Godly Fisherman

Xiao Peng blinked, how did this woman recognize herself? I haven't seen it!

Rama got excited and pointed to Xiao Peng and said to the people around him: "This is Xiao Peng! This is Xiao Peng! Oh! God! I am not dreaming, am I?"

Xiao Peng smiled bitterly: "Well, I am indeed Xiao Peng, but I don't understand how you biologists know me?"

Rama tidyed her hair and stretched out her hand again: "I think I must re-introduce it. I am Barbara Rama from Southern California, who specializes in marine mammals. These are all mine. Colleagues, we are a team. We watched the video of you riding a sperm whale when you were in the North Pole. At first we thought it was a PS, but then found that it was indeed true. God, how did you do it? I have always wanted to know the answer to this question."

Xiao Peng came back to his senses now, it turned out to be this. Xiao Peng smiled and shrugged: "Maybe I have encountered a group of empathetic whales." He didn't want to be too entangled in this issue, so he changed the subject: "Professor Lama, you are very beautiful, is your surname Lama? Are all of the women beautiful scientists?"

Rama blinked: "Who else?"

Xiao Peng didn't even think about it: "Of course there is Heidi Rama."

This Heidi Rama is also a strange person. He is Hitler's hometown-----Hungarian. The original name is very long, called Heidwig-Eva-Malia-Kiesler.

To say that she is a ‘beauty scientist’ seems a bit too serious, because she is an actor and has been acting in movies since the age of 17, and she is also the first actress to appear naked in the world’s film history. Because she is so beautiful, she is known as the'most beautiful actor in the world', and she specializes in various vase roles. . . . . .

Well, these are not the main points. The main point is that she is still an inventor, for example, helping aircraft designers improve wings.

Until one time, she met a musician who likes pancreas-glandology (and not serious enough), she went to ask each other about the method of breast augmentation, but did not know how the two people talked, the content of the chat turned from breast augmentation to fish- mine. The two hit it off and worked together to develop and apply for a patent for a military communication system that can withstand radio interference or anti-eavesdropping, which is frequency hopping technology, which is CDMA, the core content of modern 3G digital mobile technology.

However, this technique of hers has not been taken seriously. The military of the Stars and Stripes country does not believe that an actress who feeds on her face can produce any high-tech skills? So many weapons experts can't keep up with an actress? On the contrary, if she wants to serve the country, it is better to use her beauty and reputation to sell war bonds. Her invention was put on hold for decades.

It was not until the end of the war that her technology began to be used. Later, it was used in wireless phones and the Internet. All Bluetooth and WIFI were inspired by her, so later generations called her the "Mother of WIFI".

Barbara Rama smiled and said, "I'm not as pretty as her. But Mr. Xiao is really good at talking. I still have a lot of questions I want to ask Mr. Xiao, don't you know?"

At this time, Yang Meng's words came from the intercom: "Xiao Peng, the ship is about to dock, and the emergency vehicle is already waiting on the shore."

Xiao Peng hurriedly said to Barbara-Rama: "You go to the hospital first, and you're sure it's okay!" He asked Xiaoqiu and others to help send the wounded ashore and walk into the cockpit.

Yang Meng was still there to play with the orangutans and saw Xiao Peng coming over: "Man, you are finally back. These little things can't eat fruit. Is it better to drink milk now?"

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "They are not hungry. The gorillas don't need to breastfeed for two and a half months after they are born... I'll go, this gorilla grows fast, and these three things don't last for two and a half months. Come on? Xiaoqiu, you are going to try some milk."

Yang Meng stretched his waist and said, "I am so sleepy, can I go back to the hotel to sleep now?"

Xiao Peng stared with both eyes: "Sleep! Go call everyone back, take the gorilla, let's run! Go straight to Cuba!"

"Huh?" Yang Meng suspected that he had heard it wrong.

"Ah shit! I don't believe those guys don't want their gorillas, they will come and go with them, trouble!"

Sun Pengcheng was a little anxious after hearing this: "Brother Peng, this is going to Cuba? What about our business affairs?"

"It's finished!" Xiao Peng's answer made Sun Pengcheng dumbfounded. What the hell? Finished? I came here this time just to see how you fished the sunken ship. As a result, I played on the ship for a day. You told me it was done? How can I tell my grandfather when I go back?

Xiao Peng nodded: "Tell our people over there in Cuba to prepare to respond."

Sun Pengcheng nodded stupidly, yes, he will definitely let Grandpa scold him to death this time.

Several people split up, and the ‘Vladimir’ left the port overnight and headed straight for Cuba. However, they did not go to the main island of Cuba, but to Pinos, the second largest island in the south of Cuba.

Since Columbus discovered Pinos, it has been used as a place to imprison criminals and fugitive slaves. Until the 1960s, it was a little better. Some young Cubans came here to develop. After half a century of development, this The population of more than two thousand square kilometers of islands (two Chongming islands) has finally reached 50,000. . . . . .

It is also because there are few people here, so you can do some sneaky things.

Xiao Peng went all the way north to Pinos Island. From here to Pinos, it takes almost two days at sea.

The sudden set-off of the Vladimir left many crew members speechless. Some were brought back drunk, and some were dragged directly out of the bed. But the one with the most opinion was Yang Meng. He is now He looked haggard.

Xiao Peng was sailing there. He was shocked when he saw Yang Meng's haggard look: "Fuck, didn't I let you go to sleep last night? Why are you so virtuous? What about gorillas?"

Yang Meng glared bloodshot eyes after hearing this: "Don't mention gorillas to me! I am depressed!"

Xiao Peng poured him a cup of coffee: "What is depressed?"

"Lice! Fuck! Those gorillas are all lice! I hugged them yesterday, and now I feed them! You said that there are all kinds of animals on our island, and there are no lice and fleas, but these things are all on them. ! Look at the bite for me?" Yang Meng said as he lifted his clothes, his body was wrapped one by one.

Sun Pengcheng walked in at exactly this time and saw Yang Meng lifting his clothes at Xiao Peng, his expression was stunned, then turned and walked back: "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything!"

Yang Meng grabbed him and rubbed Sun Pengcheng on him: "I let you not see! I let you not see!"

Sun Pengcheng was terrified: "Mengzi, what are you doing? You let me go, I don't like men!"

Xiao Peng said cheerfully, "Trust me, he doesn't like men either. He is trying to pass the lice on his body to you."

"Oh... What? Lice?" Sun Pengcheng widened his eyes.

Xiao Peng nodded and said, "Doesn't this make the lice on the gorillas bite? You quickly tell Xiaoqiu that the boat should be treated with insecticide. Meng, you can throw away the clothes you wear. Go take a bath. Bring me the gorillas."

Yang Meng shook his head desperately: "God knows how many lice are still on them!"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, I have a way. Bring them over, and I can make them free of lice."

Yang Meng said angrily: "Why are there such disgusting creatures as lice on the earth? Isn't a bit of fart useful!"

Xiao Peng shook his head and said, "Who said that lice are useless? If you let those anthropologists hear this, you must be licking you with your big mouth. This lice has solved a major problem that has plagued humans for hundreds of years.

Yang Meng was puzzled: "What's the problem?"

Xiao Peng replied: "When did humans start to wear clothes?"

Sun Pengcheng smiled and said, "What's this big problem? Isn't it enough to find a clothing fossil?"

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "You are stupid, the clothes in ancient times were either plant fiber or animal fiber. How could fossils be left behind?"

"When did humans wear clothes?" Yang Meng asked curiously.

"Probably 170,000 years ago." Xiao Peng gave the answer.

Yang Meng's eyes widened: "How did you know?"

Xiao Peng said: "Anthropologists came to this conclusion after studying lice."

"Lice?" Yang Meng and Sun Pengcheng widened their eyes.

Xiao Peng confirmed: "Yes, you think, if you want to know when you have clothes, you have to know when humans are fading. If it turns out that humans have long hairs like apes, then you definitely don’t need to wear clothes. Right?"

Yang Meng nodded after listening.

Xiao Peng continued: "The Homo sapiens was born in Africa, and the weather there is hot, so the ancient ape man has to fade his body hair, or he will die from the heat, but then there is a problem: this ape man has no hair and is parasitic. What about the lice on them? The lice died two days after leaving the human body. So in the end the lice evolved into two different creatures, one is a head lice and the other is a pubic lice. Old and dead do not interact. According to the test From the DNA information of head lice and pubic lice, it can be concluded that humans shed their hair 1.2 million years ago."

Yang Meng blinked, "What does that have to do with human wearing clothes?"

Xiao Peng smiled and said: "If this head lice falls from the head to the body, if there is no place to survive, it will be dead, right? Until humans start to wear clothes, these head lice finally found a place to survive. The head degenerates into a small hook, which can catch the fiber on the clothes and turn into body lice. And only need to calculate when the body lice appeared, it shows when humans began to wear clothes, right? The conclusion is 170,000 years ago!"

Pan Peiyu took a breath: "Doesn't this mean that humans have lived bare-assed for more than one million years? If you say that the lice are so powerful, shall we still kill them?"

"Kill! We are not an anthropologist! Keep them braised? Kill all! Don't keep one!"

"... Then what else are you talking about."