Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng explained to the two of them: "Isn't this Paraguay a landlocked country? In 1864, I wanted to occupy Uruguay, so I had an outlet to the sea, but Brazil and Argentina dared to beat Uruguay when they heard that Paraguay died? The country had an enmity with Paraguay, so it directly formed the Three-Nation Alliance to fight Paraguay. At that time, the population of Paraguay was only 520,000 and the army only had more than 20,000 people. At that time, the Three-Nation Alliance had 14 million people, and they drowned them with each spit. Up."

Yang Meng blinked, "You can fight this kind of battle? Are you still proactively declaring war? This is purely a trick to death!"

Xiao Peng smiled: "You are really wrong. Paraguay used to be a colony of Britain and Spain. They were independent by force and had rich combat experience. Therefore, the Paraguay General Francisco-López treated himself The country’s combat effectiveness is still extremely confident! In order to win, almost all the men in Paraguay rushed to the front to fight, even boys over the age of eight have to wear fake beards to fight. And it is really good, based on geography The advantage swept the enemy army. But the disadvantages of this number were revealed. In the end, the capital was occupied by people. 70% of the land was reduced to the control of the other three countries, and nearly 110,000 square kilometers of territory was divided. There are only more than 20,000 adult men left, and the entire country is more than 200,000. So polygamy began at that time."

Yang Meng stunned, "Isn't this Paraguayan man a human-type planter?"

Xiao Peng smiled and nodded: "You're really right. More than a hundred years have passed. Paraguay has grown from a population of more than 200,000 to more than 7 million, and it was born through the hard work of generations of men."

Yang Meng blinked: "Let's go to Paraguay? Is it easy to get there?"

Xiao Peng laughed after hearing this: "Where is it not easy to go with money? It is easy to go to Paraguay, regardless of whether our country has established diplomatic relations there. It is the so-called'state of diplomatic relations' on Baodao Island, but there is a business representative office that can issue visas on behalf of you. , You can get permanent residency there in less than ten thousand dollars. Think about it, what good place can you get a green card so cheap? Besides, it’s not easy to get a citizenship there, it’s not like Europe Even if you meet the nationality law, you may not be issued a passport, and its passport is not easy to use. You listen to those immigration companies boasting that with Paraguay passports, one hundred and twenty countries can be visa-free, but they won’t Let me tell you, Paraguay is a yellow fever area, and going from there to other countries is very troublesome. It's not as easy to use as our national passport: you can leave with a visa."

Yang Meng was full of envy after hearing this: "Polygamy, it's great..."

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Envy you ass, now that many people in our country are obviously monogamous, but in fact they are living a polygamous life..."

Pan Peiyu said: "I don't think this is the most important thing. The most important thing is that Georgina can make him get what he wants? He dared to mention it today, and Georgina dared to castrate him at night!"

Yang Meng's eyes widened after hearing this: "What about blowing? I'm not a person who is afraid of his wife. She educates her to be submissive every minute."

Pan Peiyu curled his lips and dismissed it. I don't know who it was.

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Old Pan, I don't believe you that Georgina castrated him."

Yang Meng looked happy after hearing this: "Lao Xiao still understands me! Lao Tzu is a pure man!"

Xiao Peng continued, "It's just that Georgina can leave directly. In this life, Yang Meng can still see his children or not."

Yang Meng stopped talking, let alone, Georgina was really capable. He murmured: "I just complained about it. How can I think about finding a mistress when I get married?"

They were talking and laughing here, while the six people in the bucket looked sad. When is such a day a head!

Xiao Peng turned his head and saw a few people in the bucket: "What are you still doing in the bucket? How long do you want to soak?"

After they heard this, they were stunned: "Mr. Xiao, what do you mean..."

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "You are all right. This is a lesson for you. Don't think that if you can fight, no one will take care of you. If there is another time, it will be more than just breaking your hands and feet!"

Yang Meng poked Xiao Peng: "Man, we are in their room now!"

Xiao Peng was taken aback: "Oh, what you said is right. Old Pan, let's go!" After speaking, the three people left the room together.

Mrs. Xiao En's bodyguard watched Xiao Peng and the three leave. They all stood up from the bucket and moved their hands and feet to the suspicious activity. As a result, after this activity, everyone was ecstatic--it was really good!

Several people came out of the bucket together, but did not rush to get dressed, but. . . . . . Rush to the table together! There are still some things Xiao Peng and the others ate called ‘hairy blood wang’! What chopsticks do you use? Just grab it!

"Well, it's so delicious!"

When the three of Xiao Peng left, suddenly remembered something: "By the way, Mengzi, who did you say the other day called you for me to guess?"

Yang Meng patted his forehead: "Damn, I forgot if you didn't tell me! It's Ding Fatty."

"Ding Fatty? You mean Ding Quan? Why did he call you suddenly?" Xiao Peng asked.

This Ding Quan is their high school squad leader. He knows from his name. He is chubby, so he has such a cute nickname.

Xiao Peng and Yang Meng belonged to the students whose teacher looked and shook their heads, and Ding Pangpang was the kind that the teacher looked at and nodded.

And this Ding Quan is not the kind that puts on small shoes everywhere and only pleases the teacher. Being a person and doing things is exquisite, and he is also very famous among his classmates. After entering the university, I still keep in touch with many high school classmates, so that those who will come will be able to eat wherever they go. I heard that the mix is ​​very good now.

Yang Meng said, "It's like this. He said that his classmates have graduated for so many years. He organized a class reunion this year. He couldn't contact you. He thought you were still working in Yongcheng. If we know that we are in a good relationship, let me inform and ask are you going."

Xiao Peng shook his head desperately: "If you don't go, you can't go. In case..." He was stunned when he said that, he wanted to say what if he saw Zhong Wei? But looking back, isn't Zhong Wei still in the country of plastic surgery now? Who can contact her?

Yang Meng understood him, he smiled and said, "What's the matter, brother? Miss Zhong Wei?"

Xiao Peng lowered his face and said, "Fuck me, what the hell! But I really don't have much interest in this class reunion, I can't help but beat people when I am afraid of seeing people pretending to be X!"

Yang Meng laughed loudly: “You’re thinking too much. It’s not that easy to install X this time! Ding Pangpang said that no one is allowed to drive at the party this time, and he contacted the bus for group transportation. You need to wear school uniforms for your clothes. Send me a web address. As long as our classmates send me your name, address and measurements, you can pick up the school uniform yourself."

"Hey, it's kind of interesting, it's like Ding Fatty's style of doing things!" Xiao Peng was delighted after hearing this: "This man does things like this."

"How about? Go or not? To be honest, let's not talk about others. I really want to be fat. I heard that I am doing well in a Taiwanese-funded enterprise. Otherwise, I can't do such a big deal?" Yang Said fiercely.

Xiao Peng asked Yang Meng, "When?"

Yang Meng asked in a daze, "Fuck, when did you come?"

Xiao Peng is speechless, is this pig brain?

Yang Meng pondered for a long time and patted his forehead: "Oh, remembering, we got on the bus together at the gate of our high school on the twenty-sixth afternoon of the new year before. How about, let's go have fun?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said, "If that's the case, let's go and play. Why are you so active about this? I remember that you said that the class reunion is "pretend X to brag and break your shoes"? What's wrong with you? Shall we break the shoes?"

Yang Meng grinned, revealing his big white teeth: "I am a person who is about to become a father, so what can I do if I don't show off. You look at my marriage certificate and take a look? Let’s hurry up and take the wedding photos now. The first thing in the New Year is to take wedding photos... Hey, don’t go! Hey, come and take a look!"

Xiao Peng and Pan Peiyu left without looking back, and the two of them had a tacit understanding and compared their **** to Yang Meng behind them. This guy was already crazy.

Yang Meng ran a few steps to catch up with the two of them: "Well, you don’t look at it, you want to see, I won’t show it to you! Old Pan, you have to cheer. Now you are alone, your sister. She's all that old now. You don't need to take care of her anymore. You should find a sister-in-law for her..."

Pan Peiyu looked helpless: "Boss, other people have become more stable when they get married, so how come a sudden marriage has turned into a broken mouth?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "How do I know? Mengzi belongs to the accident of evolution."

As I was talking, I saw Bloomberg and his dad walking over together, and my dad was there to introduce Bloomberg to the island enthusiastically, even talking and making gestures.

It's really weird to say that my dad doesn't understand English and Bloomberg doesn't understand Chinese, but this doesn't really affect the communication between the two. After a few gestures, the two will know what each other means. Just like Ge You and Taylor in the movie "Big Bowl" are as ingenious. I have to sigh, the world is amazing.

Seeing Xiao Peng turning around, his father shouted and asked: "Xiao Peng, why hasn't your mother come back?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "I don't know. Did you forget the time for shopping? Why, are you still worried about your mother? Don't worry, Wenjie and the others found several cars to accompany her to buy things. What's the matter?"

After hearing this, Father Xiao shook his head: "Child, you are still young."

"What do you mean?" Xiao Peng asked puzzledly.

Father Xiao said with a mysterious face in a low voice, "Do you think it's your mother that I'm worried about? Child, you think too much! I'm worried about that Mrs. Xiao En!"