Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 169

When I finished eating the apples, I looked up and looked towards the maid, and said, "Don't tell me these fruits are magic fruits, or I'll smash these stalls."

"That's not true. , but the things here are indeed a little more expensive than those outside, but it's not as outrageous as those expensive flowers, I don't really see what's special about the flowers."

The maid said and looked at it. With the precious bouquet of gypsophila in my arms, I immediately said, "I can't tell what's special about her flowers. They are ordinary flowers, and they may bloom for a longer period of time."

"Maybe the nobles don't care about the money, but I still think it's a bit outrageous." The maid looked at the bouquet of flowers left and right, and I was sure it was a very ordinary bouquet, nothing special. .

"It's okay if things are more expensive, don't be like the flower shop just now." I looked towards the front, there seems to be a clothing store, and there is an accessories store next to it.

"Go and pick some clothes inside, and then help the little master pick some more. I'll go to the front to see what other stores are there." After that, I took the pigeons and walked to the front.

As I walked and looked around, none of these shops were very attractive to me, including magic material stores, magic robe stores, staff stores, and magic supplies stores.

Speaking of which, these guys are smart enough. The Academy has just started class and they sensed a business opportunity and opened a lot of these messy things. They don't need to think about it and know that the noble magicians opened it.

After I continued to walk a section of the road, I saw places I was more interested in. These shops have a variety of delicious food, and I smelled a scent before I got close.

Just as I was looking at a cake shop, the silly dog suddenly woke up and barked: "I smell the food!"

"Say, you I don't even have a nose now, how do I smell it?" I looked towards the silly dog with a puzzled look.

It is now a whole lump of sticky liquid, with at most a pair of eyes and a mouth, no matter how you look at it, you can't see the feeling of a nose.

"I don't know either, but I can feel it. It's food!" The silly dog said and was about to jump down from the pigeon's arms. The pigeon didn't hold it tightly, and the silly dog snapped. It fell to the ground and suddenly fell into a large beach.

Seeing this, I stepped on it and said, "Why are you in a hurry? It's not that you won't be given food, now you can feed me dirt!"

Said After all, I shoved it twice with my hoof, and my mood was much more comfortable. Even the depression that I had just been cheated on was relieved. The stupid dog is still somewhat useful.

Just after my hooves were removed, the silly dog slowly shrank back together. Although it turned into a spherical slime again, there was a lot of sand and dirt in its body.

"Boss, why did you step on me." The silly dog said aggrievedly, and I could only explain again patiently: "I love you when I step on you. There is a saying that is good, Beating is kissing and scolding is love. If kissing is not enough, use hoofs to kick. Look how good I am to you."

"Thank you boss! Since you are so kind to me, take me to eat those good things !" The silly dog said, squirming hard towards the cake shop next to him, which felt stronger than a snail and slower than a tortoise.

It doesn't look like it's used to its new body yet. If we remember correctly, slimes can jump, and they jump very high, and they don't know how to eject.

Looking at the wriggling silly dog, I stepped over its head and said to the female boss of the cake shop: "Please give me three cakes."

Although the female boss was full of surprise, she still said: "Sorry, our cakes are sold individually, and we can only sell them by one."

I thought about it, anyway, there are many people here , if I can't finish eating, there are still maids and them, and no matter how bad it is, there are little masters and them.

"Let's have a cake then." After I said that, the female boss looked at me with a surprised look, and then asked, "Are you sure you only need one? You two, do you only need one cake? "

"It's not two, it's three, there's another one below me." As I said that, I stepped on the silly dog and stopped it from continuing to crawl into the store.

"Okay, please take your cake." Saying that, the female boss reached out and handed out a cake the size of a palm.

She and I looked at each other with big eyes staring at small eyes, and after a while the female boss said, "Hold it?" "Are you kidding me? This thing is also called cake?" I looked at the The shrunk version of the cake finally understood why she said what she just said.

The female boss said, "What is it called if you don't call it a cake?" "It's called a small cake..." I think calling it a small cake is to flatter it, so this thing shouldn't be called a cake.

"Okay, you can call it what you want. Hurry up and take it, my hand is sore." The female boss urged me to look at the pigeon, and the pigeon immediately reached out and took it.

I raised my hoof and pointed to the big cake on the table inside, and said, "I want that, that! A big cake that can feed a lot of people."

"Sorry, that was customized by someone else. If you want, I can make another one for you alone, but it will take a while, because it takes time to bake." The female boss said and spread her hands .

"Are you going to say anything other than sorry? I don't have time to wait, don't you have any ready-made cakes?"

I said and looked inside the room After I got up and looked around, I was sure that besides the cake above, there was really no second big cake. There were quite a few small cakes, but unfortunately they were not enough for pigeons to eat in one bite.

"Maybe you can buy some more small cakes to eat, it should be enough." The female boss tried to divert my attention, but I had already seen the cake, what did I use my body to cover? block?

"This little cake isn't enough to stuff your teeth, don't you believe me?" I said, looking towards the pigeon, and the pigeon opened its mouth and stuffed the cake inside, I didn't even see it in its mouth Stopped and swallowed.

The female boss was dumbfounded and said, "According to your way of eating, eating 100 is not enough! And it simply doesn't have teeth!"

I was When I think of it, the pigeon does seem to have no teeth, and its palm is also big. Lady Boss is holding the cake as big as the palm of the hand, and it is not even one third big in the hand of the pigeon.

This made me think of someone holding a mineral water bottle like drinking oral liquid, and I don't know when such a scene came into my mind.

Just when I was arguing with the female boss, I suddenly found that the silly dog under my feet was gone, why did it slip out from under my feet?

I suddenly realized it was a liquid now! How is it possible that something fluid can be stepped on, so now the question...where did it go?

I looked past the female Boss and looked towards her behind. Although she was very strong, she still couldn't completely block the cake behind her.

Just now I saw the cake was white...but now it's green, I guess where the silly dog is, with its craving for food, there won't be anything else there but the cake place.

I looked at the female Boss who was still trying to block our sight, and said, "We won't discuss the issue of stuffing your teeth, but I want to ask, you still have the habit of putting jam on your cakes. ?"

"No." The female boss looked back suspiciously, stared wide-eyed, and screamed: "No!! You damned fellows! This is the cake that Karina ordered. !"

"Um, I'm very sorry, I'll pay you the price for this cake." I said looking towards the pigeon, and the pigeon immediately took out the gold coin knowingly.

But Karina didn't answer, but said angrily: "It's not about money, Karina is Master Greg's daughter! She's coming to get the cake soon, there's no cake. I'll be kicked out of the Academy!"