Godly Fisherman

When Yang Meng asked Xiao Peng to have dinner, Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng with a melancholy expression: "Man, do you think I look like a silly X?"

Yang Meng shook his head: "You don't look like silly X."

Xiao Peng felt a little more comfortable hearing this, but Yang Meng said, "You are stupid X."

Xiao Peng raised his **** to Yang Meng!

Yang Meng asked curiously: "What happened? You said that? The container was not delivered?"

"Of course it was sent, I mean something else." Xiao Peng Youyou said.

"What's the matter?" Yang Meng asked curiously.

Xiao Peng sighed and said, "Don't you say I'm not stupid? My mind was drawn to listen to you."

"What does it matter to me?" Yang Meng said in a daze.

Xiao Peng shook his head: "Let's go, go to dinner!" After talking, Xiao Peng shook his head and went out to eat. Yang Meng was confused.

This afternoon, Xiao Peng really listened to what Yang Meng said, and found a group of Caribbean reef sharks rushing to and fro on the seabed. It turned out that what Nima did was useless!

If you are looking for treasures buried in the sea sand, you can use this method, but this is stealing treasures, those treasures are there, and you have to enter the village secretly and don't shoot guns. This is slowly cleaning up the sea sand monkey year by year to finish it? This is not the time for fine work!

Xiao Peng ran out of patience, and directly used the sea-steering technique in a rage! Manipulate the ocean currents. I used this skill when I was fishing for "goldfish"!

But there is a big problem with the use of vertical sea art, that is, it is too destructive! There was a wave of at least three meters on the nearby sea, and even Xiao Peng had a big wave.

This one was destroyed, and the bottles and cans in the sunken ship were broken. If you let those archaeologists see it, it would be distressed.

However, even though these bottles and jars were broken, they brought Xiao Peng a new surprise: Atlantic long arm octopus actually lived in these jars! This is the ‘Octopus Paul’ who used to shine in the World Cup!

This octopus is addicted to all kinds of utensils. I like hiding in a variety of hollow vessels.

No matter what container it is on the seabed, it likes to get into it to shelter. Moreover, octopuses are mollusks. They are all kinds of drills. Once someone salvaged a bottle with a mouth of less than five centimeters in diameter, there was a big octopus 30 centimeters thick hidden inside. Someone once found a shipwreck filled with water jars and amphoras from the ancient Greek period. As a result, there were octopuses in every bottle.

The traditional method of fishing octopus in countries around the world is to sprinkle a little salt on the empty bottle and throw it into the sea.

For example, in the Wa country, their method of catching octopus is called "octopus pot", which is to tie various shapes of clay pots to a long rope and throw them on the bottom of the sea, and then lift them up after a while. Huaxia, Yinsan, and Cuba use large conch shells strung together and thrown into the sea. Tunisian fishermen have more personality and directly throw drains into the sea to catch octopuses.

And this octopus is definitely one of the most amazing animals in the world.

For example, almost everyone knows that octopuses can change colors according to the surrounding colors and have a very powerful ability to change colors. They can become "Masters of Transformation" because there are many pigment cells hidden under their skin, and they can change the body color of different colors at any time according to the environment. But no one knows what it relies on to distinguish the surrounding colors-because the octopus itself is color blind.

Moreover, the intelligence level of octopus has always been something that people do not understand, although octopus is just a relatively primitive mollusk according to the theory of evolution and animal taxonomy, and it is a close relative of oysters. But has an intelligence level beyond imagination! They can get out of the maze, unscrew the bottle cap, and even distinguish different humans and use tools! These are all complex and flexible signs of intelligence, and generally only mammals can do it.

No one knows where their intelligence comes from, and even some scientists suspect that the octopus was brought by aliens--the aliens in many film and television works are simply octopuses.

It’s not surprising that octopuses are mollusks, but they have 33,000 genes, 12,000 more than humans. There are 764 zinc-ion-linked genes in humans, while octopuses have 1,790; and there are five in octopus brains. 100 million neurons is 2.5 times the number of neurons in the mouse brain. . . . . .

The advantage of finding such a large group of octopuses is: direct spiritual enlightenment, and the octopus porter team appears! They are perfect for fine work.

The legendary more than one hundred boxes of treasures are true and not fake. But the so-called treasure box is just as big as a beer transfer box. Packing more than a hundred boxes of treasures into three containers is more than enough - after all, Xiao Peng didn't clean them so carefully. A seabed mess is left behind, and ocean currents push the container to the open sea-the mission is complete.

Such a thing has not been resolved long ago? Still listening to Yang Meng's bad idea? It's so stupid.

"Boss!" Seeing Xiao Peng coming out, everyone greeted Xiao Peng with a look of excitement.

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "How to play and how to play! Today is for fun. Just be happy. Damn! Why eat these broken things? Captain?" Seeing the food on the table, Xiao Peng frowned, too coping. Right? Why are they all canned sausages?

Hearing Xiao Peng’s words, the captain explained: “Mr. Xiao, we can’t really blame us for this. There is a sudden wave. The kitchen can’t cook at all and can only eat these cooked food.”

Xiao Peng choked, uh, this is still his own sin. . . . . . But it seems that the people on the boat don't seem to care about this. They only have those beauties in their eyes. They really don't understand. The language doesn't work, how can they communicate so pleasantly.

"Brother Peng!" Sun Pengcheng ran over from nowhere, looking at the two with a smirk. This guy hasn't seen a trace, but you don't need to ask to know where he went, and I don't know how to wipe the lipstick mark on that neck.

Xiao Peng gave him a white look: "Cool?"

Sun Pengcheng coughed dryly: "Brother Peng, I don't understand what you are talking about."

Yang Meng pointed at his neck: "I will wipe off the lipstick mark."

Sun Pengcheng said quickly: "Brother Peng, I am innocent. Who knows that the girls here are so enthusiastic."

Xiao Peng waved his hand: "Okay, I'm not your grandfather, what do I care about you? Isn't it just for fun when you came out today? By the way, did you watch the movie today?"

"Filming?" Sun Pengcheng blinked. He stayed in the room all afternoon. How could he have time to care about things outside?

Yang Meng sighed after listening, "Xiao Peng, I opened my eyes today! I didn't expect the movie to be shot like this!"

Xiao Peng asked curiously: "How did you shoot it?"

Yang Meng explained: "This Nima Thomas is really awesome! What kind of shots did he take with our boat? It is to shoot a group of people on the boat, and then suddenly encounter an alien attack, and then ask everyone A face of fear fell into the water, and then the shots of the explosion on the ship were processed later.

Xiao Peng nodded: "I know this."

Yang Meng said, "You don't know how he took the photo."

Xiao Peng was curious: "How did he shoot?"

Yang Meng sighed: "He is going to take a shot of a ship shaking in the sea. How did he do it? Shake the camera! Fuck, Zhen Nima has never seen such a scumbag movie. As a result, this group of people are still shooting happily. I jumped into the sea six or seven times, and said that their expressions were not nervous enough, and that their diving posture was not graceful. I wanted to throw that Thomas into the sea and not take pictures, but Xiaoqiu and the others were still happy. ."

Xiao Peng laughed loudly after hearing this: "Okay, isn't it just for fun today? Just have fun!"

Sun Pengcheng lowered his voice: "Brother Peng, when shall we do business?"

Xiao Peng was taken aback for a moment: "What's the business? Isn't playing the business?"

Sun Pengcheng whispered: "Brother Peng, I'm not stupid, I want to understand, you brought people to play today to cover people's eyes, right?"

Xiao Peng and Yang Meng looked at each other and then patted Sun Pengcheng on the shoulder: "Man, you think too much, today we are out to play!"

Sun Pengcheng obviously didn't believe it: "Brother Peng, don't tease me. If you really want to come out to play, why do you want everyone to come out? Isn't this just to create alibi?"

Xiao Peng sighed: "Pengcheng, you don't want to watch so many brain-dead movies in the future, why should everyone come out to play? Don't you know the "stories of the groom"?"

"The story of the coachman?" Sun Pengcheng puzzled.

Xiao Peng looked disgusted after hearing this: "Mengzi, you can tell this illiterate!"

Yang Meng proudly explained to Sun Pengcheng: "In 607 BC, Zheng State sent troops to attack Song State, and Song State Marshal Hua Yuan led his troops to challenge himself. Before the two armies fought, Hua Yuan slaughtered one in order to boost morale. The first sheep rewarded the soldiers. As a result, everyone gave it and forgot to give his groom a copy. As a result, the groom remembered his grudges. When the two armies fought, they drove directly to Zheng Guo’s camp with Hua Yuan in a carriage. Hua Yuan returned If he didn’t understand what happened, he became Zheng Guo’s prisoner. Song Guo had no coach, so he would naturally be defeated. This is how the idiom “self-government” came from. Such a big person doesn’t even know this. !"

Xiao Peng said to Sun Pengcheng: "I don't want to be the unlucky Huayuan? His life is worth a bowl of mutton soup? It is said that there is no need to suffer from unevenness, unless I do not reward employees, if I reward employees, I will do it. To be fair. Or cause trouble for yourself."

After hearing this, Sun Pengcheng shook his head and said: "Brother Peng, I don't think you are doing this right. If more work and less work are the same reward, then who still works?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Rewards are divided into different situations. Material rewards must be high or low. I still understand the truth of more work, more rewards, but don’t those who come out like this belong to spiritual civilization rewards? Then no one can miss it. ."

"But..." Sun Pengcheng wanted to say something else.

"Mengzi, throw this cold water off the boat!"

"Brother Peng! I was wrong! Everything you say is right!"