Godly Fisherman

"Dude, are these people thick-skinned?" Yang Meng walked over.

Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "This is called enthusiasm. South Americans are so passionate and unrestrained."

No wonder Yang Meng said that, the boat was almost open. When these Colombian law enforcement officers work, they are serious about law enforcement, but if there are no problems with this inspection, they will let themselves go. The crab shells were thrown everywhere, each with a small amount of alcohol is called a good one. There are 20 boxes of Tsingtao beer cans on the boat. I originally wanted to give it to a Cuban friend as a gift. Now I pour it out and dry it directly. . . . . .

After loading them a bunch of seafood as a ‘testimony of friendship’, they reluctantly left.

"Okay, I finally dismissed these masters! Mengzi, open the way. Go straight to Pinos Island." Xiao Peng commanded.

Yang Meng was taken aback: "Don't you go to Jamaica or the Cayman Islands to play?" These two places are between Panama and Cuba. All are fun places.

For example, the Cayman Islands is the fifth largest financial center in the world after New York, London, Tokyo and Hong Kong Island. More than 600 banks have branches there. The reason for this is that the Cayman Islands is the largest in the world. Tax haven, in 2009, the total amount of hedge funds registered here amounted to more than two trillion US dollars!

And Jamaica is more fun, a beautiful island country, a sports power, and the birthplace of reggae music. Bob Marley, one of Xiao Peng's favorite singers, is a Jamaican. The Bob Marley House Museum in Jamaica is the place Xiao Peng dreams of going, but now he doesn't want to go.

"You take a look at our cabin, with such a pile of things, do you dare to run around? What should I do if people check it? Go away! Xiaoqiu, from today on, no one will allow all the green and fruit on the boat today. Touched! Leave it to my cute orangutan, everyone eats fish every day!" Xiao Peng waved his hand.

After hearing Xiao Peng's words, everyone screamed together: "Boss, no! We also want to eat vegetables and fruits!"

Those fishermen are really eating seafood and vomiting. It is no exaggeration to say that there is a cabbage and tuna in front of everyone, and everyone will choose Chinese cabbage without hesitation. Now that Xiao Peng has cut off everyone's fruits and vegetables, isn't that killing everyone?

Xiao Peng coldly snorted: "Don't even think about it! I tell you, all green plants on the island now give priority to ‘Ge Er La’, ‘Ge San La’, and ‘Ge Si La’!"

Yang Meng stretched his head out of the cab: "What kind of bad names are you up to!"

Xiao Peng also gave him a middle finger: "Do you know how the name Godzilla came from? It is the combination of the English name of the gorilla and the word "huge". Isn't the English name of the gorilla "Gorilla"? They are too tacky, King Dagang, King Ergang, and King Sangang are not as good as Geerer, Geerer, and Geerer! These are all of the'brother's generation'."

Yang Meng sighed: "Poor gorillas, I met such a master who was named a genius."

"Go back and set the boat honestly!" Xiao Peng hugged the gorilla and said happily, "It's all mediocre people, older brothers, do you like this name? Come on, eat fruit."

Sun Pengcheng watched Xiao Peng feed the three gorillas there to eat fruit, and curiously asked, "Brother Peng, how do you like such a furry thing?"

Xiao Peng fed a dragon fruit to'Ge Erla' and said to Sun Pengcheng, "This is the most gentle animal. How can it be unlovable?"

"What the hell?" Sun Pengcheng blinked: "Uh, I heard the gorilla, what I was thinking of was the big guy who was desperately hammering the chest on the top of the Empire State Building."

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "The film and television works are harmful. The image of the gorilla is destroyed by the film and television works. That is completely demonized! The gorilla is the only vegetarian animal in all orangutans! Chimpanzees are An omnivorous animal keen on carnivorous; although the Asian orangutan feeds on plants, it also digs out bird eggs, eats insects, and sometimes preys on slow loris; only gorillas have no interest in meat at all! So do gorillas They never attack people and animals, and even female orangutans will take the initiative to escape when they see people. Their so-called fights are the two tricks of'pushing' and'pulling', even though they have sharp canine teeth, they have never used it. So far, no one has been killed or seriously injured by a gorilla! You know, about four people die of cattle every year! Oh, by the way, one person died of sharks every year..."

After hearing this, Sun Pengcheng frowned and said, "Then how do you say these gorillas were rescued?"

"The gorilla is considered to be a moral role model among all primates-including humans." Xiao Peng took a comb and combed the gorilla's hair and said, "The social organization of the gorilla is not as advanced as that of the chimpanzee. , But there are few conflicts. Their only contest is that males fight for mating-mating-rights during the breeding season, and the leader must take the initiative to stand up when they are attacked by leopards to prevent the leopards from chasing and covering female gorillas and cubs. The cubs retreat first! But they also have problems. In the final analysis, they are fighting for mating-mating-right."

"This gorilla group is regarded as a harem system. All female orangutans belong to the leader alone... Oh no, a gorilla. The other male orangutans want children, so they can only take advantage of the leader not When paying attention, drag the female orangutan secretly into the forest. And this female orangutan is also very good, that is, the baby is born for two years, and no gorilla can touch her within two years, so sometimes those non-leaders In order to obtain the right to copulate, the male of the orangutan will secretly kill the children of the female orangutan to obtain the opportunity to mate, and if the new leader of the race is on the upper hand, it will kill all the cubs in the race ------ even Among them are the products of it and the mother orangutans secretly drilling the forest. Although they are gentle, they are quite ruthless to their compatriots."

After hearing this, Sun Pengcheng was very happy: "Emotions, this'pit compatriot' is a common problem of all primate animals! This is a virtue of humans and gorillas. Brother Peng, congratulations, there are new animals in Qianliyan, where are you? It's almost a zoo."

Xiao Peng was a little worried: "This is also a bit troublesome! I'm afraid they will eat up my Qianliyan."

Sun Pengcheng asked puzzledly: "Just these few small things have broken Qianliyan?"

Xiao Peng sighed and said: "It's okay now, it's a little trouble to grow up, eat 60 catties of tree leaves a day. Do you think they can eat bald Qianliyan?"

Sun Pengcheng was stunned: "Sixty catties of tree leaves? Damn, if there are more, they can really eat Qianliyan bald!"

Xiao Peng nodded: "The gorilla's food is mostly tree leaves. They eat it when they are living in the tropical rain forest, and Qianliyan is fine. They must develop the habit of eating fruits."

Sun Pengcheng suddenly became happy.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiao Peng asked curiously.

Sun Pengcheng smiled and said, "Qianliyan doesn't need to'rake the ground' at least."

After Xiao Peng heard this, he laughed, "Pouch", so happy.

Yang Meng's head stuck out from the cockpit again: "What are you laughing at?"

Xiao Peng finally stopped his laughter and looked at Yang Meng: "You have sharp ears, so you can hear it from such a distance? Why don't you sail the boat and overhear?"

Yang Meng hurriedly said: "There is something fun to say, let's have fun together, what's the point of having fun with you two there?"

Xiao Peng said: "Now in the Stars and Stripes, the most popular word is'harrowing the land'. Did you know that there was another fire in California?"

"I know, isn't it because Kim Kardashian didn't go to San Francisco to see you? I heard you got in trouble?"

"Yes, I really got in trouble. That's it. She and her husband live in the high-end community of Haishan Mountain, which is also in the fire-spreading area. When the fire came, the couple paid for a private The fire brigade dug some ditches in front of their community and extinguished the fire when the fire came. The entire Haishan Mountain community did not suffer any loss." Xiao Peng said.

Yang Meng blinked: "There is a private fire brigade?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "It's not surprising, okay, people even the Internal Revenue Service is private. Is it strange to have a private fire brigade? If there is no insurance in the Stars and Stripes, the house will burn if it burns. This insurance premium It's not cheap. Those stars live in luxury houses, which means that insurance premiums are more expensive. According to statistics, even among the top four hundred people on the Forbes list, only 42% of them insure their luxury homes against fires. So rich People are also afraid of the house being burned? But their behavior also caused a stir on the Internet, saying that this is "the rich save the rich, and then others burn". Many people say that they do not know that there are private firefighters, only Only after we have money can we know their existence and so on."

Yang Mengle said: "The people of the Stars and Stripes who feel'democratic, rich and strong' also hate the rich. Do they want to have the same treatment as the rich? Anyway, Jin and his husband not only saved their home this time, but also Saved countless families of neighbors, this is also considered a contribution, so what is so sore? I can’t just look at it and just die. Anyway, if you have money and don’t have money, the land will be the same after death. But what does this have to do with raking the land? ?"

Xiao Peng gave the answer: "Their president proposed a solution to the fire, advocating that everyone should raked the ground and rake off the fallen leaves in the forest."

"WHAT?" Yang Meng's eyes widened: "The California forest is so big, how can you rake it? Everyone in the whole star-stripe country can't rake wherever they are? And there are still fallen leaves every day. I'll finish raking today and tomorrow. Fall, how to rake?"

"Who said no! So isn't this just a laughing stock?" Xiao Peng replied.

Sun Pengcheng suddenly asked: "By the way, Brother Peng, there are more American forests. Why haven't we heard of a large-scale forest fire here?"