Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 291

After attending McGonagall's wedding, I went to Underground World with Lilith.

I have to say that the king still gives face very much, that Princess is also very beautiful in terms of human aesthetics, and her figure is not bad.

If Knight knew this, he wouldn't be envious, jealous, and sure enough, there would be no harm if there was no comparison.

The king is also very good. Before I left here, he has already started to build sculptures for me in the square, which is very good.

And next to us was a little girl, the little Red Riding Hood who had been making trouble with my little brother.

She seems to have been re-brainwashed by Lilith now, and she began to serve Lilith. I have to say that her fate is really tragic. Compared with the little master, she is much happier.

Just after we entered the Underground World, the silly dog was very excited, running around and barking: "Boss, look, there is a mushroom here!"

"Mushroom Mushrooms, what's so strange, hurry up and follow." I'm very curious about its unabated curiosity for so many years, what keeps it like this? A childlike innocence? Or because it's too stupid?

"I lick," said the silly dog, reaching out to lick the red spotted mushroom, which may have forgotten what happened the last time he ate the mushroom.

But it's not the same now. It shouldn't be poisoned by its slime body. I don't bother to care about it.

Just as I was walking forward, there was a voice from the silly dog: "gu!"

The silly dog yelled in surprise: "Boss, it's not a mushroom, it's a mushroom. Toad!" I turned my head to look, only to find that the toad actually stood up on two legs, and then ran away quickly, the speed was unbelievable.

Seeing this, the silly dog immediately chased after him and yelled, "Don't run!" I hurriedly shouted, "Don't run around, you'll get lost in a while." The underground is so dark that even directions are divided Not clear, it is easy to get lost.

However, before I finished speaking, the silly dog had already chased the toad and disappeared into the darkness, I immediately chased after seeing this, and said to Lilith and the monkey at the same time: "You guys go ahead first. , I'll chase you later."

After saying that, I started the fast sheep to chase the silly dog, but found that the silly dog is running really fast now, and I don't know if it is because of the increase in strength or what is going on. .

And that toad is also amazing. It runs no slower than us, and I don't know what species it is. It's very interesting.

After I chased for a long distance, I finally caught up with the silly dog, but found that the silly dog fell on the ground and foamed, and there was a toad sitting on its head.

"You very ugly person, how dare you bully my little brother!" I stepped forward to drive this guy away, but the toad said, "I didn't lick it, and you still depend on me?"

"Nonsense, you're not putting mushrooms there, can it lick you? Get out of here." As I said, I stretched out my hooves to kick it, and the toad jumped aside.

But the toad didn't run away after jumping aside, but raised the bar with me and said, "I'm pretending to be a mushroom, I'm resting, and a dog is licking something. Mushrooms."

"Dogs are omnivores, isn't it normal to lick mushrooms? It's your thing that looks like a mushroom. What the heck is it?"

Heard After my words, the toad said: "I'm nothing, I'm an underground poisonous frog. Anyone who licks me or wants to eat me will be poisoned."

"Can slimes be poisoned?" Confused, Toad said: "Slime will of course be poisoned by my poison, and it spreads faster. Your little brother seems to be about to wake up, but he didn't die. It's amazing."

"You It's amazing that such a small thing is so poisonous." I said and turned my head and looked towards the silly dog. At this time, the silly dog opened his eyes, licked the foam on his mouth, and stood up shaking.

"Boss, what are you doing? Where are we?" The silly dog was amazed when he saw me, this guy couldn't have amnesia, so I immediately said, "It's not to chase after me. You stupid dog, how do I know where I am now."

The stupid dog looked around, then saw the toad and said, "Hey, there's a mushroom here, I'll lick it."

I kicked it aside and said, "How did you lose your memory? Don't you remember the consequences of just licking it!?"

"Ah, boss , I think about it, it seems that I licked it just now, but I seem to have had a beautiful dream, dreaming of many, many dogs, all of them female!!!"

The silly dog is excited. I was about to lick it again. I immediately pressed it to the ground and said, "Be honest with me. I'll faint again after a while. If that happens again, I'll leave you alone."

"No, boss, then I won't lick it... But can we take it with us?" The silly dog seemed to be obsessed with that feeling, it was really enough.

I glanced at the toad, after hearing the silly dog's words, the toad jumped directly on the silly dog's head and said, "I just happened to be traveling, so I will accompany you to go around. It's gone."

"You'd better not let it lick you easily, otherwise we won't be able to go anywhere." I turned my head and was about to go back, but I vaguely saw something in the distance , and also heard a little shouting.

At this time, the silly dog also noticed and said: "Boss, it seems to be very lively there, let's go and see."

"I know how to watch the fun all day long. Just take a look." I was also a little curious about what happened over there, the underground world is still very new to me.

Then I took the silly dog and ran over there, and quickly arrived there, and found that there were actually several dwarves being besieged by a group of goblins.

I get angry when I see goblins. At first, a group of goblins blocked us within the valley. If the Black Dragon appeared later, the little masters would be dangerous. They don't know these ugly ones. Guys don't understand music.

And after seeing those dwarves, I remembered my gray dwarf little brother Forging Hammer, and I know how he is doing now, maybe I should go see him.

Thinking of me, I said to the silly dog: "See those green very ugly people? Go and eat them, don't move those strong gray dwarves with long beards."

"Guaranteed to complete the boss's mission!!!" The stupid dog became excited when he heard the food, and rushed out, howling and pounced on the goblins.

The goblins were startled immediately. When they saw the silly dog, it had already jumped on a goblin and swallowed the goblin in one bite.

The goblins immediately divided some of them to deal with it, but soon they found that the silly dog was not something they could handle. Those goblins who were separated out had already been eaten by the silly dog. .

Now the stupid dog's digestion ability is super strong, and the goblins swallowed by it disappear at a speed visible to naked eyes. This scene seems to frighten the other goblins.

The goblins don't care about besieging the dwarves anymore, they are running away, and how can the stupid dog let them go, and keep running wildly to eat them.

The toad stayed on its head quite firmly, as if it was stuck on it, no matter how the dog moved, it wouldn't fall off, but watched the dog eat it with great interest. Goblins.

It didn't take long for the stupid dog to kill all those goblins, mainly because it couldn't eat it so fast, or it would all run away.

didn't expect Silly dogs have learned to use their brains a little bit, and none of them are stupid, they only know how to eat, and I don't know if they are influenced by me. I hope that one day it can stop being so stupid.

I didn't care about the goblins being eaten by the silly dog, and I walked slowly towards the vigilant gray dwarves.