Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator Chapter 103

This time, instead of hitting her with my head, I hit her with a sheep's horn. I don't plan to keep my hands on this guy who dares to attack me!

As soon as my horn was about to stab this guy, a huge slap slapped me on the body, and immediately sent me flying.

"You can't kill her!" The voice in a low, muffled voice sounded in my ear, and after I rolled on the ground for several laps, I staggered and stood up.

I turned my head to look, only to find that the black bear was standing beside the animal trainer. This bastard, I was helping them, and he actually beat me.

"If you kill her, we will also be killed!" The black bear shouted loudly, and just as I was about to speak, the animal trainer shouted: "Weiwei! Anan! Kill him! !"

The lion and tiger roared when they heard it, and then ran towards me, looking at their sharp teeth and claws, and their huge size, I felt that I should fight. But they.

Therefore, 36 Stratagems fleeing is the best plan, leaving the green hills without worrying about no firewood, running quickly is the most correct choice, and I will settle accounts with you later.

I turned my head and ran back, only to find that the entrance had been blocked by the crocodile, they deserved to suffer in the circus for the rest of their lives!

I can't go back to the way I came, so I hurriedly ran in the other direction. The lions and tigers were already close to me at this time. If there is no accident, they will soon catch up. I am.

Just when I was considering whether to turn on the fast sheep mode, I suddenly felt my back sink, and then I heard the monkey's voice: "Follow my command! I'll take you out!"

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What a monkey! I know that the monkey is the most loyal, and I will take good care of it when I look back, and accept it as a little brother!

As I ran, I said to it: "Thank you brother, I will take pictures of you in the future. If anyone dares to bully you again, I will let them know how good I am."

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"Don't talk nonsense, run quickly, they will soon catch up." The monkey turned his head and glanced, followed by the lion and tiger who were chasing after him.

"Left!" The monkey shouted loudly, I immediately turned to the left, and then I saw fire rings one by one, and it shouted again: "Jump!"

I jumped up instinctively and jumped through the fire ring. When I landed on the ground, I realized what I had done. Am I jumping the fire ring? Fortunately, the speed was fast enough not to burn me.

And I'll just say simple things like this don't bother me, I can do what they can, it's nothing special.

I turned my head and glanced at the tigers and lions chasing behind me. The fire ring was a little low. If I didn't jump, I would have to detour, but they really jumped over.

Seeing this, I hurriedly continued to run. There were fire rings in front of me from time to time, but my jumping ability was amazing, and all of them jumped over easily.

"You're much better than them jumping through fire rings!" The monkey said happily, and I said proudly: "That's natural, high jump climbing has always been my strength."

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At this time, the monkey suddenly said: "Be careful, there is a ball in front of me!" I jumped up immediately when I heard it, and then realized that I jumped too early and landed on the ball.

Fortunately, I was resourceful enough to step on all four legs and staggered to a standstill, but the ball rolled forward. I had to keep switching four legs, and the ball rolled faster and faster.

"Be careful! Be careful!" The monkey yelled on my back, seeing that many small things were knocked out by the rolling ball, and then slowly controlled, and Those bigger tables I struggled to control the ball to avoid.

But soon the ball rolled to the edge of the field, where it was blocked by ropes, and there were several acrobats who came to block us.

They actually sent someone here to catch me, and it seemed that I had been waiting here for a while, and I hurriedly controlled the ball to turn.

However, the ball was spinning too fast, I couldn't control it for a while, and hit the high platform all of a sudden, and the monkey and I were all thrown out.

The monkey was holding my horns tightly, I adjusted my body hard, stood firmly on the side of the high platform, and then quickly jumped to the highest place.

Those acrobats rushed over again and climbed up to the high platform one after another. You failed to catch me on the high platform before, so why do you want to do it again?

I glanced at them, and when they had climbed more than halfway, I stepped onto the chain, the lions and tigers roared constantly, and the black bears were still staring at them in the distance. The feeling of fighting against evil forces unyielding.

"Slow down! Slow down!" The monkey grabbed my horn in a bit of fear, and I said to it: "What are you afraid of, you can still fall if I'm here?"

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When I walked to the other side of the high platform, there were actually acrobats climbing on this side, but if you think both sides blocked me, I have nothing to do! ?

You are wrong, very wrong. Only in this kind of terrain can I show my true strength. I grew up near the mountains, not like you guys who rely on acquired training to climb. .

I looked at the climbing acrobats and jumped directly from the high platform, the monkey screamed in fright: "Are you crazy!? I don't want to die!"

"Grab it!" After I said a sentence, I stepped on the head of the person closest to me, and threw it down screaming.

Then I jumped on another person's head again, kicked this one down again, and just kicked on their heads one by one, and soon I landed lightly on the ground.

At this time, there were already a group of guys on the ground crying with pain in their arms and thighs. I wanted to ridicule them, but when I saw the lions and tigers rushing over, I didn't do it, and I quickly brought the monkeys again. run wild.

I ran and looked all around, when I suddenly realized that the clown had also run over, he was blocking the other entrance, and the acrobat was blocking the previous one.

Although I'm not afraid of them, I think they have a problem with their IQ. How could such a fence woven with thick ropes stop me.

After running two steps, I slammed on the thick rope fence, jumped out of the animal training ground, and ran towards the divination tent.

When I came near the divination tent, I found that there were still so many people here, but I didn't care too much and went straight in with the monkey.

Seeing that the cloth door was lifted, the fortuneteller's face sank, but after seeing that it was me, he didn't say anything.

Then continued to say to the guest: "Let's continue, about your bad luck, I have a way, just my goat came back, I will use it to communicate with other worlds, come Help you get rid of bad luck."

She walked over to me, the monkey looked at the fortune teller defensively, and I whispered to it: "Take it easy, man, she won't hurt you. ."

"I hope so." The monkey said, jumping to the corner, and then the fortune-teller whispered a few words in my ear, and I pretended to baa a few times in response.

The fortune-teller immediately got up, grabbed a handful of stones and a handful of hay, stuffed it into a bag, and said to the man: "You take this with you, after a while, bad luck will come naturally. It's gone."

"Thank you so much." The guest said, took out a handful of Silver Coins, put it on the table respectfully, and left with great gratitude.

I looked at the departing guest and said to the fortune teller, "You may be in trouble?"

The fortune teller frowned and asked in a low voice, "We lied to people. Was it known?"

"No...yes..." Before I finished speaking, another guest walked in, and I didn't speak any further.

And when the fortune-teller heard that something that was not a lie was exposed, he said indifferently: "As long as this is not the case, everything else is fine. I will continue to receive guests first."