Godly Fisherman

"Dad!" Xiao Gina pushed in from outside, and saw Xiao Peng at home, ran over and jumped up to hug Xiao Peng.

Yang Meng curled his lips on one side: "How come I can think of two words every time I see this scene-----make evil?"

Xiao Peng glared at Yang Meng: "It's only a dirty thought like you that would think of these two words."

At this moment, sister-in-law and mother came out carrying food, and mother saw Gina holding Xiao Peng: "Gina! Come down, how many times have you said that you can't hold your father like this! Isn't this a crime? ?"

Xiao Peng: "..."

"Am I happy to see Dad!" Gina jumped off Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng was speechless: "What did you do?"

Gina said: "I just went shopping with Ran Ran."

Xiao Peng: "Ran Ran is with you? Doesn't she know I'm coming? Why doesn't she come to eat together?"

"She's with Millie, I heard Millie say that her mother is going crazy now for a research project. Dad, don't you know what project she is working on?" Gina asked.

Xiao Peng glanced at Yang Meng, and the two shook their heads together: "Before we went to Cuba, I told them about their papers, but I haven't seen them since I came back. Only when you said that, I recovered. Come."

My mother was speechless after hearing this: "People are great scientists on your island. Why do you not value them so much? You don't even know what they do?"

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Don't mention it, what scientists, everyone knows how to be busy with themselves, Joanna is known as the veterinarian on the island, but the animals on the island are not sick at all. She treats her ass! The staff were unqualified. And Professor Liu Yixun was even more exaggerated. He stayed at Qianli Lake every day to stare at his Baiji dolphins. I didn’t mention Qianliyan in the papers, what's the use of keeping them? Eat dry food? I still can’t keep up with Jiang Afu and Chen Zetao. , People are really doing it! These goods only know that the funds make wages, but they have no fart contribution. If they offend me, I will throw them out of Qianliyan!"

After hearing this, my mother curled her lips: "Look at what you can do! Okay, hurry up and eat!"

"Godmother! Bring me a pot of braised pork! I promise to eat as much as I want!" Yang Meng sat at the dinner table.

My mother knocked on his chopsticks directly: "Wash your hands, how old are you? Want me to remind you?"

Yang Meng ran angrily to the bathroom to wash his hands, but the phone on the table suddenly rang.

"Mengzi, call!" Xiao Peng shouted.

"Whose? Can you just pick it up for me?" Yang Meng's voice came from the bathroom.

Xiao Peng was helping Sister Qian to divide the dishes and chopsticks. When he heard that, he pressed the hands-free: "Hello, hello! Who can I ask?"

There was silence on the phone for a while, and a girl called: "Strange, this is Mr. Yang's call, isn't it? Why does it sound like Mr. Xiao's voice?"

Xiao Peng curiously asked, "Who are you?"

"It's me, we are Yan Yun. We just met at the airport today." He said hello on the phone.

"Oh, Teacher Yan, don't you know what's going on?" Xiao Peng asked.

"Sorry to call you so soon, that's it. We originally planned to start the meeting tomorrow, but because our president was affected by the weather and the flight was affected, he would not be able to come until one day later, so we will be free tomorrow. We want to visit Going to Sidao Town, is it convenient for you? Can you familiarize us with the local environment?" Yan Yun asked on the phone.

Xiao Peng frowned. Why was someone making trouble when he wanted to be with his family? He shook his head: "Tomorrow I have...Uh, uh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmm

"Woo woo woo?" Yan Yun on the other end of the phone was confused.

Xiao Peng could not speak because his mother was blocking his mouth, and the expression in his eyes was almost turning into a small star. He nodded desperately at Xiao Peng, and looked at Xiao Peng without responding. His mother stared at him. Peng surrendered quickly: "Okay, okay, what time tomorrow?"

Yan Yun asked, "Can I meet at Sidao Town Pier at nine?"

Xiao Peng said helplessly: "Okay. Let's go at nine o'clock." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, and looked up at him with a shock: "What are you doing?"

Everyone at the scene looked at themselves with strange eyes.

There was a long silence, or Wei Ya spoke first: "Dad, is this our future mother?"

Xiao Peng was speechless: "What? I just met at the airport when I picked up Mengzi today. I just said a few words."

When my mother heard it, she asked, "Why did they ask you?"

Yang Meng just stepped out: "Damn, what are you doing? Are you holding three court trials?"

My mother looked at Yang Meng: "You happened to be here. How did a woman call you to find Xiao Peng? What was her name?"

Gina said to the side: "Yan Yun, it seems to be this name."

Xiao Peng's face was suddenly enlightened. Before he could speak, his mother began to be anxious: "What does she do? How old is she? How does she look like? What does the family do? What education background? What is the monthly income?"

Yang Meng stunned his mother's serial artillery.

"Mom, you ask me and I ask who to go. We just met at the airport today, in their early thirties, they look pretty, and we don't know what we do. Anyway, there are a group of this'general' that' I always call her a teacher, is it an MBA training teacher? Xiao Peng promised that he would take them to play in Sidao Town.

Xiao Peng jumped up angrily: "What did I promise? You promised, okay!"

Yang Meng shrugged, "I'm just telling you what's in your heart. Didn't you refuse it? Mom, can I have braised pork?" After finishing he took up his chopsticks and prepared to eat braised pork.

My mother snatched the chopsticks over: "Eat, eat, don’t know why you are still eating a fart, tell me what the **** is going on? What does this MBA teacher mean? He’s in his thirties, he’s older than Xiao Pengda... It’s okay. It’s good to find a wife who is older, at least to take care of Xiao Peng. Just don’t be too old."

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "Mom, you listen to the bullshit, I have a girlfriend, how can I find her again?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?" My mother's eyes were already bright. "What's your name? How old? What is it for? What is for your family? Is it beautiful?"

Xiao Peng is completely speechless, so you can't change the word!

Seeing Xiao Peng not speaking, his mother asked Yang Meng who was aside: "Mengzi, does Xiao Peng have an object?"

Yang Meng tilted his head and glanced at Xiao Peng, and his mother broke Yang Meng's head over: "Look at what he is doing? Tell me honestly!"

"Yes! But I can eat braised pork if I explain it?" Yang Meng asked.

"You have to confess and let you eat enough!" Mom quickly reached an agreement with Xiao Peng.

When Yang Meng heard this, he said with joy, "Mom, don’t you know that Xiao Peng’s girlfriend is Emilia, that’s a pretty, taller than Xiao Peng, and she’s also clever, she’s from Harvard." Students, the key is that they still have money at home. I don’t know what they are doing. But looking at the posture, it’s definitely the super-rich... Uh, mom, I know so much. Have you eaten it?"

"Eat, eat! Just know how to eat!" My mother didn't look happy after hearing it, but was a little worried: "Foreigners. The language is not clear and the habits are different... What will happen to life together in the future? How?"

Yang Meng raised his head and said, "Mom, what are you worried about, aren't all Gina and others from foreign countries?"

Mom shook her head: "They are different, they have been here since childhood..."

Yang Meng pointed to Gina: "What about Gina? She was so big when she came here! I can learn if I don't know the language, and I'm used to everything if I live for two years? Mom, they love me. You can live and die, you can't take it apart."

Xiao Peng was already covering his face on one side. This Nima Yang Meng is really big enough, why did you say this? He hasn't figured out how to tell his mother about himself and Emilia.

My mother held her cheeks to consider for a long time: "Why do you still go on a date with another woman if you have a girlfriend?"

Xiao Peng didn't know what to say: "Mom, can we be reasonable? You let me go just now, I don't want to go!"

Mom thought for a while, it seems that this is indeed the case! She thought for a moment: "Tangled. If you find a domestic wife, your life habits are closer to getting along with you, but if you find a foreign daughter-in-law to have a mixed-race child, you look pretty. Oh, how do you choose? It sounds like this woman. That’s not bad. Talking with politeness, or what kind of teacher? This career is good! By the way, Mengzi, you just said she is an MBA teacher? What is this MBA?"

Looking at the excitement of his mother, Xiao Peng didn't know what to say. As for? Even the children have thought of this?

A few children too, squeaky and noisy, heard that Xiao Peng was looking for a girlfriend, all of them were full of curiosity.

Xiao Peng was so quarrelsome that he hurriedly raised his hands and surrendered: "You are almost done, mom, you say I am not looking for a girlfriend, you are anxious, if I find you are not willing, then what should I do? So I broke up with him. From now on, I will stay at home and play games, not going anywhere!"

After hearing this, my mother said, "When did I say that I was dissatisfied? Why am I not satisfied? I am too happy to hear that you have a girlfriend. But where is the family? Stars and Stripes! I am still a college student, who knows how I can't go with you into the future! Are you still waiting for her to graduate from college? It's not certain whether you can go to the end after waiting so long!"

Xiao Peng was helpless: "Mom, I'm such a big person, don't worry about my affairs!"

"I don't care about other things. Can I take care of you marrying a daughter-in-law?" Mom thought for a while: "That's fine, I don't care about you and that foreign girl, but you should always let me see you? Before that...you go with that teacher Yan tomorrow! Choose more to not suffer!"

Xiao Peng was completely speechless. This must be my mother, the kind that doesn't require DNA testing!