Godly Fisherman

When Xiao Peng arrived in Sidao Town, he saw a few people coming by right after he got off the helicopter. Zhu Yilin and Li Liguang were walking in front. Just like Zhu Yilin said, Li Liguang made a request to salvage the sunken ship of his country.

As a helpful international friend, Xiao Peng happily agreed to their request. Do you want to salvage? The premise is to find where the sunken ship is!

Besides, after all, this is an appeal between countries, and it is difficult for him to refuse. It is reasonable for people to sink the ship and want to fish. But after all, the location of the shipwreck is unknown, so first send a ship to explore the location of the shipwreck.

Xiao Peng didn't care about this at all, come look for it! I don't believe you can find it!

The Titanic sank at a depth of 3,000 meters at the time. It took several years to find the coordinates of the sunken ship. Do you want to find the boat in the Qianliyan Trench? Even if they tell them that the shipwreck is in the Qianliyan Trench, they will have to look for a few years!

Moreover, Xiao Peng and his shipwreck were located at the easternmost end of the fishing ground, and they couldn't find the Qianliyan Trench in the middle of the fishing ground no matter how to find them! This in itself is useless, you can find it slowly! He continued to make his own spirit gathering array with peace of mind.

By the time he finished this huge gathering formation, it was already a few months later. But he was not in a hurry to put in the spirit gathering formation, it was because Qianliyan was about to have a big event: Georgina was going to have a baby!

However, Georgina and Yang Meng are arguing every day about how to give birth.

Yang Meng hopes Georgina will go to the hospital to have a baby, but Georgina is more fashionable and wants to choose ‘water delivery’. He even contacted Bloomberg and invited all the best obstetricians and gynecologists in the Star Striped Country. The child is about to be born, and the two are still chattering about it. Bloomberg even called Xiao Peng for this, but his opinion was the same as Yang Meng, not suggesting that the child choose to give birth in water, and he wanted Xiao Peng to help persuade Georgina.

The so-called ‘water delivery’ is simpler: the mother gives birth in the water, the baby is born completely in the water, and the baby is lifted out of the water immediately after birth, and the mother will also get out of the water before the placenta is delivered.

Many Chinese people know that this way of giving birth is because of the movie "Beijing Meets Seattle", in which Haiqing is about giving birth in the water. Therefore, many Chinese people have learned about the childbirth method of childbirth in water, and think it is a very advanced method of production. However, most of them overlooked a problem, that is, this is a movie made by Huaxia people, but the filmmakers think that giving birth in the water of Stars and Stripes is quite common.

In fact, few people in the Stars and Stripes use the method of childbirth in water. It's not universal at all.

In ancient times, places like China, Egypt, Japan, Greece, and other places had records of childbirth in water. In the contemporary era, water childbirth was proposed by a former Soviet expert in the 1970s. In the 1980s, it spread to Europe, and there were some birthing centers that provided underwater birthing equipment. It is only more than 30 years old.

It has been more than 30 years since the appearance of test tube babies, but now it is blooming all over the world, and the inventor has also won the Nobel Prize. It has been more than 30 years for childbirth in water, but it has not been promoted because in fact, childbirth in water has not gained enough trust from doctors. It can be said that if it is not for the strong request of the parturient, no doctor will actively recommend the parturient to give birth in water.

At present, the world’s most support for childbirth in water is the United Kingdom. Since 1993, the method of childbirth in water has been officially recognized in the United Kingdom. It was only in 2006 that the Royal Society of Obstetricians and Gynecologists issued a statement saying that there are no complications during pregnancy. Healthy pregnant women can choose to give birth in water. The premise is very clear-‘there are no complications during pregnancy’. The UK is also the country that chooses to give birth most in water. How many? It's almost 1%. . . . . . .

As for the attitude of the Stars and Stripes, the attitude is quite the opposite: the Stars and Stripes Society of Pediatrics issued a statement in 2005: it does not support the approval of underwater childbirth. At present, there are about 100 childbirth centers in the whole Star-Tangled Country that provide water childbirth services, and they use very few.

All this shows: the movie is untrustworthy!

The reason why childbirth in water is not popular is simply two points: what are the benefits of childbirth in water? A lot of them are the ingredients of lust, and the risk of childbirth in water? It is much underestimated.

Regarding the advantages of water delivery, the supporters say this: it can improve the maternal cardiovascular system, increase venous return, reduce edema, relieve pain during childbirth, reduce lower body lacerations, and make the fetus change from the intrauterine to the extrauterine environment. tender.

It sounds like a lot of benefits, but. . . . . . Ahem, none of them can be proven to be true and effective! So far, there is no top authoritative literature paper in the world that can actually prove the benefits of childbirth in water.

Regarding the risks of childbirth in water, there are more: for example, childbirth in water may increase the risk of infection of newborns and mothers; may affect the ability of newborns to regulate their body temperature; may increase the risk of rupture of the umbilical cord, resulting in newborn drowning or even death Case. And according to the data, 12% of newborns born in water are admitted to the intensive care unit.

Some people will say that there is a kind of "diving reflex" in newborns, which means that newborns born in the water cannot breathe and swallow, so they will not be choked. Is it in the amniotic fluid?

But in fact, a considerable part of the children's diving reflexes are covered after birth, and the danger comes.

That is to say, because of the potential risks and benefits of childbirth in water that have not been fully proven, Star Stripe Country does not support childbirth in water at all. It can only be regarded as a gimmick used by the maternity hospital of the delivery center to deceive pregnant women.

To put it bluntly, for the current stage, water childbirth is not a tall way of childbirth at all. It is just an experiment that has not been fully tried. Now all women who give birth in water can only be regarded as ‘white mice’.

Of course, we must thank these women who gave birth in water. They provided a variety of clinical data. These data must be useful to those who study water birth in the future, regardless of whether it is feasible or not. Rely on these mothers to prove it. Therefore, the mothers who try to give birth in water at this stage are all good, and they have provided indelible contributions to the development of human obstetrics. . . . . .

But others can be guinea pigs, how can one's own children be guinea pigs? Bloomberg asked Xiao Peng for help to solve this problem.

After all, the way he gets along with his daughter is a friend's way. He must respect his daughter's choice, but he said that he was not worried that it was fake, so he asked Xiao Peng to help her to dispel this idea.

After all, this was Yang Meng's child, and Xiao Peng didn't want to have any problems with the child, so after a long conversation with Georgina, Georgina finally gave up her thoughts.

In order to dispel this idea, Xiao Peng also worked hard ------ Georgina has always liked the Mayan golden solar calendar plate that Xiao Peng brought back, and asked Xiao Peng to give her his solar calendar plate. Impossible, Xiao Peng simply made a smaller one out of gold, more than 20 centimeters in diameter and three kilograms of gold.

Xiao Peng didn't feel distressed either, it was treated as a gift for the birth of a child!

But Georgina herself was so rejected after thinking about the childbirth in the water for a long time. She was also unhappy. After seeing the copy of the solar calendar that Xiao Peng sent her, she made a condition: first she must give birth at home, and then she must The traditional delivery method of the Maya is adopted.

It is not difficult to give birth at home. The best obstetrics and gynecology staff in Star-Tangled Country stay on the island for 24 hours, and all the equipment is shipped. A room is specially prepared as a delivery room. Georgina planned to be at home. Birth-but this Maya's traditional delivery method made Yang Meng dumbfounded.

"Xiao Peng, what is the Maya's traditional delivery method?" Yang Meng chased Xiao Peng every day to ask this question.

Xiao Peng knew it, but he couldn't answer this. He was afraid to scare Yang Meng away, so he told him: "It's basically when Georgina gave birth to go with you. It looked a little **** at that time. Are you scared?"

Yang Meng laughed loudly and said, "So that's the way it is. What should I do, isn't it just to go in and have a baby? This is nothing unusual."

Nowadays, there are more and more cases for husbands to accompany childbirth. Many hospitals have launched accompany childbirth services. This is not uncommon.

Xiao Peng thought for a while and added: "It seems to be going in naked."

Yang Meng was stunned after hearing this: "What the hell? You want to be naked?"

The eight medical staff that Bloomberg found were all women. The older ones were in their early fifties, and the young nurses were in their thirties. Isn't that all of them to be seen?

Xiao Peng nodded: "Yeah! Both of you will go in naked. According to the saying there, this is "return to nature". Of course, I think it has something to do with the lack of fabric in that era. Why, you are not scared anymore. Right?"

Speaking of which, the Mayans are a very strange people. They have very advanced astronomical calendars, but they have very low production capacity. They do not know how to extract metal, they have a lot of gold ornaments, but they forbid people to use metal products, only pottery and stoneware; and there is no culture of using wheels, so far no evidence of Maya production of wheels and other metals have been unearthed. Evidence of the product. Just like the Mayan antiques brought back by Xiao Peng, except for gold jewelry, they are sculptures. And their other productivity is also very low, the clothes are mostly animal skins and leaves. Therefore, according to their tradition, there is no big problem in giving birth to a child.

Yang Meng looked triumphant after hearing this: "As for my size, I'm afraid of a fart. I'm afraid those women will be attracted to me after seeing my body, and they won't seriously help Georgina have a baby. Not just such a small child. Do you want it? Satisfy her."

After Xiao Peng heard this, all that was left was a smirk, which is what you said.