Godly Fisherman

"Dad, why are you so sure you can't fight?" Gina asked.

Xiao Peng laughed: "Why should Ukraine fight the Xiong country? The army uses the silly X of the Android system to fight the Xiong country? Fight 10,000 times and lose 10,000 times! Now it is called ruthlessly, but if you really want to go to war, you must be awkward. !"

In fact, Ukraine has been at war in recent years. Since 2014, the Russian-speaking regions of eastern and southern Ukraine have been fighting with Ukrainian government forces. The inexplicable beginning of this long tug of war known as the "Sparton War" has not stopped so far.

But the performance of the Ukrainian government forces in this war is ridiculous. Although their equipment is much more advanced than the armed forces in the Russian-speaking regions, they have repeatedly failed to make money, especially their artillery, which is all kinds of violence. beat. Sometimes the artillery was surrounded by people before they even landed.

This is nothing, there are many artillery, such as the Ukrainian army heavy weapon D-30 towed howitzer and the old D-20 howitzer, which had various failures and blew themselves up.

After investigating for a long time in Ukraine, I found out where the problem was.

It is said that in the Ukrainian army there was a sacred man named Shirstyuk. When he was serving in the artillery, this sacred man developed an Android application system to provide a simple fire control computer for the old Soviet howitzer. 'With this thing, you only need to use the location and sensors installed on the mobile phone and the required artillery data to easily calculate the artillery combat data. Most artillery in Ukraine use this software.

As a result, this software has long been implanted with Trojan horses. Before the war started, all the artillery positions were under people's eyelids. That's a fart!

Gina was still nervous after hearing this: "But it is absolutely impossible for the bear country to retreat in this matter. If the two countries really go to war, Crimea's position makes it the front line."

Xiao Peng leaned on the back chair and took out a cigar. Gina hurriedly lit it on him: "Gina, do you know why Ukraine knows that it is not an opponent of the bear country but still picks things at this point in time?"

Gina shook her head.

Xiao Peng explained: "To put it bluntly, this is a very low-level conspiracy. Ukraine is about to elect a new president in 2019. The current Poroshenko's approval rating is the lowest among all the candidates. Now such conflicts have broken out. , Which led to tensions and subsequent martial law, which meant that if the 2019 Ukrainian presidential election was cancelled, Poroshenko could continue to remain in the presidency. The conflict between the two countries is plainly because Poroshenko played in order to cancel the election. It's just a trick."

Gina was stunned after hearing this: "Isn't this taking the people's safety to exchange prosperity for herself?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "You are right. He is delaying time and desperately seeking help from Western countries. He dare not go to war if he cannot seek help. But Western countries are not so stupid. Who wants to provoke the bear country without problems? This can drag a day to a day. It's because of this that I can't fight."

Gina thought about it for a long time and then said, "Dad, do you know? When you brought us back, we were actually very scared."

"Afraid? What are you afraid of?" Xiao Peng asked.

Gina said: "In our impression, Huaxia is a very poor place and can’t afford to eat. Moreover, the people here have no faith and are savages. Even the education we receive is Huaxia, which is very dangerous. Dad, let me tell you. Don't be angry about this. In fact, when we came back with you, we initially planned to sneak to Egypt on the Suez Canal. But you cured me and we came back with you.... This is to be honest, don't be angry."

After listening to Gina, Xiao Peng didn't feel any surprises. After all, to Gina at that time, Xiao Peng and the others were very likely human traffickers, and they sold them. But why do they still follow Xiao Peng?

Even if it is sold by a human trafficker, it is better than living in the sewer, right? At least you can have a full stomach, right?

Xiao Peng smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, why should I be angry? People have to learn to protect themselves, especially in your growth environment. Now I am very satisfied with you. To be honest, I am really afraid that you will learn badly. . But why are you going to Egypt?"

Gina said: "When we were in Ukraine, we thought that Egypt was the most mysterious country, the mysterious gold pagoda, and ancient culture... And there are tourists from all over the world. I want to go there and see if I can. I found the opportunity. The Egyptian mythology is also really attractive, so we want to go there and see."

Xiao Peng said with disdain: "The whole Western mythology is just one word-dirty. In Greek mythology, Zeus becomes a swan and a mortal to go hehe hehe; in Norse mythology, Loki becomes a mare and goes to a stallion. Happiness; Enki in Sumerian mythology has been having **** for seven consecutive days and nights after its birth... There are too many examples of this. In comparison, there is no such thing as our Chinese mythology system. There are so many messy things. We Chinese people are much more restrained, and so are the mythological systems. But if you say who is the most dirty in myths everywhere, then you must talk about Egyptian mythology. Compared with Egyptian mythology, other mythological systems are considered innocent. The boy..."

Gina became interested: "Dad, do you know Egyptian mythology? Tell me about it."

Xiao Peng thought for a while and said, "Anyway, in the Egyptian mythology, the heaven and the earth did not separate at the earliest. There was an ocean in the chaos. This ocean was the'primordial water' Nunn. Later, the Nunn lay an egg. Inside the egg is one of the most important gods in Egyptian mythology, the “sun god”. This is very similar to our Chinese mythology system. In our Chinese mythology, Pangu God also popped out of the egg, so the style of painting is still normal at this time. ."

"What's next?" Gina asked.

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "Isn't that'Pull' alone since its birth? So empty and lonely and cold, and then he figured out a way to solve this problem-撸. What's more frantic is that he smashed it out. He swallowed the unidentified liquid into his stomach and combined with his saliva to give birth to a pair of twins, the **** of wind'Shu' and the **** of rain'Tefnut', and then the siblings gave birth to another pair The baby of dragon and phoenix, that is, the **** of the earth "Gebu" and the goddess of the sky "Nut". From this time on, Egyptian mythology has completely entered a period of shame and shame, it is all kinds of sex, everything in the world It's all caused by the brothers and sisters Geb and Nut." At this point, Xiao Peng pointed to the sky: "including the stars in the sky, they were both born one by one."

Gina was stunned after hearing this: "Dad, are you kidding me?"

Xiao Peng shrugged: "That's what it says in Egyptian mythology. After that, they gave birth to four more children, namely the famous Pluto Osiris, the goddess of fertility Isis, the **** of war and the desert, Seth, and the funeral and asylum girl. God Nefertis. Then the four brothers and sisters began to pair up again, Osiris married Isis; Set married Nefertis. These are the nine most important gods in Egyptian mythology."

"What's next?" Gina listened with gusto.

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "The next thing is that the sun **** Ra feels that he is old and wants to give up his position to Osiris, but Osiris once got drunk and took his brother Set's wife as his own. My sister Nefertis went to sleep. The two of them also gave birth to a child, Anubis, the **** of death, oh, that is, the "kobold" in Egyptian mythology (ps, actually jackal head)!"

"Site was not happy of course, so he thought of a way, tricked Osiris into a box and killed him, then dismembered Osiris into fourteen pieces, while Osiris’ wife Isis looked around for Osiri. Reese’s body helped him resurrect, and she worked hard for a long time, only to find thirteen pieces, and the tintin piece was eaten by the fish...but this could not trouble Isis, so she asked someone to make a wooden tintin for Osiris installed it. After Osiris was successfully resurrected, the two gave birth to another son-----Horus, the **** of vengeance, is the eagle-headed guy in Egyptian mythology. Don’t ask me how the wooden tintin can have children. , Are they gods!"

Hearing Xiao Peng's words, Gina laughed loudly: "What's next?"

"Next? The Prince's Revenge, Horus killed Sete and regained the throne. Anyway, you remember that in all Western mythological systems, it is either **** or war." Xiao Peng explained to Gina: " And in our Chinese mythology system, all gods are for the benefit of the common people, but there is no time to do so many messy things. And now we Chinese are the same. Let’s say that our peaceful life is now cruel. It was only obtained by war, so I cherish this hard-won peace even more."

Gina said after hearing this: "Dad, when you talk about peace, I actually have another question."

"Just ask." Xiao Peng said.

Gina asked: "In our media, China is a military power. The news every day is that China uses its military power to bully the surrounding countries. But when I came to China, I found that this was not the case."

Xiao Peng smiled: "So, the media is all nonsense. Just remember that there is only one major military power in the world, and that is the Star-Stripe Nation. The world's top eight military countries are ranked second to eighth. The military expenditures of China are not as good as the Stars and Stripes, and the Stars and Stripes are still the country that has launched the most wars. But when has the media exaggerated the theory of the Stars and Stripes’ military threats? It’s just for them to start wars, and we encircle our own territory. It's a'threat'. Isn't this a double standard? Besides, do you know how difficult it is for China to maintain peace? Relying on toy models to develop weapons, only China has done this."

"Toy model?" Gina suspected that she had heard it wrong.