Godly Fisherman

"Brother Peng, when is that fish good?" Sun Pengcheng asked Xiao Peng pitifully.

After eating only one of the three lionfish, a few people stopped eating - they wanted to keep their stomachs and try another fish.

Xiao Peng took a sip of beer and looked at the time: "Okay, the braised fish in yellow mud should be ready. This thing is not called a chicken, the meat will become hard if it is braised for too long."

After he finished speaking, he peeled off the yellow mud, and a fragrance of palm leaves came, and Xiao Peng opened the wrapped palm leaves, and a strong smell of potatoes wafted directly from it.

Just as Sun Pengcheng wanted to stretch out his chopsticks, Xiao Peng gave him a blank look: "What are you doing? Now this fish is not finished yet!"

"It's not over yet?" Sun Pengcheng froze in place with his chopsticks.

Xiao Peng picked up the pot and burned a little oil in it. After it was boiled, pour in chili powder and sesame seeds to make a pot of red oil, and pour it directly on the fish. It's ready now. The aroma of pepper, the aroma of potatoes, and the fish meat The scent rises together.

"Finished! You can eat it!" Xiao Peng had just finished speaking, and the two pairs of chopsticks had reached the fish and started to eat the meat. Xiao Peng patted Garcia: "Garcia, I don't understand, how did you find your girlfriend? How did Dana fall in love with you? People like you are called'single by your own strength' in China! "

Dana nodded desperately on the side.

Garcia grinned, and took out a small dish with his left hand like a juggler: "Mr. Xiao, this is for Dana."

"Hey, comrade, why are you here?" Just when a few people were about to start eating, a greeting came from behind them.

Xiao Peng looked back: "Damn! My fishing rod!"

It wasn't Martinez who came here just now, and who was it?

Martinez took it for granted and said, "Fishing rod? Oh! Mr. Xiao, you have misunderstood. We didn't know what happened just now. My stomach hurts suddenly, so I ran to the bathroom, but you were all gone after I went back."

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "What about my fishing rod?"

Martinez shrugged: "I see you are gone, thinking you don't want this fishing rod, how can such a good thing be littered? So I put them home."

Xiao Peng got up: "Then we go get it now?"

Martinez stunned and murmured: "So what are you doing, are we friends... You see, I have brought wine here, please drink."

Xiao Peng took a look, and he carried half a bottle of rum in his hand: "Half a bottle of wine?"

Martinez shrugged: "No way, who makes us Cubans poor!"

Dana raised her head after hearing this: "Xiao, don't listen to him. Even the poorest people in Cuba can afford to smoke cigars and drink rum, the people of our country cry poor to tourists every day, just like you Hua Xia Tian Tian It's the same thing to say that you are a'developing country'."

After Dana finished speaking, Martinez was embarrassed, Xiao Peng said speechlessly: "Let's talk, what's the matter with you?"

"It's okay, I just saw you come over to say hello." He said so, but his eyes were fixed on the fish in front of Xiao Peng: "Sit here on such a lively beach, isn't it too boring?" Special said In the second half of the sentence, the eyes are full of hints. . . . . .

Xiao Peng couldn't laugh or cry. You smelled your feelings: "Yes, you can't pretend that the fishing rod is given to you? Don't pretend to be pitiful. If you want to eat, come and eat together. You are right. There are many people. Besides, the four of us can't eat that much."

After hearing this, Garcia was taken aback, and quickly winked at Xiao Peng: "Mr. Xiao..."

Xiao Peng didn't know, so: "I'm not wrong, the four of us can't eat these fish!"

How can it be eaten? He fished a total of four pomfrets and three scorpions. One scorpionfish weighs three to four catties. The small one weighs more than 20 catties, and the largest one is more than 40 catties. How could the four of them eat The end?

And here in Cuba, although the weather here is hot, not everyone has a refrigerator. Sometimes they even go to the state-owned ice store to buy ice to preserve the ingredients. Therefore, it is really a problem for them to preserve the big fish that cannot be eaten at a meal like this. . . . . .

However, Xiao Peng regretted it instantly after saying this. His words are like starting guns. Just after he finished speaking, a large group of cheerful people who were still there singing and dancing just now stopped their movements in an instant, and directly surrounded them together: "Hi, my Comrade Hua Xia, you are right, it will be more lively when more people play together!"

Garcia covered his face: "I know this..."

Xiao Peng realized that the men and women who were with Martinez just now were also in that group!

I only saw a bunch of people there just now, Xiao Peng didn't pay attention to these guys either. The feelings and these guys have been playing there a long time ago. This is because his fish taste has long been attracted, so Martinez came to explore the way!

Xiao Peng looked at Martinez speechlessly. It was all like this. How could he be ashamed to say no? This Nima is digging a hole for herself to jump!

"My dear, if I slap him now, can I play together here?" A girl's voice came, and Xiao Peng looked back, it was the girl who was sitting on the beach crying just now.

Xiao Peng's eyes lit up after hearing this: "It must be possible!"

The girl also simply slapped Martinez's face with a clean slap: "My dear, if you think this slap is not addictive, I can give him another slap."

Xiao Peng blinked and looked at Martinez. And Martinez had no other reaction besides embarrassment on his face. Instead, he rushed over to the girl who had **** with him by the beach just now and prepared to fight the girl, Martinez stopped her.

Sun Pengcheng blinked: "Brother Peng, what's the situation?"

Xiao Peng curled his lips: "Anyone knows what happened, okay? You got caught for cheating?"

Sun Pengcheng returned to his senses: "Brother Peng, are you saying I'm a fool again?"

Xiao Peng shrugged and said, "You said this yourself..."

Sun Pengcheng frowned and said: "This is troublesome. The Shura Field is the most difficult to solve. What shall we do next?"

Xiao Peng didn't know either. He thought it was a joke, but he didn't expect it to be a real fight. After the slap, the atmosphere on the scene suddenly became embarrassing. This Nima is still playing a fart.

As a result, the two people didn’t know how to solve the problem that Garcia solved with one sentence: "What to fight? Eat first, eat and drink before you fight!"

Hearing what he said, the atmosphere of the scene changed in an instant. Everyone broke up in a rush. What have they come here for? Isn’t the fish too delicious?

Garcia curled his lips at Xiao Peng: "In Cuba, it is normal for lovers to break up. Not everyone is as specific as I am to Dana."

Don't forget to show loyalty at this time, and the desire to survive is good.

Xiao Peng said to Martinez, "Don't be idle if you want to eat fish, go find some palm leaves and yellow mud!"

Martinez felt an instant relief after hearing this, and dragged his girlfriend away from the scene. And the girl who beat others sat directly next to Xiao Peng, holding a bottle of beer in her hand, not seen at all.

Very good, this is very Cuban.

The beer Xiao Peng brought with them disappeared instantly. Only rum is left. It seems that Cubans are almost drinking enough rum, right?

But fortunately, these people didn't come here empty-handed. What kind of drinks, fruit, barbecue, etc., the small picnic became a big party.

Not everyone can eat spicy food, some like it and some don't, but it doesn't matter, everyone can eat and drink together. And the team got bigger and bigger, and in the end, people from the entire beach got together to have fun. Such things are rare in China.

Since the fun was going to be fun, Xiao Peng simply asked Garcia to drive to buy more wine. If he wanted to play, he would have fun.

This also gave Xiao Peng a new perspective to understand Cubans.

For example, on the streets of Cuba during the day, it is common for Cubans to wear bright costumes to dance salsa, but on this beach, no one dances that thing. Girls’ favorite dance is electric hip dance, and Cuban girls’ figure It's really suitable for electric hip dance.

Cubans drink in a very happy way. Beer is a "delicious drink" in their eyes, and rum is the real wine. The way they drink rum is also overbearing. Lemons and the like are women's drinking methods, and the men have to do it directly!

With that said, the Cuban people are really the ‘children of pirates’. Rum is "the favorite of pirates" and the most important cargo on pirate ships. In the era of scurvy, all the British and Spanish navies were plagued by scurvy, but the pirates did not have this problem because of rum. .

At that time, the navies of those countries had strict prohibitions on alcohol, so they could not drink alcohol, but the pirates did not, so the pirates could supplement vitamin C with rum, but the navy could not. Mumu wine can be circulated after it is ashore, wine can be sold, if it is water, it cannot be sold. Therefore, there are not many fresh water reserves on pirate ships, and they drank rum directly as water.

But Xiao Peng really couldn't stand rum anymore. As a ‘pirate wine’, that’s the wine that the bottom people drink. So the taste is very bitter. It tastes like medicine.

This Cuban man drank rum directly. The important reason should be to show his masculinity. After all, this is also a high-level alcohol. But women don't have to be so troublesome. They drank cocktails made with rum.

The most famous rum cocktail is the so-called ‘Moxito’. The method of preparation is really simple: just add mint leaves, lemon juice and cane sugar to the rum.

Why add sugar? They also know that this wine is too bitter and awful to drink.

But one thing is the same all over the world, that is, after drunk too much, no matter how difficult it is to drink, you can still drink it. When you are drunk, you don't know your last name.

A shout interrupted all the music and singing at the scene:

"Come out! I'm going to challenge you!"