Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 271

When I blasted the body of this Holy Mother deer to the point of being almost transparent, the silly dog and the others also recovered from the dementia, and then the silly dog exclaimed: "Boss! You turned into a stone!?"

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"Are you blind!? Is this called a stone? This is metal, didn't you see that I was reflecting?" I roared at it in dissatisfaction.

"The boss is really powerful, and he will turn into metal. If only I could change too." The silly dog looked at me with envy, and I said casually: "Maybe you eat something strange. It can also change."

"Really? Boss, you didn't lie to me, did you?" The silly dog was surprised, and I seriously said nodded: "Well, I lied to you."

Then I stopped talking to the frustrated silly dog, but looked towards Mag, who was also recovering, and asked, "Do you want this thing? It's just a little Holy Mother, I don't know if you can stand it or not."

"Holy Mother? What is Holy Mother, isn't this a Level 5 deer of light? Guardian of the forest, devil beast in a special form." Mag looked at the deer that was trying to recover , the greed in both eyes is about to overflow.

"Its will is very firm, I don't know if it can be subdued." Mag said and took out the crystal, and before the deer of light had fully recovered, he vigorously threw it at it.

However, the crystal seemed to have encountered some kind of barrier and was directly blocked, and then it exploded into countless fragments.

Mag said helplessly: "No, boss, although it has been seriously injured, its willpower has not weakened, and there is no way to conquer it."

"It's really a waste. , it seems that I still have to come, isn't it just to weaken its willpower, let's see how I deal with it." I said looking towards the light deer that had just recovered.

"How about it, the laser sauna is pretty comfortable, right? I should ask you to charge some money, but since you're a good girl, I don't want your money."

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After hearing my words, Guanglu said angrily: "You evil guy! Don't try to humiliate me, I will fight with you!"

Guanglu bowed his head again. I was about to rush up again, and I immediately said: "You bastard cannot tell good from bad, ah, I just worked so hard, you still want to hit me."

"You are the girl! Your whole family is a bitch!!!" The light deer rammed me with its antlers regardless.

Although it has a lot of strength, my body is now all metal. After it hits, not only did it not hurt me, it didn't even make me move.

"Why do you like to post so much? If it weren't for the difference in species, I would have taken you down long ago, haha." I spat it on the face.

A mouthful of thick phlegm stuck on its face, instantly making Guanglu howl: "Ah!!! You disgusting guy, you actually spit at me!"

"Is that called saliva? That's called thick phlegm. Thank you." As I spoke, Guanglu desperately rubbed his face against the tree, trying to get the thick phlegm down.

I saw it working so hard, so I spit on it again, and then said: "You got a little bit more on your body, you are not clean."

"Ah !!!" Guanglu almost collapsed, rolling on the ground desperately, as if spit on it was not phlegm, but lava, what? I don't have bad breath anymore since the maid often helps me clean my teeth.

I just watched it rolling on the ground so quietly, and seeing that it was about to clean itself, I said to the silly dog, "It smells like strawberries, do you believe it?"

"Really, Boss?" The stupid dog's eyes almost popped out, and he stuck out his tongue excitedly, and I immediately said: "If you don't believe me, go lick it."

" Good!" The silly dog rushed up excitedly, and then desperately licked Guanglu's body, and Guanglu barked like crazy: "Fuck off! You damn dog!" Biting a silly dog.

I smiled and said, "Oh hoo? It's starting to reveal your nature, so guess what, pretending to be Holy Mother, it's not right to suppress your nature, you are suppressing your nature of emotion and food now, that is Do you want to suppress the desire for the buck in the future?"

"Boss! It doesn't smell on it?" The silly dog took time to bark at me, and I said, "That's because you licked it. The time is short, just lick it for a while."

After hearing what I said, McGonagall said, "Boss, this light deer seems to be a male."

I glanced at him and said, "Male? What's wrong with the male? Can't the male have a desire for a male deer? I think it looks like a bitch, it must be a victim, saying Maybe I don't like doe at all, I like stag."

"The boss knows a lot, I'm not one ten thousandth as good as the boss." Mag patted the sheep's fart, but it was quite comfortable. .

I then looked towards the light deer that was biting the silly dog desperately. The silly dog was hurt by the bite and bit back desperately, and they rolled on the ground for a while.

Seeing that the silly dog was about to lose and flee, I said, "Silly dog, it's actually a female dog, but it doesn't look alike, you know what to do Right."

"Really!?" The silly dog was so excited after hearing it, he turned around and rushed towards Guanglu regardless, and then something inhumane happened. Of course, a silly dog has no humanity, after all, it is a dog.

When the silly dog came back to us, it seemed to be a little smaller.

"Boss, why do I feel like it doesn't look like a bitch." The silly dog was a little puzzled, and I casually replied: "You don't look like a dog anymore, what's so strange about this?

The stupid dog looked thoughtful nodded, and said: "The boss said very reasonable, according to what you said, although it looks a little strange, it can't be said that it is not a dog. ."

I ignored the stupid dog, but looked towards the light deer who shrank beside the tree roots with dull eyes, the corners of his eyes were still wet with tears. It's just being treated as a mother. Anyway, it's a male, so it's not too bad.

I immediately looked towards Mag next to me, and said, "It's been a long time since you've watched it, why haven't you seen enough? Why don't you hurry up and catch it."

"Ah, yes, yes boss." Mag seemed to be stupid. He just realized it, and then took out another crystal and smashed it at Guanglu with all his might.

Guanglu didn't mean to dodge in the slightest, and still stared into the depths of the forest with a dull gaze, his mouth opened and closed, and the shape of his mouth seemed to be calling mother... It's such a big deer, so embarrassing .

The crystal hit the light deer smoothly, and the light deer turned into a stream of light, then was sucked into the crystal, and easily subdued a Level 5 devil beast, Gee, this is too easy for me, life is so boring.

When Mag grabbed Guanglu and then let it out, Guanglu still had a dull gaze, Mag said hesitantly, "Boss...you, do you have any more?"

"I can't squeeze it out, you put it away first, go back and drink some water. You told me that there is mountain spring water over there, but there is no fart except wyvern."

After hearing what I said, McGonagall pointed in one direction and said, "Why don't we look for it? There seems to be a mountain over there. We might be able to go to another one."

" You hope that there is a mountain spring there, otherwise this is the end of the day." After I said that, I walked towards the direction he pointed, and the silly dog continued to drive ahead excitedly.

The monkey didn't immediately follow, but asked next to me: "Boss, is it appropriate for us to be so pitiful?"

"What's inappropriate? And how can this be called The pit, you are very happy not to see it, this fool has harmed those female dogs in the emperor, even if it knew it was a deer, it probably wouldn't care."

Hear me After what he said, the monkey looked towards the silly dog who was running excitedly, and nodded said: "The boss is right, maybe I have to guard against it in the future."

"...Maybe."