Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 265

When McGonagall accompanied me to the tavern, the tavern Boss saw me walking in and immediately greeted me warmly: "Sir, pets and devil beasts are not allowed."

I glanced at Boss and found that Boss was looking at me, Mag said angrily: "Are you blind!? Don't you know who I am?"

At this time, Boss turned his head and looked towards Michel. Greg, when he saw it, he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Mr. McGonagall, I didn't see it was you, do you and your pet need anything?"

"Shut up! This is me My friend, not a pet!" Mag yelled at Boss again, and Boss didn't dare to speak indiscriminately.

However, McGonagall looked towards me flatteringly, and said, "Dear Mr. Lucky, what would you like to drink?"

"First of all, take your better wine as well. Let's go to the next one, as for the food, you can just get some for these two idiots." I said and walked to the front of the seat.

I looked at this tavern at random. The style is actually similar to most taverns, except that there are more green plants and various devil beast picture frames. It looks a bit exotic.

When I looked towards the people who were drinking, they all bowed their heads, and some even tried to get out of here, as if they were afraid of someone, I guess that person might be McGonagall.

If there is no who in the tavern, there will be no atmosphere for drinking, and then I say: "Everyone is not allowed to leave, I will invite you to drink today!"

These people all looked towards Mag, and Mag said to these people, "Mr. Luck said that he asked you to ask you, and no one is allowed to leave until we leave today."

Speaking McGonagall slapped a few gold coins on the front desk and said to Boss: "Today, everyone is Hah! Mr. Lucky treats you, I'll pay!"

Boss was immediately nodded, and then He quickly brought me the wine, but it seems that the people in the tavern are not too happy, and there is no cheers, which is really boring.

"I'll give everyone a respect first!" After saying that, I picked up a bottle of wine, raised my head and poured it into it. Those people were dumbfounded, maybe they'd never seen someone as capable as me. for drink.

They also raised their glasses in a hurry, but most of them were malt wine. It was good to drink, but it was necessary to drink it before you could get drunk.

I said to Boss, "A bottle of spirits on each table." "Okay." Boss responded without the slightest hesitation, and then handed out the spirits to each table one by one.

"Hah! If you guys made me happy today, I'll show you guys some fun tonight!" As I said, I took another bottle of wine, and Mag also raised his glass.

These people also raised it reluctantly. It seems that they have not been convinced by my sheepish charm. After three rounds of wine, I will let them see what is real. entertainment!

After drinking cup after cup, these people are already dizzy, I feel like the time should be almost up, it's time for them to go crazy for me.

I jumped right onto the table and shouted, "So, gentlemen and ladies! Let's start tonight's entertainment! Are you ready!?"

These The guys are dumbfounded and don't seem to understand what I'm trying to do, but I promise they'll be crazy about me in no time! ! !

"Start...DJ Sheep!" In an instant, all the pores in my body emitted rays of light, and the music of the heavy metal DJ continued to emanate from my chest. I like this bass-heavy feeling very much, it's a goblin The girl and I researched together.

These people all shuddered when they heard the DJ, as if they had been washed out of their souls, and then involuntarily twisted with them.

"Today, everyone is going to have fun! I am the goat god who came to save your souls!!!" As my voice fell, the whole tavern was boiling, and everyone shouted loudly : "Sheep God! Sheep God! Sheep God!!!"

I am very satisfied when I see this scene, this is the atmosphere I want, what's the point of just drinking, I still have to get excited Just do it!

The people in the tavern were crazy, and because I didn't have any restraint, people kept being drawn into the tavern, and soon the tavern was full of people.

And the crowds were still gathering outside the tavern, and they were writhing with the rhythm outside. This wonderful feeling was probably something they had never experienced in their entire lives.

When it was late at night, I found that the streets outside were already full of people, and it seemed that it was not enough to just have fun in the pub. I can't treat anyone who is hungry for music. I need a wider stage .

I then stepped on the head and jumped outside. After jumping outside, I stepped on the windows and eaves and jumped to the roof of the second floor, and then stepped on the chimney and danced.

Because there were too many people, I deliberately increased the volume and intensity of the beam so that the surrounding area could be heard clearly, which also attracted more and more people.

I remembered the scene in Iron Fort City. The mercenaries were also crazy for me. I seem to miss them a little bit. Maybe I should go to Iron Fort City to see them sometime.

But that's all for the future, now I'm going to make music and dancing fun for everyone here! Let people have a good time, let people remember me forever!

It was a night of madness, and I know everyone felt incomparable joy and joy, but joy is always short-lived, and when the day dawned, I stopped the music.

Everyone's faces were full of unfinished expressions, but I said aloud to them: "You are still too weak, I'm afraid some people can't hold it all night, exercise hard, I will do it again when I have time. I'll take you guys!"

After I said that, I jumped off the roof, everyone consciously made way out of the way, and under the respectful gaze of everyone, I took the stupid dog with me They walked back.

McG seems to be intoxicated by this kind of reverence. It seems that he is rarely looked at like this, and he is still a very poor guy. People are only afraid of him, not Respect from the bottom of your heart.

When we returned to McGonagall's house, McGonagall said unfinishedly: "Great Sheep God, when can we do it again?"

I looked at him At a glance, I found that this guy's physical strength was quite good, and he had no problem dancing all night. It seemed that I underestimated him.

"Let's see the situation. I'll come here whenever I'm happy. By the way, there are relatively high-level devil beasts somewhere near you. We'll catch a few in a while."

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After hearing my words, McGonagall's eyes lit up and said, "I know there are many powerful devil beasts in the forest further north, but I have never dared to go there."

I asked without looking back: "Is it very difficult to deal with?" "It should be very difficult to deal with, my brother Stan doesn't dare to go deep." McGonagall's eyes were full of anticipation.

I wondered, "The guy I beat up? There's something terrifying where he doesn't dare to go deep, I'll take you to eat something later."

"Okay. Leh! I'll arrange for someone to cook food for you." Saying that, Mag led the way inside. When I returned to the residence and waited, I found that Stan was actually waiting here.

And he has returned to his original appearance, not maintaining the appearance of a kobold, but after seeing Lilith who was talking to him next to him, I knew who changed him back.

Just when I thought he was looking for trouble, he also found me, then strode over to me, and said at the same time: "Dear Mr. Luck, I'm sorry about what happened yesterday, yes. I'm too reckless."

Huh? Is this a cowardice? Could it be that Lilith did something crazy to him?