Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 167

"I tell you! I became a Level 1 magician when you were so old! You will never understand the greatness of your teacher!"

The young man slapped the table wildly, He said excitedly: "With the efforts of genius like me! A few years ago, I became a Level 4 magician! Later, I followed the adventure group to the border forest for adventure. At that time, the powerful troll rushed in front of my teacher! Guess what!"

A student seemed to be afraid of the cold, and asked cautiously, "Did you kill it?"

The young man put one foot on the table, and then slapped He picked up his sleeves and continued talking, without the image of a noble at all. Sure enough, he was pretending to be gentle and polite. The real him was like a rogue, gangster, and mercenary.

"I raised my hand and it was pushed out by a resisting wind ring! Then the whirlwind technique blew him up, and while he was blown up, I released another wind cut! Directly Ripped it in half! My companions were saved by me!!!"

This guy got more and more excited as he talked, I would have believed it if I hadn't met a troll, and those The students were also interested in listening to his bragging and telling stories of his adventures.

I found that this guy is not only irritable, but also likes to brag. I know very well what trolls are. If you cast magic, you might run away in a dreadful way after that.

I don't know how many trolls there are in the Frontier Woods, but I did come across two, and if it's just that one, then the guy must be lying.

The troll seems to be still alive so far. I have to find a chance to teach it a good lesson when I have time. When I gave it face to be friends with it, it actually kicked me out with a stick. , is simply to face shameless.

Seeing that a good class has become his personal show of begging for nonsense, I suddenly felt that it was meaningless, so I released the magic, and then said to the maid: "Let's go to this Academy and go around. , looks pretty good."

"I've never seen such a place before." The maid seemed to like it too, and looked around from time to time after going downstairs together.

When I saw this, I said: "Do you like it here?"

"I like it very much, it looks like there is a kind of...how to say it, vitality, yes, not only the building is very New, tall and big and different from other places, the children are also full of passion and longing, and they are full of expectations for life."

The maid looked longing and seemed eager In this kind of life, I said: "Then you come here to study, anyway, it's just a matter of telling Master Greg."

What surprised me was that the maid actually called the head, He said, "I don't want it anymore. I'll be satisfied as long as I take good care of the master. The master is also very good to me. If I come here, no one will be able to take good care of you."

Look This awareness! I really didn't hurt her in vain! At this time, the pigeon suddenly interjected: "We can also take good care of the master."

"It's different, you are all men... I mean you are all male, so you are relatively not careful enough. There are a lot of things that I can't take care of, so let me take care of it." The maid said solemnly.

This moved me. I now want to change Dove's second servant status to a maid. That's what a servant is, and it's a consideration for me.

Although the Minotaur and the Dove also respected me and thought of me, the maid really wasn't attentive. If she wasn't around a lot, I would be really annoyed.

But it seems that she likes it so much, maybe I can take her around, magic... just let the little master teach her, I guess the chief mage won't mind, after all It's the people next to me.

"Then learn magic from little master when you have free time. I think she learns very fast. Go back and find a crystal ball to test which magic is suitable for you."

After hearing what I said, the maid's face showed joy. It seemed that she still wanted to learn magic. Fortunately, she met a master like me.

"Thank You, Master." The maid immediately thanked me, and I looked towards the shops not far away. It seemed that not only did the Academy start classes, but even these shops were open for business.

"Let's go, let's go over there and see if there are any good things for sale." Then I walked to those stores. The first grocery store I saw had all kinds of messy things in it, it seemed It sells daily necessities.

The maid pulled me when she saw it, and said, "Master, we have to buy something to go home. Noah has prepared it for him, so there are a lot of things we need."

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"Then buy it, you can buy whatever you see, the money is with you anyway." I said looking towards the Minotaur, and said, "You can accompany her to buy it, I'll go shopping for a while. , let's see what's fun."

The Minotaur nodded, and then handed the silly dog to the pigeon, and then the maid and the two went into the grocery store, and I don't care about the mess in the grocery store. Not too interested.

Then I continued to look forward. There was a flower shop in front of me. Not only were the shop full of flowers, but there were even pots of flowers at the door.

If I remember correctly, little master seems to like flowers very much. I always like to pick flowers and bring them home when I have nothing to do. The hostess talked about her a lot because of this, and mainly wanted her to pick more flowers. mushroom.

Looking at the flower with water on it, I went up to taste it, and it tasted pretty good, rose-flavored, but it was indeed a rose, no wonder it was rose-flavored.

At this time, a young girl's voice reached my ears: "Hey!? Whose sheep? Why are you eating my flowers."

I looked up. , found a girl in a long green dress, she looked at me dissatisfied, and then walked towards me quickly.

The pigeon was about to stop her when she saw this. I quickly said, "Don't do it." I have experienced the strength of the pigeon. Big trouble.

The girl didn't seem to hear my gu gu, but walked quickly to my side, then pushed me hard, and said, "Go away~ This is not the place for you to eat!"

"I can eat anywhere, can you handle it?" I looked towards her eyes, and a pair of dark green eyes immediately showed surprise.

"Yeah!~ This sheep can actually talk." The girl looked at me in surprise, and I continued: "Not only can I talk, but I'm also a male, so have you touched enough? Take your hand away from my snow-white fur when you've touched it."

The girl hurriedly took a few steps back, turned her head and ran back into the flower shop. I thought it was scaring her, but this The guy actually ran out with a staff.

"Whose devil beast got lost?" The girl looked at me vigilantly, and I said helplessly: "Take a good look, how do I look like a devil beast? Those things are all Long grotesquely shaped, simply not as handsome as me."

The girl pu chi laughed and said, "You are really white, but that's not the reason why you eat my flowers, These are all cultivated by me with great difficulty."

"It's so stingy, I'll give it back to you." As I said that, I was about to pour out the rose that I swallowed in the first stomach. .

When the girl saw my action, she hurriedly said: "Aiya Aiya, forget it, it's disgusting, just stop eating my flowers."

"It's not that I won't give you money, but get me a nice bouquet of flowers. I'll give it to my favorite little master." After I said that, the girl glanced at the pigeon next to her.