roasted sweet potatoes in China?"

Xiao Peng looked dumbfounded when he heard it. He thought he had heard it wrong, but the guy's English was pretty good, and he was sure he had heard it right. He looked at Cui Huan silently, what does this Nima mean? Discrimination?

Cui Huan explained with a smile: "Most of the wealthy people in plastic surgery countries use the annual long vacation to travel abroad, so they know what's going on outside, so they are humble and low-key, and quite a few people still know China in the 1950s. The reports about China in the news reports here are generally about special natural disasters, destitute counties, etc. They make these into news to make people in plastic surgery countries feel how rich they are, even if there are plastic surgery people who travel to China, they will feel themselves. The place I went to was one of the very few places that Huaxia had ever had. They thought Huaxia people were very poor, dirty, and pitiful. Besides, didn’t we Huaxia people also promote it like this? I told them that Huaxia is not what they imagined. But they don’t believe it, so I’ll confirm with you."

Xiao Peng was happy to hear it. Let’s take a look at the movies that China has participated in the international competitions: "Going to School with Dad on Your Back", "No One Can Be Less", "The Mountain, the Man and the Dog." . . . . . If you are a foreigner, you will think that life in China is like this!

The guy saw Xiao Peng and Cui Huan speaking in Chinese. He thought that Cui Huan was confessing to Xiao Peng, and then asked Xiao Peng an inexplicable question: "Look at how you drink and eat meat here. Isn't it because you can't eat it at home? You must eat more."

Xiao Peng couldn't help it anymore and laughed loudly.

Wang Hu couldn't stand it anymore. He took out the phone from his pocket, opened the album inside and handed it over, motioning them to read it for themselves. Explanation? Explain a fart. Just show them the pictures of drinking together in Qianliyan.

When they looked at the pictures taken by a group of people in Qianliyan happily hooking their shoulders and backs, their focus was first on the table: the meaty vegetables on that table are not decorations.

"Is this a photo of you during the festival?" someone asked.

Wang Hu shrugged: "Our dinner is like this every day."

After listening to Wang Hu's words, they were skeptical and obviously did not believe Wang Hu's words.

Cui Huan smiled bitterly: "Brother Wang, don't explain to them. These people are dead heads. You don't know the people who have plastic surgery. The people here have a strong collective mindset, and they follow the crowd and become a song or a TV show. After the fire, the song and movie star posters can be heard everywhere in the country. The hairstyles of young people and the cabinets of clothing stores have also changed with the style of the protagonist in the TV series. The Korean fashion trend is "follow the mainstream". You are careful. You can see that the styles of all streets are the same. Anyway, the ones with a high rate of appearance on TV are the most beautiful for the time being. You want to change these dead-headed views. I haven't done it for two years since I came to study abroad."

However, after the "Little Bunny" that hit Xiao Peng's arms said a few words to them and showed them with his mobile phone, everyone's expressions changed when they looked at Xiao Peng. Then directly changed the subject.

Xiao Peng wondered what happened, and Cui Huan's expression was a bit strange.

"What's the matter with them?" Xiao Peng asked Cui Huan.

Cui Huan smiled bitterly: "Brother Xiao, no wonder you don't want to be an e-sports player. It turns out that your family background is very good!"

Xiao Peng blinked: "Why do you say that?"

Cui Huan said: "Ms. Jin Hyo-ji... Uh, that's the'little bunny' you said that bumped into you. She wanted to buy a piece of clothing that you wore to compensate you. The result was checked online and it was worth millions of won. , The price frightened her, so I dare not mention it now. Fortunately, you said you don’t need her to compensate, otherwise she won’t be able to make it through this month. After she told my classmates the price of the clothes, she wouldn’t be bothered. It’s the same all over the world when it comes to the subconsciously low three points of the rich."

Xiao Peng laughed loudly after hearing this: "Isn't it just a piece of clothing, so what do you do so seriously? Plastic surgery Chinese people pay so much attention to appearance, this clothing is not very precious to them, right? I see people on the street wear famous brands everywhere. , I heard that some people go to Seoul to buy clothes for clothes?"

Cui Huan nodded: "There are people like this, but instead of going to Myeongdong, that's where tourists go. They prefer to go shopping for clothes in Dongdaemun. However, in the past two years, there have been more Chinese people visiting, and it is not easy to go shopping. But buying brand-name clothes here is indeed a lot cheaper than in China, but no one buys you like yours—at least they don’t think it looks good. You will understand when you come to our university, those girls wear similar clothes and make-up. It’s also very similar. It’s said that women from the country of plastic surgery are carved out of a mold. In fact, it has nothing to do with plastic surgery, it has a lot to do with makeup!"

Speaking of plastic surgery Xiao Peng came interested: "Cui Huan, is it really all plastic surgery here?"

Cui Huan explained: "What do you say about this matter? In the eyes of people here, it doesn’t count as plastic surgery, such as padded nose, double eyelid, spot removal, mole removal, and injections. Eyelids and high nose bridges are actually treated. They have a high degree of acceptance in this aspect. Ninety percent of women in plastic surgery countries have single eyelids, but how many can you see outside? It is like an'mature ceremony' for them After graduating from high school, I started to cut double eyelids one after another. I still have a single eyelid when I have a child, and I can cut it when I grow up. And there is one out of ten women who have undergone major surgery such as bone reduction and facial liposuction. It’s not that I don’t want to do the rest. The key is that I don’t have that much money."

Xiao Peng understood Cui Huan's explanation, and everyone continued to drink. But he was still a little worried, and asked Cui Huan, "Your classmates are all college students, so it's okay to drink like this?"

Cui Huan laughed after hearing this: "This Korean university organizes MT every year, just to go out for travel. In fact, it is just to find a hotel and the professor leads the students to drink together until the end is drunk. They all have experience. worry!"

After listening to Cui Huan's words, Xiao Peng felt relieved, anyway, he didn't have the habit of drinking, so he can drink as much as he can!

In fact, Cui Huan’s drinking volume was good. The other four were drunk early and went to sleep directly. The three "little bunny rabbits" left behind were really good. Like Huaxia, they were drinking The woman at the table who is willing to hold a glass of wine should not be underestimated. A few of them had a good time.

As everyone knows, in the e-sports circle at this time, a video about the LOL game has caused a sensation, and countless professional players including coaches are paying attention to this video.

Of course, many people's first sentence after reading it is the same: "This special is a script..."