Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 135

"Really? Is there any medicine for male goats?" I asked casually, and the mouse gave me a strange look and said, "Do you mean that? It seems to be given to humans. ."

"What does that have to do with me, do humans also have stomach bloating?" I glanced at the mouse, and the mouse coughed dryly and said, "Cough, er, um... Yes, humans. I also have a lot of bloating."

"I don't think you're right about taking rat poison in the future." Just as I was talking, the mouse stopped in front of a door.

"This is your room, call me if you need anything... Well, I don't usually take rat poison, and my health has been better since I turned on my wisdom."

Rat After I finished speaking, I left. I looked up and down the room. It was neat and clean. I couldn't tell it was a witch's manor, and it seemed that she didn't dare to reveal her identity.

"It's still so early, simply shouldn't rest, maybe go for a walk, and I don't know where the witch kept the silly pigeon, now it's my turn to mock him."

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I remember that the witch said that she wanted to use it for experiments. Is it placed in a laboratory-like place? It is very possible.

I walked along the passage to the front. Although it was said to be a manor, I could still see traces of witch life.

At least normal people don't look out of the window of a room, but this doll is really ugly, and I don't know who sewed it.

I looked out of the manor through the window of the passage, and suddenly saw the scene in the backyard, a scarecrow was playing cards with a man with a pumpkin head, and the Tree Demons next to him were still staring out their heads. .

I am very familiar with these Tree Demons. After my younger brother died in their hands, I burned most of the dark jungle, didn't expect the old witch actually transplanted the few remaining ones here .

I don't know if this thing is considered to protect animals now. If I think about gangs committing crimes and harming people, it's probably enough, so I can only hide them here. I don't bother to look for them anymore. The dead brothers were reborn early.

When I got to the end, I found that this was actually a restaurant, and the mouse was busy here.

I watched it silently for a while before it found me and asked in amazement: "Don't you need to rest for a while?"

"No, I have always been Very energetic." I said and looked at the restaurant, it was very clean, the long table was covered with clean white cloth, very noble, I like it, it is much better than the tavern environment.

"If you're already hungry, please wait here for a while, the food will be ready soon." The mouse said and placed the cutlery and fork.

"Don't worry, you can do it first." As I was talking, the door of the restaurant opened from the other side, and a pale-looking man in a tuxedo walked in with a tray on top of it. Has a semi-circular lid.

"The fruit salad is ready." Saying that, the pale man put the plate on the table, I jumped on the table when I heard the fruit, and pushed the lid off with the horns .

"Hey, hey!? Where did the goat come from? How did it get to the table." The pale man said that he was about to push me down, and I shook my head to let it go. hand.

At this time, the mouse hurriedly said: "This is the honored guest invited by Lilith, please don't do this to him."

"Can I eat it?" I squinted. The pale man showed a professional smile and said, "Since he is Lilith's honored guest, he can eat it."

I ignored him and picked up the fruit inside. I ate it, but this fruit is not only fruit, but also white salad, which made my mouth full, and even got on my face.

When I raised my head and stuck out my tongue to lick those salads on my face, I saw the pale man's disgusting look, but when he saw me looking at him, he immediately changed to a professional smile.

We both looked at each other for a while, then I said, "What are you looking at? Haven't you seen fruit salad? Do you have any paper here?"

At this time The mouse said: "That, Mr. Lucky, it's not a servant, it's just to help bring the food."

"It's nothing, just use my napkin." The pale man took it out of his pocket. A snow-white napkin, it seems that this guy should also have a cleanliness.

It just stretched out his hand and handed it to me, I just looked at him like that, and after a while he seemed to have just reacted and said, "I'm so sorry, I forgot that you don't have a hand, let me replace it. You wipe it."

Speaking of this, the pale man actually opened his mouth for Damn, but why did I feel a strong sense of showing off, so I almost fiddled with my hands back and forth in front of me.

It's amazing to have hands! ? I still have hooves and horns! I still have hair! Do you have these? This guy has the same temperament as that elf Princess, and they should be thrown together to see who has more green tea.

After helping Damn, the pale man took a step back and said, "Wait a minute, I have something to ask Lilith."

"Forget it, no After eating, I happened to be looking for her for something, you take me there." I said and jumped off the table.

The pale man nodded with a smile, then walked forward, and I followed behind him. This guy is really white, and the white is bloodless.

"Why are you so white?" I asked casually, and the pale man smiled: "As a noble Blood Race, it is naturally this skin color."

"You are zombie?" I looked at it in amazement, the pale man seemed to stiffen for a moment, then continued walking forward and said, "It's Blood Race, not zombie..."

"Oh~ I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I seem to have misremembered, Blood Race should be vampire, not zombie, but I always feel that these two are similar, one eats brains and the other drinks blood."

After I said that, the corner of the vampire's mouth twitched. After pulling a bit, he said, "You really know how to chat, is there any important thing for Lilith to invite you here?"

"She has nothing to do with me, it's her teacher who is looking for me ." After I said that, vampire said in surprise: "Ms. Lina is looking for you? That's really rare, she rarely takes the initiative to meet guests."

As he spoke , I saw a group of standing lizards walking towards the restaurant with trays, these lizards seem to be pure lizards, not lizardmen.

"Lilith is really an excellent witch, this thing has never been made before, only she has made it successfully, this is the greatest invention of this era!"

The vampire spoke excitedly. I looked at its excited expression and wondered, "It wasn't made by you, why are you so excited?"

"I want to have Lilith. Proud of such an excellent witch." Vampire was very excited when he talked about Lilith, his state was a bit dangerous, and under normal circumstances, such a licking dog is easy to be kicked.

"Are you her man?" I asked while walking, vampire shook the head, and said, "I'm just her suitor at the moment, but I believe she will be touched by me."

"Oh..." I thought the two of them were already together, didn't expect to be just a suitor, but this guy is really thick-skinned, and he actually speaks in the state of a male host, as if Here is his home, the witch is his wife's feeling.

I found at this moment that I should really learn from him how to be so cheeky...

There is only one sentence that is well said, licking a dog, licking a dog, licking In the end, there is nothing left, and I will see whether this dog licking wins or loses in the end.