Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 143

Suddenly everyone looked towards me, the eyes were surprised, surprised, puzzled, and frightened, but all of them were a little farther away from me.

"What are you looking at!? Haven't you seen naked sheep drinking? Who has no hair like you and has to wear clothes!" I yelled at them, and everyone in the tavern shook their heads desperately , looks like I've never seen it before.

"If you haven't seen it today, I'll let you see it!" When I was talking, the Boss quickly brought a few glasses of malt wine, and said in a panic: "You drink these first, and the rest is mine. Then pour it for you."

"Very good" After I said that, I picked up the malt wine with my hooves and drank it.

And it’s really good after the joints are flexible.

"Drink? What are you looking at?" I turned my head and looked towards the pigeon, and found that the pigeon was staring at the guys in the tavern, making them dare not look this way.

It is estimated that the people in the tavern don't dare provoke when they see that the two of us are so strong.

The pigeon didn't dare to look at everyone, so he picked up the wine glass and took a big sip.

"pu!" The pigeon spit out the big mouthful of ale immediately and called out, "What the hell is this!? It's so hard Hah!"

"You really are I don't know how to enjoy it, this is the most delicious thing in the world." I poured another big glass, but the pigeon didn't want to drink any more.

I saw it put the wine glass down and continued to say: "Is he a man? You are tired of drinking wine, if you can drink me, I will find a way to change you back. "

"You mean it!" The pigeon was so excited after hearing it, I nodded, and said: "Am I the kind of sheep who doesn't count?"

"Then I Hah!" said the pigeon, taking up the glass again, forcibly pouring a large mug of ale in it, and then burping.

"Not bad, very promising, come and come, let's continue." After I said that, I drank another big glass, and the pigeons followed.

Although our drinks were okay, I found that there is a downside to becoming this muscular man, and that is that no one seems to recognize me, nor do they know this pub Is there my little brother who drinks?

After drinking for a while, the pigeon's eyes became a little blurred, and it patted the table and called: "Master...Seriously, I am really convinced of you!...I have never been convinced before. Who!"

"Oh!? Because I beat you? And stood up and made you punch you ten times?" I said, pushing the last remaining cup in front of it.

After holding the wine glass, the pigeon said: "I serve you...because you are righteous! Back then, in order to save the fortune teller and the magician, a sheep faced such a terrifying magician...hiccup."

The pigeon continued to say after burping: "You came to see me after I was locked up, but I treated you like that. I'm really not human..."

"You're not human at all." I reminded, this guy seems to be drinking too much, and I'm going to mock him, so why not go to see him.

The pigeon waved his hand and said, "These are not the most important things...but then I fell into the pot...you tried to get me out...in the end, you also fell in...burp! ...I was still doing it to you at the time...I'm really not a thing!"

As he spoke, he slapped himself, I thought about it but didn't stop, and said, "You just know. I'm not a thing?" This kind of good thing will not be easy to see when it wakes up.

After it slapped itself a few times, it stopped a bit embarrassed to see that I didn't stop it, and continued to say: "In the end, you clearly beat me... I'm still a scoundrel and won't admit it... ... but you... hic... so arrogant... just stood and made me punch a dozen times..."

The pigeon grabbed my hand and continued: "Hic... I just feel ashamed and unable to show one's face...compared to you...I'm just...ugh..."

I immediately jumped to the side, man! Luckily I'm on guard against it, or I'll have to get all over me, but I don't have any clothes on, so don't worry.

"Are you alright? Drink so little and it will be like this. It's not good. You need to exercise more in the future." I looked at the pigeon that was still vomiting.

After vomiting for a while, the pigeon shouted: "I can do it!!!" and then fell to the ground with its head up and fell asleep like a dead pig.

I saw that the pigeons were drinking too much, and I glanced at the people in the tavern, and found that there were not many people, not even ten or so, and they were all looking at us.

Seeing me looking towards them, all of them immediately lowered their heads and drank wine, not daring to look at me again, the muscles in this body are quite shocking.

"Hey! Why don't you dare to look at me!" I shouted at them loudly. The tavern was so quiet that no one dared to answer.

I turned my head, looked towards the Boss, and said loudly: "I won't eat you again! What's the fear, a bottle of the strongest rum!"

I After a pause, he shouted again: "Bring everyone a bottle of the strongest rum!"

Suddenly the whole tavern cheered, as if they liked rum, this wine In fact, it's not too good to drink, but the degree is relatively high. I don't like drinking too much.

It's just that drinking ordinary wine now basically doesn't feel much, and the head won't be so dizzy, even wine is not enough, so I can only drink this.

Soon the Boss served rum to every guest at the table, and I poured the rum into a large wooden glass and held it up high.

I shouted loudly: "Do you know the Sheep God!?" "I know!" "I know too!" Although there were not many people in the tavern, there were still two who knew.

"Then let's toast to the music!" I said and drank, and the atmosphere of the pub was brought up by me. Everyone raised their glasses high and shouted: "Cheers to the music!"

Suddenly the whole tavern was filled with the aroma of wine. The smell of this rum was much stronger than that of malt wine, which made the tavern feel a little more.

I was a little dizzy by the time I drank a large glass of rum, which is the amount of a whole bottle of rum.

"Boss! Another bottle!" After I said that, Boss immediately brought another bottle. I raised my glass and said, "Cheers to the God of Sheep!"

"Cheers to the God of Sheep!" Few people shouted at this time, because most of them had slipped under the table, and I raised my head and drank the big glass of rum.

Those guys couldn't hold it after a few sips, and they all slipped under the table.

I raised my head and drank the rest of the rum, and then I felt very blurred, and murmured: "Do you want to... dance..."

Then I fell to the ground as soon as my eyes darkened. It felt so good, I haven't had such a good time for a long time...

Although I could still hear some sounds, it seemed Very far away, very ethereal.

"Go and search them for money." I vaguely heard the Boss' voice, and after someone responded, I felt someone touching my body.

At this time, the Boss's voice rang again: "Are you an idiot!? It's all naked, where is the money? Go and search for the one wearing clothes."

"Okay Boss." After a while, the man said, "It doesn't have any money on it, what can I do about the Boss?"

"What else can I do, ask the guards to come and take them Take it away! It's really bad luck, I thought I met a rich man, didn't expect to drink Bawang wine."

The Boss spat angrily, but then I heard There were chaotic voices around, and someone shouted: "Two orc spies ran in just now, who did you see!"

"It's there!" The Boss hurriedly shouted, and then I It felt like someone was lifting me, and I didn't know how long it took to lift it before I threw it down heavily.