Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 137

Even if I stand here and let it catch me, it can't beat me, how can this bauble not recognize reality? Anyway, when I fight with the enemy, there is still hope of winning, it is really not at all.

I tilted my head slightly, and its claws only caught on my neck, and there were hairs that blocked my skin and didn't scratch it.

"I didn't eat!? Use a little force!" I said and smashed it out with a shake of my head, and the silly pigeon fell into a large pot in a parabolic arc.

And there seems to be more than half of the pot of green liquid bubbling in the cauldron. The pigeons struggled desperately after falling into it. After I jumped on a place similar to the stove, I looked at the pigeons struggling desperately.

"How about you call me father and I'll rescue you?" I looked at it with a smile, and the silly pigeon screamed stubbornly despite struggling desperately.

"Don't think about it! gu lu lu lulu...I will never, gu lu lu lulu...call you...gu lu lu lulu...father!"

"My dear son! Father, let's get you out." I stretched out my mouth to pick it up, but the guy kept sinking. I choked several times and still couldn't catch it.

The guy soon sank to the bottom. After I stretched out my hoof and stirred it, I found that the hoof was very slippery on the edge of the pot, and I couldn't seem to get up!

I kicked the edge of the pot a few times and finally slid in. I struggled and poured several mouthfuls of this disgusting, unpleasant liquid, and finally I stood up...

When I stood up, I realized that even my legs were submerged in the pot, and I actually struggled in it for a long time! It's all my fault for this damn stupid pigeon, struggling so hard in it, that I subconsciously thought that the pot was deep inside.

Just when I was complaining about the silly pigeons in my heart, I suddenly found that the pot was a little crowded, and when I saw something appeared beside me, I couldn't help but yelled "I*!"

A muscular man with a huge pigeon head appeared beside me. His body swelled rapidly, and in a blink of an eye he grew to two meters tall.

"I'll let you know who is the father!" Said that pigeon swung up my leg of lamb and smashed it out, instantly I knocked down many shelves and beakers test tube.

Suddenly, my whole body was in severe pain, and I didn't know how many bones were broken. At this moment, the silly pigeon stepped out of the pot and rushed towards me with big strides.

I tried to stand up, but I found that my body was not only painful, but also extremely itchy, as if countless wounds were healing, but the wounds from being smashed were impossible all over my body.

Just as I was trying to get up, I suddenly found that my body had also changed, and my body had begun to swell. In a blink of an eye, I had grown to two meters long, and then I stood up. No need to think to know that I also became a muscle sheep.

I hurriedly looked down and saw that my body was in the shape of a sheep except that it was more muscular. It was relaxed. Fortunately, it didn't turn into the ugly, hairless appearance of a human being.

What the hell is going on here! ? Just when I was wondering, the mechanical voice sounded again in my ears: "Special reasons stimulate the bodybuilding body, unlock the bodybuilding sheep mode, and activate the bodybuilding sheep mode to use it."

Just before I had time Listen carefully, the silly pigeon has already rushed in front of me, and slammed its huge fist into my face. If I guessed correctly, I should still be wearing a sheep's head now.

I stretched my hoof against its fist, but was taken a step back by its powerful force. I hurriedly stabilized my body, but it ignored the sheep and followed another. Fist also smashed over.

I also put his other fist against his hoof, but this guy isn't going to stop, he's going to kick his leg right away, can I keep him? As soon as it lifted its foot I kicked out fiercely.

didn't expect my hands and feet are still hooves, which is amazing, but the bodybuilding mode seems to make my joints a lot more flexible!

haha, now I see how that bastard vampire is showing off his hands in front of me, and I can drink with my hoof from a wine glass.

Maybe I won't have to let my younger brother hold the cup in the future when I go to the pub to drink. I can pick it up and take a big gulp. It's fun to think about it.

But as the boss, will it be a bit pricey to drink with your own cup? But if I let the younger brother feed, it's more like a disability... It's really tangled.

Just when I was tangled, the silly pigeon rushed up again, this bastard is endless, isn't it? Today I won't call it a goat if I don't beat it up!

I didn't wait for it to rush in front of me, I also rushed towards it with big strides, but this time it was very good at learning and didn't shoot first, but it's useless at all, you don't punch To be beaten!

I raised my hoof and was about to hit him, and the silly pigeon hurried to block it, but next moment my right hoof hit his head, causing him to back up several steps.

But at this time, the silly pigeon seems to be very resistant to fighting, but it is not like I have rich fighting experience, so it suffers a loss as soon as it fights.

The silly pigeon steadied its body and rushed over again. This time I faltered again, to see where it was defending, and where it was defending, I would hit the other side.

However, what I didn't expect, this bastard actually didn't defend, but punched me directly in the face, and of course my hoof also hit him in the face.

We both flew out backwards for a while, Damn wiped the corners of his mouth after getting up, it was already bleeding, didn't expect the stupid pigeon to be so strong after becoming like this.

However, the corners of the silly pigeon's mouth also bleed, and it looks like it's not lightly injured.

"Come again!" The silly pigeon still rushed up without any fear, without any intention of taking precautions. I was also aroused bloody by it, so I rushed up and slapped my hoof against it.

I have never practiced melee combat with it, and now it is purely physical strength to fight against it, but gradually the pigeons are a little bit weak, and the fists hit my face are not as hard as before. .

Although I also suffered a lot of injuries, I gradually recovered from the fight, and it seems that the self-healing ability works in any mode.

Just as I slapped it on the head with another hoof, I immediately knocked this guy to the ground. Although its eyes were blurred, it still desperately tried to stand up.

I'm still not convinced after you've been beaten like this, I'll fight you today until you're convinced.

I rode on its body and slammed my huge hooves into its face, one after another, and yelled at the same time: "still refuse to accept! still refuse to accept!!!"

"I refuse to accept!!!" The silly pigeon tried desperately to throw me off, but it was useless. At this time, its strength was much smaller than at first.

"I told you not to accept it! I told you not to accept it!!!" I yelled while smashing it in the face with my hoof fiercely, blood splashed.

Just as my eyes turned red, a beam of light shone on my eyes, and it turned out that someone had opened the door to the alchemy room.

Then I heard the witch's exclamation in my ears: "What's going on here!?" I was knocked out, this bastard has a bad temper, but he's still a real guy.

I looked towards the witch who rushed in, and then said to her: "It's okay, I had a fight with a silly pigeon, so I messed it up a bit."

I looked around the alchemy room, it was not only a little messy, it was like being swept by a typhoon, the whole alchemy room was devastated by us.

"I'm not asking this! I'm asking how did you become like this?" Her eyes were almost shining, the kind of look I saw in the eyes of the apprentice magician and the mages beside the emperor been.

That kind of rays of light is called frenzy.