Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 296

While I was walking and chatting with Forge Hammer, the silly dog eagerly ran back and said excitedly: "Boss! There is a mount in front!"

"Anything is a mount, What the hell did you see?" I don't quite believe the stupid dog's words, I guess in its eyes everything can be ridden.

At this time, the toad said: "It is a group of birdmen with long wings. The scientific name seems to be called Banshee. In theory, they can ride, but looking at the small body, it is estimated that this dwarf cannot be carried."

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I know that stupid dog is untrustworthy. If I remember correctly, the harpy Banshee should not be much taller than a dwarf, and he can't fly high by himself, let alone bring a dwarf. It is estimated that when the time comes Can't fly at all.

I immediately said: "Those things don't work, is there anything else that can be ridden?" "Yes! I also saw some eyesless things that looked very bullying. "The silly dog continued.

I didn't answer it, but looked towards the toad, and the toad said, "That doesn't work either, the cave dwellers are the lowest humanoid creatures, so they can only grow mushrooms and dig mines. , occasionally make a cameo appearance on emergency food, they can't do anything else."

"Is there nothing else?" This time I asked the toad directly, and I didn't expect anything from the stupid dog. useful information.

The toad said: "If you can't, just look for it in the vicinity. Anyway, there are all kinds of creatures here. I know there is a place where a nest of manticores lives. Would you like to go and have a look?"

I thought about it and asked Forge Hammer: "How far is that dwarf tribe from you?" "If you walk, it will take about a day." Forge Hammer didn't stop when he spoke, Still looking anxious.

I immediately said to him: "Let's get some mounts, and then fly over it should be faster." "There are no suitable creatures around here as mounts."

"This toad said that there is a nest of manticores nearby. Maybe we can take a look. If there are, then our transportation will be solved and we can reach the dwarf tribe faster."

After hearing my words, Forge Hammer said: "I may still tame tribal manticores for the time being."

"You can't tame, don't you have me? I take them as mounts for the sake of face. , they still want to drop."

If you are a mount for me, it is quite a face to the manticore, I hope they don't give face shameless, when the time comes, you can only serve the manticore with virtue Lion too.

Looking at the hammer, I was still a little hesitant, so I said, "Why are you hesitating, it's just to let you ride to find rescue, not to send you directly. When you are strong enough, you can rely on it. Use your own strength to subdue them."

After hearing me say this, the hammer was relaxed and said: "Okay, I thought the boss would give it to me directly, because the mount depends on Only by subduing your own strength can you achieve a better fit."

"Where is so much nonsense, even if it is given to you, you can still subdue it with your own strength, it is more important to ask for help first."

I immediately looked towards Toad and continued: "Where's the manticore, lead the way." "No problem, let's rush!" Toad patted the silly dog on the head, silly The dog jumped out immediately.

Me and Forging Hammer followed along, but the stupid dog ran too fast, Forging Hammer couldn't keep up, and soon he fell behind, and he couldn't even see it anymore.

"I said you idiot can run slower!? Didn't you find the shame?" After I shouted, the silly dog slowed down and turned his head to take a look.

"Huh? Where's the forging hammer?" The silly dog ran back in confusion, I turned my head to look behind, but vaguely found a dozen black dots in the air.

"What are those black dots?" I squinted and looked, and the toad said, "It's probably those birdmen, they seem to have come out to hunt."

Stupid The dog forced a humorous question: "Boss, guess who they are taking as prey~" "If you talk more nonsense, you will probably only find the forging hammer in the feces that fell from the sky." I hurriedly went to ran back.

The silly dog followed closely and said excitedly: "Do you want such a good thing? Is there really feces falling from the sky?"

"Nonsense, used to be in the forest. Don't all birds do that? Otherwise, do you think those flying creatures go to the toilet, do they squat and pull like the little masters?"

I found that the stupid dog has not only been brainless recently, but also The memory has declined a bit. Is it the strength that is exchanged for the brain?

The silly dog seemed to remember it, widened his eyes and exclaimed: "Yeah, how could I forget this."

"Don't use that kind of wisdom that seems to be full of wisdom. Look at me, don't you know it's stupid to look like this?" After I said that, I activated the rapid sheep and quickly rushed to the hammer.

When I arrived, the forging hammer seemed to be injured. Most of these eagle Banshees are only Level 2, but there is also a Level 3 one. It is no wonder that the forging hammer is injured. After all, it still occupies sky superiority.

Fortunately, the hammer is wearing a helmet, so it's not too dangerous. It's just a scratch on his arm. I saw that he didn't have any major problems, so I didn't immediately step forward to help.

"How is it, can it stand it?" I asked, and the hammer responded loudly: "No problem!!!"

Seeing that he was so confident, I didn't rush to do it, but lay on the side and watched. After the silly dog ran up to me, he said: "Boss, they look very suitable for roasting, which reminds me of roast pigeons."

"I don't think so, you'd better not eat roast squab in front of silly pigeons in the future. I feel that it wants to hammer you many times, which is equivalent to eating dog meat in front of you. "

After hearing my words, the silly dog said: "Dog meat, I don't know how it tastes."

"You can taste the meat on your own when you have time. It is said to be quite fragrant." I found that I can't think of a silly dog with normal thinking, and it seems that it doesn't seem to have any taboos about dog meat.

"Really!?" The silly dog was so excited when he heard it, he lowered his head and bit himself, and suddenly barked in pain, but he was still chewing while barking.

"How is it? It's alright." I asked casually, and after the silly dog barked a few times, he said, "It seems to be really fragrant, but it hurts a bit."

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"It shouldn't hurt when it's cooked next time. Look at the ones you eat are all cooked. When did they scream pain." While observing the battle, I casually dealt with the stupid dog.

The silly dog looked thoughtful and said: "It seems to be the truth, I must try it later."

At this moment, the silly dog's screams seemed to attract attention To get the attention of those harpy Banshees, they immediately forked out some to attack us.

"I haven't gone to trouble you yet, but you have come to die by yourself, then don't blame me for being impolite, activate the laser sheep."

The voice fell. , I became a goat with a metallic feel again, and shot out a laser at the eagle, Banshee, who was at the forefront, and shot it down from the air.

This scene frightened the other eagle Banshees, they all stopped attacking us and hurriedly turned their heads and flew back.

I saw them running away, and opened my mouth to shoot another laser, and then shouted:

"You are surrounded by me! Now give you a chance, immediately Squatting on the ground with your head folded, there is still a way to be my captive, otherwise you will all become roast pigeons!"

However, those eagle-body Banshees flew faster, as if they were deaf, I saw another laser, and another shot.

It was only at this time that I realized why they ran so fast, because before they fell to the ground, the silly dog ate the roasted eagle body Banshee.

"You fucking stupid dog! Don't eat it! I'm still keeping them for good!!!"