Godly Fisherman

In Xiao Peng's eyes, "Morry Show" (also called Morris Show, English MAURYSHOW) is definitely the best TV show in Stars and Stripes.

To put it simply, the content of this program is two words: recognize father.

There are a lot of single mothers in Xingtiao Country. It’s no secret that many single mothers have a hard life. At this time, they need to find the father of the child to bear the responsibility.

In the early years, the father of the child could not admit the account, but now there is a way-DNA verification.

However, it costs money to test DNA. Those single mothers are already struggling, so how can they have money to test DNA? So "Mo Ruixiu" was born: I will help you pay for DNA testing and find fathers for your children, and there will be a chance to get a reward of one thousand dollars. Some men will go to the show to test their DNA if they suspect that the child is not his own. Of course, this must be true, not arranging extras. Everyone must sign legal documents and assume legal responsibility.

Then this resulted in the birth of the most exciting reality show in history: all the women who appeared on the show would vowed to say that the child must be a man, crying about their love with the man and then being abandoned, the two sides began a wonderful debate (ma) theory ( zhan), there are bodyguards on the court to prevent both sides from fighting. When the scolding was almost done on both sides, the host Murray finally took out a document containing the DNA verification results.

The show was so exciting that there were all kinds of guests.

For example, the guns and birds: some women bring a man to test DNA, and after a long time of scolding, the DNA verification results are not true? It doesn't matter, is it wrong to drag a man over in a few days? Drag another one! A woman dragged nine men back and forth to the site for DNA testing, but none of them were the father of the child. . . . . .

There are two other couples who are both white, and they gave birth to two blacks. There are also those who dragged a 13-year-old boy to test his DNA, saying that he is the father of his own child. There are also men who have three children and suspect that the youngest is not his , After a test, none of the three were born to him; another woman brought two men and said that they were pregnant after the three had **** together, but after a test, neither of the two men was born; and the ex-boyfriend He and her current boyfriend rob a woman, saying that her child is her own, and it has nothing to do with both of them. There is also a pair of fraternal twins, but the two children are not the same father; and several women take turns to drag A man went to check, and the last few women had his children. . . . . . .

Only after watching that show did I know what it means to destroy the Three Views.

The most exciting thing about this show is when the host Mori said: "You are the father of the child" or "You are not the father of the child", it is really a happy family. Definitely an extremely toxic watching addictive show.

But to watch other people's lively activities in this show, it depends on the show that his friends are on, ahem, Xiao Peng is considering whether it would be better to break off diplomatic relations with Wowen, and I can't afford this person.

"What does the woman think?" Xiao Peng finally stopped his coughing, and stared at Warwen with wide eyes.

Warvin said with a bitter face: "Every time I have **** with her, I wear a condom. Even I am afraid that someone will pierce the condom. I will check it before using it, but I didn't expect that there is another way. It’s been more than two years ago. Who can remember that clearly? But the law doesn’t care about it. As long as the child is mine, I have to pay. She uses this method to force me to submit. So she can Make things bigger, get more attention, and get more support."

It's no wonder that so many "bones and skins" in Stars and Stripes want to go to bed with stars, celebrities, and rich people. Having a child will give you a lifetime of food and clothing!

In comparison, it is still difficult to find celebrities and rich people to have sex. Because of the low education of players, most of them are poor and rich. It is easier to hook up with them and achieve their goals better.

Xiao Peng frowned and said, "Then how are you sure that the child is yours? Is she your only boyfriend?"

Warvin was taken aback, and then said confidently: "Of course. When he is with a good man like me, how can he find another man?"

Xiao Peng patted Wowen on the shoulder: "Did you not make a DNA with your child? What does she say?"

Warvin said: "She refuses to test DNA with me right now, and she wants to follow me on "Morry Show" with her teeth. According to Chinese law, it is not possible to test DNA with children without her approval. And I don't want to do this. It's a big mess, after all, there are so many commercial endorsements behind..."

"You only need to play on the court. You can't get tired of playing when you are off the court?" Xiao Peng said angrily, "Yes, you give me the information about that woman."

Wowen didn't know why, but he still gave the information to Xiao Peng. After finishing writing, he didn't forget to say: "Ligger, you can't really kill her! I am just annoying her, not wishing to kill her."

Xiao Peng slapped Warren's head with a slap: "Fak squid! What kind of person am I in your eyes?" He picked up the information and looked at it with joy: "Cheerleaders? The NBA does not prohibit players from engaging with cheerleaders. Are you together?"

Wowen chuckled and said, "I can't help it, I can't help it..."

Xiao Peng didn't bother to look at him, and picked up the internal phone: "Steward Lin, help bring a sealed bag and a pair of scissors, oh, and the hotel's express envelope." After speaking, he took the phone to the bathroom and made a call and left. come back. Butler Lin had already prepared a sealed bag and scissors for him there.

Xiao Peng picked up the scissors and cut a bunch of hair directly on Wowen's head and put it in a sealed bag, then put it in the express envelope and wrote the address on it: "Steward Lin, help me send this mail."

After Steward Lin left, Wowen asked inexplicably, "Ligger, what is this for?"

Xiao Peng explained: "I will ask my friends from Star Stripe Nation to help you figure out a way to do a DNA test first to see if the child belongs to you."

Warvin's eyes widened: "Ligger, this is illegal."

Xiao Peng nodded: "The person I'm looking for isn't someone who does legal things." It was Di Wei who asked him to arrange for someone to do this.

Although Di Wei is currently working on the production line of king salmon there, it is still "sprinkling water" for him.

"I will give you the answer in a week. I will decide what to do after seeing the results. I can help you so much." Xiao Peng said lightly. This DNA test requires two different tests by different personnel, and it takes about four days to produce results.

Warvin asked nervously, "What if it's my child?"

Xiao Peng said: "Then hurry up and pay for it! And if it's not your child, you won't admit it! I don't believe that she could keep your J liquid as evidence if she was there at that time. If you make trouble, I don't need me to teach you anything about finding the media to spill dirty water?"

Warvin nodded desperately after listening.

Xiao Peng said: "I can only help you so much. But in the future, you will be more mindful and take care of your crotch!"

"Yeah, Liger, I knew it was wrong! I really knew I was scared this time." Warvin nodded desperately after hearing this.

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Look at you like this, why don't you know you are afraid when you play with women?"

Wowen changed the subject with a dry cough: "Ligger, what are you doing on Hong Kong Island?"

Xiao Peng told him what had happened recently: "So I'm here to pass the time, and I will leave when I have enough delay. I just took the opportunity to live a corrupt life here."

Wowen glanced at the direction of the door: "You are corrupt enough, such a large group of beautiful women, Liger, are you not tired at night?"

Xiao Peng slapped Wowen again: "What are you thinking about? That's Gina's employee, Gina wants to start a business!"

"Entrepreneurship? What are you doing? So many beautiful women should be introduced by Gina?" Warvin asked.

Xiao Peng raised his hand again: "You really don't have a long memory."

Warvin dodged his head and said, "Ligger, I'm kidding!"

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Gina opened the door and looked inwardly: "Dad, are you finished talking?"

Xiao Peng asked, "What's the matter?"

Gina pointed at Warvin: "I will borrow Warvin and use it."

Xiao Peng was even more puzzled: "Lend him? What for?"

Gina explained: “Wowen’s influence is so great. Isn’t it a waste? Come out and let him be a model, take some photos with my girls, and give them a little attention. You don’t mean it’s traffic now. Is it the key to making money? Now let’s raise their reputation first. I have registered each of them on Weibo."

Xiao Peng blinked after hearing this: "It's okay to do this. I'm afraid that many people will scold these girls and call them ‘flesh and flesh’?"

Gina smiled and said, "Isn't that the way it is on the Internet? No matter what is put on the Internet, some people will definitely dislike it. Yuan Longping has supported hundreds of millions of Chinese people, but isn't someone scolding? Isn't Yang Zhenning, the greatest living scientist, just married? A little daughter-in-law is also scolded? There will always be trolls on the Internet. Leave them alone. The goal is to make money after gaining exposure."

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "We can't do like those who are shameless for money."

"Don't worry, Dad, I just ask Warvin to take some photos together." Gina said.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Alright, Wowen, go as the background card, isn't it your favorite to take pictures with beautiful women?"

After listening to this, Wowen tidied up his clothes stinkingly: "Ahem, don't worry about the Liger, I must set off those beautiful women beautifully."

Xiao Peng smiled and went out to watch the excitement.

I saw Warvin go out to greet the girls very gentlemanly, but the girls looked indifferent when they saw him, just knowing that Gina asked them to take pictures with a man: they are trained in special models, and taking pictures is for them. It was a piece of cake, with a professional and non-embarrassed smile on his face, but not at all enthusiastic.

Warvin was a little embarrassed and asked in a low voice: "Ligger, don't they know who I am?"

Xiao Peng was happy to hear it, let alone, it's really the same thing. These girls are all from Siberia. Many people's TVs at homes are still CRT TVs decades ago. How can they watch the NBA?

Are you still playing handsome here? Who knows what green onion this black ball is?