Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 39

After they took me out for a long distance, I gradually slowed down. After that, I didn't dare to stop too much, but continued to move forward cautiously.

Looking at them being so careful, but without any efficient reconnaissance measures, only one assassin scouting in front, I feel that human beings are really stupid. to monster.

After walking a section of the road, my injury seems to be getting better and I can finally speak.

"Silly dog, can you smell the smell around you? Be careful with the monster lurking nearby." I quickly ordered the silly dog, why not use such a good Pathfinding Tool.

"Silly bird, are your wings ready? Just go to the sky and watch, see if there are any powerful monsters around, and let us know if there is any situation."

After hearing what I said, the silly bird stared at me for a while, then flapped its wings and flew up. Although it looked a little silly, it was no more stupid than the silly dog. Since the silly dog could understand My command, it can understand naturally.

Finally, I took a look at the silly cat, and it looked at me too, forget it, this guy is not very obedient, he loves it, I really don't understand the little master taking such a man to eat and not work What's the burden of doing.

Under the reconnaissance of silly dogs and silly birds, we walked a section of the road safely, and all my injuries were finally healed. That bastard hit really hard, hurry up It's time to fall from the sky before going up.

Finally, under my command, we left the frontier forest smoothly and did not encounter any more powerful monsters and devil beasts.

The reason why sheep are called sheep is because sheep can use their brains, and they can only wait on me. After all, the gap between IQ is too big, alas, the wise are always so lonely...

So I still have to lead them, otherwise I feel they will perish soon, after all, they were attacked by orcs.

But the DJ sheep mode doesn't seem to work so well, it only works for those with a certain IQ above a certain level, and it doesn't work for the idiot-like trolls. It seems that I can't count on this. Mode, I still have to fight on my own.

After exiting the border forest, it was much safer. I hurried forward along the road, and it took nearly a day before I finally arrived at Soul Town.

This town looks a little smaller than Iron Fort, and it doesn't have such a high city wall, but there are many strange symbols on the city wall, and I don't know what it is for.

After Knight revealed his identity as a mercenary, he led the crowd into Soul Town and found a nearby tavern to live in. However, this tavern does not look as good as Bob's Tavern. Not much.

"You guys have a rest now. I'll go to the mercenary guild to see what tasks are there, and by the way, help Lulu find out where her parents are."

Knight left as he spoke. Tavern, but he's really blind, why call my little master a woman.

Although I admit that he is squeamish like a bitch, but I have watched him grow up, and there are still some things, even if his appearance has changed, there should still be some things. Yes.

The mercenaries seem to be a little tired after running all day, and they are all lying on the table and not moving very much. Is this okay? It's just how far they have run, it's a bit bad as my little brother, and they need to exercise more in the future.

"Give me a glass of ale, thank you." After I said that, the tavern boss looked at me in shock, um, I seem to have forgotten that most sheep can't speak, but so what? , Why can't the sheep speak.

"It just seemed to be asking me for a drink." The tavern Boss looked towards the little master who ran over, the little master covered my mouth and said, "No, what is it? Baa, it's just a strange sound, maybe you're too tired to hear it wrong."

"No, I heard it right, it must have been talking just now, and I haven't heard it right lately. Tired, there are not many customers in the tavern." The tavern boss argued persistently, which made me a little impatient, and I hadn't had a drink for several days.

"If you want to take it, you can take it. There's so much nonsense." I broke free from the little master's hand and yelled at the stupid boss. The stupid boss was shocked by my imposing manner, Obediently helped me pour a glass of malt wine.

"It's almost the same, just brew this glass of malt wine. You will be my little brother from now on, and I will cover you." As I spoke, I stretched out my tongue and licked the wine in the glass, but so Not very enjoyable to drink.

"Just pour it into my mouth, don't poke like that stupidly." After hearing what I said, the somewhat demented boss raised the glass a little, and the ale fell down immediately. I quickly opened my mouth to catch it.

I still enjoy drinking like this. It seems that this Boss has been conquered by my spirit. Maybe he can come here for more drinks in the future, which is also his honor.

little master stood beside him with an embarrassed expression. Boss looked at him and asked, "Is that what he always called?"

"Uh...you can understand that. ." The little master seems to not knowing what to do, isn't it just to say something, as for being nervous like that? Your bird can fly when it's on fire, and the big-bellied lizard has bat wings and breathes fire.

But it seems like that thing is called the Phoenix giant dragon or something. It sounds quite powerful. I will meet them when I have time, and collect a few to be my little brothers.

"A few more glasses, it's not enough for me to rinse my mouth." After all, my alcohol consumption is calculated by barrel, and a glass of malt wine can only be rinsed, but the long-lost taste, It's really forgettable.

"You'll pay for it, right." Boss actually said something like paying, I drink his wine to give him face and treat him like a little brother, and he actually asks me for it money? This little brother's consciousness is not high enough!

"Isn't it just money? They'll give it to you." I believe other little brothers will pay for me. When I look back, I'll help them get some more money.

My mercenary boys looked at each other in blank dismay, and after a while the girl in green priest robe came over and said, "How much is the total."

"A glass of malt liquor is 10 Copper Coins, and a barrel is 5 Silver Coins." Although the Silly Boss is stupid, he is quite clear about the calculation. There is nothing wrong with the price.

The priest was taken aback when he heard it, and said, "Why is a barrel so expensive?"

"There are 50 cups in a barrel, so naturally it costs 500 Copper Coins. Isn't that 5 Silver Coins?" Boss explained patiently, it seemed that there were really not many customers, and Bob would have been roaring long ago.

Just when the priest hesitated, apprentice magician ran over and said, "Five Silver Coins are five Silver Coins, I'll just give them." Then he took out 5 Silver Coins and put them away on the front desk.

This little brother is really good, I must praise him: "Very good! Not bad! You are more sensible, and you will be my second little brother in the future."

apprentice magician asked curiously: "Who is the first?"

"It's a bard. When the orcs attacked the city, he rushed into the enemy line with me, and then got separated. I don't know if I survived or not, but there should be no major problems with cavalry support at that time."

At this time, the chief who admired me very much and wanted to praise my deeds came to my mind. Little brother, I don't know if he is still in Iron Fort City or not. Maybe he has already begun to spread my deeds. He is really a competent and hard-working chief little brother.