Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 34

After I said this sentence, the eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and all the holes in the body emitted colorful rays of light, which formed beams of light, and were constantly changing colors and rotating.

This scene not only frightened me, but also frightened the people around me, they all stared at me dumbfounded, I tried to say something, when I opened my mouth, the manic music and electric sound came from my mouth. sent out.

In an instant, the atmosphere of the entire tavern becomes dry, this is the feeling I want! But the problem I didn't expect to come up this way!

Never mind! Get dry and you're done!

Just as the heavy metal music came out of my mouth, all the people in the tavern were involuntarily wiggling, they kept dancing to the beat of the DJ, and at the same time they let out a happy and dripping sound with the rhythm. cry.

Not only did the boys wiggle with me, but the Boss, the waitress, and the silly dog also swayed, and they also joined our carnival.

It seems that they heard the shouting, and the chef and the little guy also came out, and soon joined the dancing team. After a while, even the little maid and the passengers upstairs also came out. , all if the carnival.

Tonight, let's get dry!

This night, people were so crazy, everyone vented out heartily, as if they had vented the depression, pain and struggle in their hearts.

Seeing the bright smiles on their faces, I know that they have already admitted my boss from the bottom of their hearts at this moment. Maybe if I ask them to go and whip the Ham pub a hundred times, they will also be without the slightest hesitation.

"You really are not an ordinary goat! I knew you were my lucky star!" The Boss said and rushed over, looking like he wanted to hug me.

As you are, you are not qualified to embrace me, only the little master and the master have this qualification, not even the hostess.

I ducked to the side, and the Boss threw himself on the ground, but he still didn't look dissatisfied and looked at me with a smile on his face.

At this time, a younger brother asked, "Will there be music and activities like this every day?"

All the younger brothers immediately looked towards me, maybe I should To express it, he opened his mouth after thinking, the heavy metal music sounded again, and the rays of light on his body flashed again.

DJ Sheep Mode is on again! Let's keep going.

After dancing happily for a while, everyone was exhausted, and I also turned off the DJ sheep mode and told them with practical actions that such an event will happen everyday all!

In the end, the younger brothers reluctantly left the tavern, and even that troubadour bought me a bottle of wine, which is really nice, younger brother.

"It is so amazing, I have never seen such a wonderful goat, it will go down in history, and I will sing about its poetry and legends everywhere!"

Roaming The poet said excitedly, I know that I have conquered him with music, and he will become my spiritual slave in the days to come, admiring and even worshipping me incomparably.

"You're right, it will be my most precious treasure, and no one can take it away from me!" The Boss suddenly attached so much importance to me, which made me a little uncomfortable.

But since you have said so, can the wine not be so stingy in the future, just have it when you need it, and I don't mind if you have more.

Although the bard is also very reluctant, he still went upstairs. It seems that he intends to live here forever. He is indeed my little brother. I will make you my chief little brother in the future.

After everyone left, I also went back to the backyard. The silly dog was still excited after following him. It seemed to get out of control easily. It was either fear or excitement.

"Boss, do it again, I feel that the entire world is different!" Silly Dog pleaded beside him.

"In the evening, if you don't sleep, others have to sleep. I'll talk about it tomorrow!" I categorically rejected its unreasonable request, and the stupid dog may die if he jumps again, his eyes are straight .

I slept very soundly that night. I don't know if it was because of the music or because of the wine. In short, I slept from the night to the morning of the second day without being woken up by the stupid dog. Once, did not wake up and look for water.

When I stood up and stretched out, I walked towards the tavern leisurely. The back door of the tavern was not closed this time. It seemed that the Boss was very conscious.

But should I have some ale in the morning to rinse my mouth? After all, my little brother team is getting bigger and bigger, and it may be bigger in the future. We must pay attention to the image.

When I came to the tavern, the younger brothers who were having breakfast immediately cast a respectful look and called them respectfully: "The Great Sheep God."

I like this title very much, I am really great, and I will do even greater things in the future, let the entire empire, the entire continent, the entire world worship me, worship me!

But before that, you still have to drink some malt wine first. The first sip of clear malt wine when you wake up in the morning is a kind of sheep's enjoyment.

When the Boss handed me a glass of ale, I knew he had begun to become qualified, and it was worth my while to help him get rid of that ham pub and two mercenary groups.

After drinking the ale, I walked to the door of the tavern, found a place where the sun shines in, and lay down to bask in the sun.

This kind of life is the life of sheep, not fighting wits and courage with those stupid cats, not fighting hard with those wolves, and not going on patrol with their masters.

Although it's only morning, people are coming to the tavern one after another. They seem to be coming for me. Are you waiting for me to kick them up?

But now in the daytime, it's not the time to dance and sing, but to enjoy the fun of the sheep, and at the same time enjoy their revered eyes.

I guess even if I talk now, they shouldn't be too surprised, after all, it's more incredible to open your mouth and put the DJ than to talk.

There are even colorful beams of light that look like a disco ball. Although I have never been to a disco, I have the impression of this thing in my mind.

There are more and more people in the pub, and it's already full before noon, let alone the hotel upstairs, which is probably already full.

I found that they are getting a little crazy. This is the beginning. There will be more people crazy for me in the future. Maybe I can really become a legend in the mouth of the bard.

Although my younger brothers are calling and begging me to start DJing activities, how can this thing start casually, there must be a sense of ceremony, this is a belief, a belief.

Not long after that, the whole tavern could no longer hold people, but there were still people trying to squeeze in, so I had to leave the gate and go back to the backyard.

Before I came back, I saw the scene outside the tavern. It was people on the third floor and the third floor. They seemed to be looking forward to the coming of night and the arrival of the carnival.

I jumped on the roof and looked down at my fanatical admirers, as if I were the king and they were my people, and although the humans were ugly, there were no goats now The people, the people of mankind can also make do with it.