Godly Fisherman

If there is a better place in the country for plastic surgery than China, the ‘PC room’ is one of them, that is, Internet cafes.

The Internet cafe Xiao Peng and the others went to, the lobby price was changed to RMB six per hour, which is 1,000 won, and the night package was almost thirty-five yuan, which sounded a bit expensive, but the computer configuration here is really lacking. All games are played smoothly!

You can order food directly on the Internet. All kinds of foods only need to be clicked on the screen, and there will be beautiful and beautiful "bunny girls" delivered ------the world is engaged in the beauty economy, this point goes everywhere same.

Can Xiao Peng play in the lobby? Of course not! Must go to the private room.

In fact, the most important reason is that smoking is not allowed at all except billiards in the plastic surgery room. Coffee shops, restaurants and Internet cafes have smoking areas, and only private rooms can smoke here. Otherwise, go to the door to squat. Spitting while smoking (it is very common here, almost every restaurant or restaurant has such people) so the two people have no choice but to go to the private room. They can smoke here, but they have to change slippers. It's really troublesome. I feel that slippers are sold everywhere in the plastic surgery country, and I have to change slippers when I enter the office or library.

Wearing slippers to work is really amazing.

Xiao Peng went to the Internet cafe and used to play a round of LOL, only to find a problem. This is a plastic surgery country server. He does not have an account. To register an account, he needs to have a plastic surgery country ID card. Where did he steal it? What else to play? PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? He really doesn’t know how to play this stuff. He doesn’t know the meaning of gun pressure and ballistics. He can find the enemy for the first time every time, but after firing a shot, he finds that it is a “stroke of the human body”. The bullet missed the person. No matter how fast he reacts, he can't play. . . . . . "Overwatch Heroes"? This game is quite popular in plastic surgery countries, but the style of painting is not what Xiao Peng likes. Xiao Peng likes FIFA4, StarCraft, MapleStory, and Raid doesn't like to play, he really doesn't know what to play.

He tilted his head to look at Wang Hu, and was speechless for an instant.

Wang Hu was watching some "late night programs" from the plastic surgery country there. Although he couldn't understand what he said, he was watching it with gusto.

It is said that the Japanese country uses 1.5 of the world’s population to produce 90% of the world’s love action movies. In fact, the plastic surgery country’s **** industry is also very developed. According to statistics, among men in their 20s who have undergone plastic surgery, one-fifth of men go to prostitutes at least four times a month. The GDP created by the **** industry and the GDP created by agriculture are almost equal, and they are increasing every year. in.

In fact, before the Seoul Olympics, the **** industry has always existed legally in cosmetic countries. In order to host the Olympics, they announced the banning of the **** industry, but today, the **** industry in cosmetic countries has become more and more developed. TV programs are also explicit, such as midnight programs such as "NOMORESHOW". These are relatively ‘introverted’, at most dew points, ‘a bit dirty’, and there are even special **** channels.

Everyone knows that there are many women's groups in plastic surgery countries and many trainees. In order to be famous, all kinds of unscrupulous methods are used. Nowadays, dance moves such as hip-twist-butt can not appear on plastic surgery country TV, but there is no problem on the Internet. So there really are performances in the MV of those girl groups that are naked and live. . . . . .

Fortunately, Wang Hu was looking at the former, otherwise he would not dare to stay in this room.

Xiao Peng felt bored. He turned the mouse over the food list here to find something to eat, but he was speechless again. There were a lot of things to eat, including more than 30 kinds of instant noodles. . . . . .

The favorite of these plastic surgery people is not plastic surgery, but instant noodles!

Some people from Huaxia have done this before. To be precise, the people from Baodao were introduced into China. That is the legendary "Instant Noodle Canteen"!

It was called a fire back then. The initial fee for the brand is small 100,000 yuan. It sells instant noodles from all over the world. A pack of instant noodles is fifteen yuan, plus more than ten yuan for mushrooms and vegetables. Anyway, to put it plainly, it’s thirty yuan. To eat instant noodles, go there once is a fresh picture, and go twice is a lot of money.

At the beginning, this store was called a hot one, and there were online publicity everywhere. Everyone knows that this is the strategy of other brand owners. They invest money in fame, and the franchise fee is collected to make money and leave. It has only been a few days, and the ‘instant noodle cafeteria’ have all been cold, and investors have no choice but to scold the street every day.

It is said that this thing is really too common in China now. It is so impetuous now that everyone wants to make money and wants to be crazy. Some people believe that the idea of ​​only selling instant noodles is ‘to the extreme’?

It's really too simple to hype a thing in China now. How many internet celebrity foods rise and fall? What kind of dirty bags, hi tea, instant noodles canteens, etc., if you find out carefully, these so-called "net celebrity food" routines are exactly the same: first, in an accidental event, it was suddenly passed by a large number of celebrities. Pictures, videos or text shared on their personal accounts, the evaluation is exactly the same as "delicious", "delicious", "no regrets". . . . . . After all, people collect the money, can you not say good things? There are also all kinds of photos lining up to buy, well, they are all hired to line up. This can be regarded as an initial investment.

Then the sales addresses of these Internet celebrity foods will also appear on users’ public comments, Weibo, and various APPs. Numerous social media began to bombard them, which aroused the interest of consumers. "Is this stuff delicious? good to eat"?

And when the bloggers that the user follows are eating; the beauty anchors they get are eating again; even the little Internet celebrities they like are also eating. At this time, I finally couldn't restrain my curiosity, and I went to taste it, even if I regret it after eating it, this thing is unpalatable! But at that time, I couldn't control myself, and sent a circle of friends to prove that I have also been to eat.

Then more and more people were deceived. The people who spent money to create this kind of online celebrity food marketing have already cut investors' leek through the initial fee and made a fortune!

In China, all kinds of ‘joining’ are endless, but it’s no exaggeration to say: ten joining, nine and a half scams!

This is not an exaggeration. If you want to apply for “joining” to earn the franchise fee, you need to go to the Ministry of Commerce to register for “Franchise”. Currently, there are less than 5,000 enterprises registered with the Ministry of Commerce for “Franchise”. There are nearly 90,000 merchants on the market under the pretext of franchise franchising! This does not include those that have not been caught!

But even so, there are still countless people jumping into the ‘join’ fire pit. Why? To put it bluntly, I'm thinking of money and crazy!

Xiao Peng didn't even have the idea of ​​eating instant noodles, so he ordered some fried chicken and ordered four more bottles of beer. He was going to try the taste of this beer with fried chicken.

But what Xiao Peng was playing was really uncountable. He could only open the movies inside and watch Hollywood blockbusters. Fortunately, he passed the English level, so there was no need to read the subtitles.

After waiting a few minutes, he heard a knock on the door. Xiao Peng knew that it was a bunny girl. He turned around and opened the door and heard a scream, and then beer bottles, fried chicken, and a dark shadow were all coming together. Xiao Pengfei is here!

"Fuck!" Xiao Peng scolded an swear word! His reaction was fast enough. He stretched out both hands at the same time, grabbing two bottles of beer that flew out in one hand, but the fried chicken and the black shadow were really helpless, and he had to use his body to carry it.

By the way, Xiao Peng didn't suffer even when he arrived. A ‘bunny girl’ wearing high heels and black stockings threw on him, um, fragrant, with a big chest.

This is quite normal. People who have plastic surgery are very westernized countries. They all want to become yellow-haired and white-skinned: they believe in Christianity, all people spray perfume (there are automatic fragrance sprayers in better bathrooms), If you don’t drink coffee, you’ll die star people, eat cheese, and there are not as many local restaurants than foreign restaurants. . . . . . Anyway, it is to follow the Western hobby.

If it hadn’t been for some fried chicken to hit Xiao Peng’s face, the situation would be more ambiguous? The poor fried chicken legs and spicy chicken feet smell good.

After holding the girl, Xiao Peng looked again, and there was a man in a baseball uniform lying on the floor at the door. This should be a college student. Most of the uniforms of NUS students are baseball uniforms, with the name of the school written on the back. Although Xiao Peng doesn’t understand Korean, he doesn’t know which school it came from. Concentrated in big cities, there are basically no people in small local cities. Just like their recommended new capital, Sejong City is simply a deserted city. Mokpo City is similar, but there are really many schools here.

It should be the guy on the ground that hit this ‘little bunny’ and then hit himself again.

"Little Tutu" looked at the oil flower and hot sauce on Xiao Peng's clothes with horror, and bowed desperately to apologize to Xiao Peng. Xiao Peng couldn't understand what she was talking about either, but the two white flowers on his chest were dazzling.

"Boss, watch the game in a civilized way!" Wang Hu said jokingly.

Xiao Peng gave him a white look and handed him the beer. At this time, the baseball uniform that hit the girl also got up from the ground. He didn't expect that not only did he not apologize to the little bunny, but he didn’t know what he said. Anyway, it’s not a good thing, only to see the little bunny again. Started to bow and apologize to him.

Well, this is also normal. The service industry of cosmetic surgery countries is almost 100% tolerant of customers. There is no compensation for smashing dishes and chopsticks in places where you eat and drink. Guests make various unreasonable requests and cannot be blamed. It is normal to spit in cups and ashtrays, and all kinds of loud noises and even openness in the hotel You don't have to pay a price to molest the waitress, this would have been beaten to death in China!

But Xiao Peng is not willing to look at that man anymore, who is used to your problems?

The baseball uniform was still there, pointing at the girl and yelling, Xiao Peng closed the door abruptly, only to hear a scream, the guy fell on the ground again.