Godly Fisherman

"Ligger, is it good news or bad news?" Warvin was a little nervous and didn't open the folder directly.

Xiao Peng laughed: "Okay, let's see how timid you are now, why don't you be like this when you sleep in girls?"

Wowen sighed after hearing this: "Ligger, don't laugh at me, I'm really scared now..... Liger, if the child is really me, would you do me a favor?"

Xiao Peng stunned: "What do you want me to do for you again? I really can't do murder and arson."

"Ligger, if the child is really me, I will apply for bankruptcy protection after retiring. At that time, I can transfer all the properties under my name to your name and help me keep it?" Wowen said astonishingly. .

Xiao Peng looked at him: "Are you stupid?"

Warvin shook his head: "No! I'm calmer than ever! I just don't want to be scammed by that woman! I'm bankrupt, I won't let people fall on it, right?"

Xiao Peng shook his head and said: "You are indeed stupid! You go to the bathroom to pee and look in the mirror, who are you? Warren, NBA star, even if you retire and declare bankruptcy, your business endorsement activity basketball training school Can’t you make money in minutes? A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, and you will see the flesh and blood if you make a little money. You can use your brain in the future and stop doing such things!"

Wowen sighed, looking at the folder in his hand, feeling increasingly nervous.

Xiao Peng laughed: "Okay, don't be nervous. The DNA results show that you are not that attractive. When the woman is with you, I don't know how many people are still fooling around. What else's she is with you? It’s impossible to be with others when you’re at a time.’ Who do you think you are."

After listening to this, Wowen was taken aback, and then he cheered ‘Wow’ and danced excitedly there.

"Are you a little prosperous?" Xiao Peng looked at Wowen with disgust.

Warvin's eyes widened: "Ligger, what do you know, I paid more than 50 million yuan four years ago! It's equivalent to the money I made from playing NBA before! Now my income is higher. The money I have to pay is even more. Feelings I have played since I was a child, and entered the NBA to make money for them?"

Xiao Peng said cheerfully: "When you find a wife to stabilize, you won't think so. At that time, you can have children as you want. Doesn't your country particularly encourage having children? Come on!"

After listening to this, Wowen sighed: "Don't mention children, now I'm afraid of having children. It's better for your country to control the number of children!"

Xiao Peng lowered his face after hearing this: "Wowen, you owe a beating, right? Which pot shouldn't be opened?"

China's family planning policy has been criticized in Western countries. In their eyes, this is a manifestation of China's disrespect for human rights-do you have the freedom to have children? Even if the second child is now open, many people are still gesticulating. Many Chinese people seek asylum in the Stars and Stripes countries on the grounds of "want to have children and suffer persecution" to achieve the purpose of immigrating to the Stars and Stripes.

Does Huaxia not implement family planning? If family planning weren't really implemented, I'm afraid it would have exceeded 2 billion people long ago! However, this unplanned family planning is also a big problem after the implementation. In 1982, it was said that "family planning is our country's basic national policy unchanged for 50 years". After 35 years, the second child will be directly opened. . . . . .

It's not okay if you don't open it up. The declining birth rate of newborns, the serious aging of the population, and the shrinking labor force all make the country have to open up the second child. This is the failure of Chengye Family Planning and family planning. Of course, when the family planning policy was formulated at the time, I did not expect this to be understood. After all, Ma Yinchu, who first proposed the family planning policy, married two wives himself. Seven children were born. . . . . .

However, even with the liberalization of the second-child policy, the Western world is still criticized by the Western world all day long, saying that there is no right to reproduce. So when I heard "Controlling the number of children" from Wowen, the first thing Xiao Peng thought of was that this guy owed a beating!

Those who say this still don’t understand China’s national conditions, and it’s not okay if you don’t control it. At the time of the founding of the People’s Republic of China, who was not a half football team? Huaxia people can really give birth!

But Wowen was there like a stupid, holding a DNA test of his life-defying pro: "Ligger, I love you so much! Liger, how do you know this will be the result?"

Xiao Peng shrugged and said: "I don't know, but when you mentioned "Mo Ruixiu", I suddenly thought of the story of a woman inside."

Warvin asked, "Which one?"

Xiao Peng said: "There was a woman who took nine men to the "Morui Show" within a few years, but none of the nine people were the fathers of her two children. But once, she took the tenth man. Went to the show. But this time it was to prove that her child has nothing to do with this man!"

"It's irrelevant? Why is this?" Wowen asked puzzled.

"Because the men she brought in the first nine times were all richer men than her, and the man who brought her for the tenth time was a poor man who ate her and lived in her house. She wanted to drive him away! I’m just thinking, you’re not handsome with such a virtue. Will this woman shoot and hunt other men when she’s with you? After all, a woman’s ovulation period is only those few days, or she wants to get pregnant. You have to sow more seeds. It’s not like you can be hit by a single shot. She may be more than you X partner? If she hooks up with your teammate, will she have sex? So I will do it for you The last attempt, of course, I can only do so much. If it's yours, I can't do anything. At that time, you should pay or you should pay, or you will kill them yourself." Xiao Peng said indifferently. Said.

Warvin was excited: "It's great, great! Haha, I can go back now! I have a bottom now, I am not afraid of anything! Liger! You are my angel!" Holding Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng pushed him aside with a look of disgust: "Don't disgust me! Even if you are on "Morui Show", this is the DNA result."

Wowen shook his head: "Ligger, this is different, I am a star! Can I follow her on the **** "Morry Show"? If it really is, my career and my commercial endorsement will be all over! We I can only solve the matter privately in advance, and give her the money that satisfies her to shut her up! She took a fancy to this point and proposed to be on that **** show. I also came out to you when there was no other way. If you take refuge, don’t you see that I didn’t bring any assistant bodyguards?"

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Okay, stop blowing, don't you think anyone knows you are here? Your incidents on Hong Kong Island have been posted on the Internet for a long time. How many people have taken photos of you working out in the gym. Photos? You don’t know how the team and the agent will punish you when you go back."

Wowen smiled and said, "Master, don’t worry. Since the last time I was injured and sentenced to death by the team doctor, the team doctors didn’t care about me. I said I was injured, and only you can treat me. , None of them can say anything, it's just a few games less wages. They can only feel happy seeing me resume exercise now. Now I can go back with confidence!"

Xiao Peng asked, "What do you plan to do after you go back?"

Wowen proudly said: "Of course I ignored her. If she really dares to drag me to that bad show, I will take her to court before speaking. This is ruining my reputation! It affects my endorsement, so I don’t need to sue her. They, Nike will take her to court. My shoe sales have always been good. If this affects sales, Nike will not give up."

Xiao Peng looked at Wowen proudly, and snorted coldly: "You are almost done! Isn't this all you made out of your own foolishness? It's just that you look like this stupid, it's not a picture of your money You play? It’s because there are so many stupid women like you! Are you so embarrassed to blame others? Let me just say that, this time fortune telling, but you can't be so lucky every time!"

"I know I know, Liger, don't worry, I will never mess around again in the future!" Wowen said vowedly.

After hearing this, Xiao Peng took out a small box from his pocket and took out a silver needle from it: "I know an acupuncture point, after giving you a needle, you will never worry about this problem anymore!"

"Really?" Warvin was excited.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Of course it's true. At that time, you just want to be hard and can't be hard."

Warvin's expression froze with excitement, and he was silent for a while and said, "That... Liger, let this matter go! I will use three sets every time I use them, and I will flush the toilets directly after I use them up. in!"

"Dog can't change eating shit!" Xiao Peng took the Silver Needle back into the box: "Okay, get out of here. I still feel more comfortable without you bothering me here. What a mess!"

Warvin nodded and said, "I'll book a flight in a while, but I still have something to do before I book a flight."

"What else are you doing?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Wowen smiled and said, "Give my elder niece an investment! How can I support her if she wants to start a business, right? I saved tens of millions this time, and it's okay to invest a few million dollars in her. Yes. It's decided, just five million!"

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Sick? Are you not throwing money away? Just these few people are purely children fooling around. Can they earn money back every month?"

Warvin waved his hand and said: "Ligger, I'm going to say you are wrong. This money is not a big deal for you to me. It is rare for children to have something they want to do, so let them do it happily. Don't If you don’t talk about it, I’ll fix my leg at you back then. The five million dollars is not much at all. They throw it away. Besides, what if my investment will return?

Xiao Peng was delighted after hearing this: "Wowen, listen to my words, in this life you don't want to invest anymore. Your investment vision is ------ blind!"