Evil Awe-Inspiring

Chapter 81: [My mother and you are not over! 】

Chapter 81

翠 Cuixiang Pavilion, Zhujiang Road, Nanjing. This is a well-known eating place open all night in Nanjing. It is said to have authentic Chaozhou flavors, as well as Cantonese style small spots. In general, many people in nightclubs like to come here for Xiao Ye. Although the price is a little bit more expensive, but the taste is good and it is worth the money.

I ate and drank. The four of us were around the table, some were full, some were holding toothpicks to pick teeth. I was quite special. I had no interest in a table of crab-yellow buns and chicken wings and chicken feet, but I kept eating a bowl of olives without adding white porridge.

Aze laughed silly next to me, and I retorted coldly: "You **** knows how to fart! It ’s the middle of the night, eat so many greasy things, and you will have fatty liver and high blood lipids in the future. It ’s you! Eat as lightly as possible, so that it will not increase the burden on the stomach, and will not add so much oil and water that cannot be digested! When you are 50 years old, you will still laugh! "

Aze immediately turned his lips back: "Cut! Little five, make fun of me! I can still live to be at least fifty years old ... Well, if you say, whoever of us is, if you marry Qiaoqiao, I'm afraid Wu Not even ten years old ... oops! "

He didn't finish talking, the table was low and the wood had stepped on him, and Azer reacted immediately! When Miss Qiao said that, she didn't want to live!

Sure enough, the atmosphere suddenly cooled down ...

Murderous!

三个 The three of us felt the bitter cold on the back at the same time, but felt that the murderous spirit was like a needle-shaped mang on the back, and a cool air slid down the back of the neck from Tianling Gai ...

"Aze ... you, say, what, what!" Jojo narrowed his eyes, his face with the unique sense of pre-burst ...

木头 My wood and I exchanged glances. The first reaction was to quickly take away the steak knives and metal spoons on the table in front of Qiao Qiao ...

啊 "Ah ... this ..." Azer was sweating coldly, looking at Qiao Qiao who was about to run away, with an embarrassed expression, and anxiously exclaimed, "This ... is not what I said! It was Chen Yang!"

Qiao Qiao listened and turned to look at me: "Chen Yang!"

"I ..." Before I could justify myself, the **** Azer had begun shamelessly!

"Jojo, he said it all! He said it all! He said that a woman like you will be in danger if you marry you! He said that he would rather live for ten years than marry a woman like you!"

Shameless!

I actually planted all his words on my head! !!

I am more shameless than wood! The honest man actually used a very firm tone on the side: "No, not ten years, but twenty years!"

"I rely on you two bastards, I strangle you ..." I jumped up in anger, but in the face of Qiaoqiao's murderous eyes, I retreated subconsciously.

"Chen Yang ... Think about how you died yourself!" Qiao Qiao seemed to be turning into a sorceress, and her eyes were already glaring, then she picked up two chopsticks on the table and rushed at me. Zhang Ya's dancing claws shouted, "My mother fork you!"

Aze and Muzi walked away with a sense of indifference, and Aze, the bastard, smiled and pulled the panicked waiter: "Don't panic, the young couple should fight each other, don't fight 110, it's fine."

I ran around the table for two laps, but Qiaoqiao kicked the table with one foot and the soup dripped. Chopsticks slammed into my chest twice and broke early. That really hurts!

If it weren't for me running fast, I'm afraid I would have been caught by Qiao Qiao ... this woman opened her ten fingers, her nails were like ten small blades ...

Next to Qi Keqi, Aze and Mu Tiao actually whispered, "How long can you say that Chen Yang can persist?"

"Ten minutes, one loses five!"

"Five minutes ..."

I was chased by Qiao Qiao all the way out of the hotel, I was chased all the way to the outside parking lot, and finally ran around the car, shouting: "Qiao Qiao, you **** crazy! It's not me That's what it was!

"Go to death! My mother will not abolish you today, and I will not swear!"

"I depend! Anyway, you don't marry me. What is the difference between living ten years or twenty years!" I hurriedly said nothing.

Qiao Qiao is even more furious! "Chen Yang, you're a little jerk! This lady is born with beauty! Anyone who wants to marry me can go from Hedong to Hexi! It's just that the old lady doesn't look at it! You dare to look down on the old lady! I ... I ... my uncle today can stand it, I can't stand it! "

By the time Aze and Mumu bought the order, I had been blocked in the corner by Jojo, but I twisted her wrist hard to stop her from doing anything, and then watched Aze Mudou walk out. I was furious: "Two bastards! Both are crazy! See what you do well!"

Aze's eyes rolled around and he spread his hands: "Please, you can say that ... now you hold Qiao Qiao's hand, you also made it ... but I really want to say a fair word!" Aze looked Expressing a fair expression, she said angrily: "What a wonderful girl, Jojo! Beautiful, generous, **** and enthusiastic, born a fiery heart, belongs to the typical revolutionary fighting spirit is too hyper! Revolutionary enthusiasm skyrocketed. I fired a gun and I was a soldier, I went to the house and uncovered it in a moment without paying attention—what a good girl! Such a good girl is in front of you, but whoever is a man, is in a hurry to supply and demand Now, don't speak sweet words and wait, why should we show the hard working spirit of not being afraid of death and not being afraid of hardship, if there is any difficulty, there will be no difficulty and no difficulties! We must also swear to be beautiful! It is you! Chen Yang! Actually yelled at us Miss Qiao! Such a baby is like mud brick rubble in front of you! Don't say Miss Qiao wants to pump you! I represent all the men in the world who treat you like this Shows great indignation! Do not take you so spoil baby ah! "

Aze finished speaking in a breath, I was still, and while he was breathing, he inserted: "Fuck! She likes women!"

"That's Miss Qiao's own business!" Aze immediately continued to criticize me mercilessly: "People like other people's business! But you treat your baby as a treasure, and this violent behavior is your problem. Don't always emphasize objective reasons! Pay attention to your own supervisor's mistakes! Chen Yang! "

"I ..." I was suffocated for a while and finally cursed: "Two bastards!"

I let go of Jojo after speaking.

Qiao Qiao and I had a fight for a while and I was probably tired. I rolled my eyes and glared at me, but I didn't come to slap me, just standing still and panting.

After a short while, Qiao Qiao was evenly breathed, staring at me and gritted his teeth, "Chen Yang, you are a little bitch, wait until the next day the little master sees you, you must kick you to death!"

Aze next to him helped immediately: "Master Joe, why don't you kick today?"

"Cut! Kick him today? Want to be beautiful!" Miss Qiao rolled her eyelids and bit her silver teeth disdainfully. "My mother didn't wear underwear today, and kicking him with her legs up didn't make him take advantage!"

"..."

三个 The three of us immediately looked at each other and couldn't say a word.

A few people were so angry that they finally got into the car and took a break together. We all lit a cigarette and sat for a while. Aze and Mu felt that the atmosphere was not right, and quickly went out to see if a new newspaper arrived at the newsstand in the morning. Leave me and Jojo in the car.

The two people who were originally very harmonious suddenly felt a little awkward in the atmosphere. Qiao Qiao's eyes were still a little annoyed, but it seemed to be more unconvincing.

"Chen Yang!" She said suddenly: "You said ... don't you look down on me like that?"

I was speechless, thought for a while, and said bitterly: "Don't listen to Azer nonsense ..."

"Okay! I don't listen to them. I will listen to you!" Miss Qiao stared at my eyes. "I ask you, is it so terrible to marry me? There are so many men around me every day It's gone! None of them said so badly! That's you, Chen Yang! "

I'm amused: "I said, Miss, what kind of contention is this?"

Unfortunately, I forgot a truth.

大多 Most women in the world are like this ... Women are a very complex creature.

If men tease them, they will scold men for being lustful and cheap. But if men turn a blind eye to them, they will complain that the men are blind.

For the vast majority of women, the only thing that is acceptable is: the old lady is a flower that is popular with thousands of people! Only those stinky men are allowed to fall in love with their aging mothers, but they don't look at them!

If the other way around, those stinky men would dare not look at their mother! Damn, that's ok! !!

Especially in the hearts of many beautiful women who have always felt good about themselves, this law is reduced to one sentence:

I can't look down on you, but you must not look down on me!

I used it on Qiao Qiao's body: she won't marry me, that's another story; but I dare not see her ... That's just unbearable, uncle!

"Miss, I've served you, okay?" I was downcast: "I think I'm not worthy of you, so that's it!"

"Don't want to quibble !!" Qiao Qiao's face was still pale, and he refused to let him go: "I asked you, Chen Yang! Tell me the truth! Why wouldn't you marry me?"

"Fuck because you don't like men, you like women!" I was anxious.

"That's my business! We're talking about you now! It's your problem! If I'm willing to like a man again ... By the way, with a girl like me, willing to commit to you, you can't be too happy to sleep every night Sleep! Just wait for your nose to bubble! "

Looking at Qiao Qiao's look, I couldn't help but smile.

"Smile!" Qiao Qiao was anxious, and scolded: "Don't laugh! Seriously! Why do I look so uncomfortable in your eyes! Why can't you be seen so much! I just can't swallow this breath. ! "

"Why not? Qiao Qiao." I was driven crazy by this girl, and my mother's regretful intestines were already blue. What's the matter, why should I tell Aze that scourge! I still explained with patience to Qiao Qiao: "That's because we are good friends, buddies! Our friendship lasts forever, until the end of the world, you are all my buddies!"

Qiao Qiao's face turned red, and he gritted his teeth for a while, and continued to make it difficult: "Then I will ask you again ... um ... if it is the end of the world! There will be only two humans in the world, if we don't combine , Humanity perishes ... you don't even look down on me? "

Me ... I **** his ancestor's eighteenth generation!

I resisted the urge to scold, and I explained patiently to Jojo

"If it really is the end of the world, there will be only two humans in the world. Even if we are combined, we will not be able to save the crisis of human extinction. Because anthropologically speaking, even if we have a child and a half daughter after we are combined, No other human can be combined with our children to reproduce offspring ... we can't let our children combine themselves, isn't it? It is incest, and even the offspring produced are deformed ... In short, the end of humanity is inevitable, and so……"

I said, I looked up at Qiao Qiao, but I didn't notice that Miss Qiao was so angry that her forefinger trembled, her body was miscarried, and her teeth trembled. "Chen Yang! I ... I ... my mother and you are not finished!"

I couldn't help but feel cold in my heart for a while.

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After a while, Az and Wood returned, and they actually took a newspaper, but I took a look at it, but it didn't come out in the morning, I did n’t know where they picked it from yesterday. newspaper.

外面 It was still cold outside in the early morning, after all, it was winter. The four of us were squeezed into a car, closed the doors and windows, and turned on the air conditioner. Jojo continued to smoke and vent his anger, and Az and Wood did not dare to touch her mold. I moved to the back row earlier and sat down, reading the newspaper by the light in the car.

I don't plan to go home ~ www.novelmtl.com ~ Anyway, watching the time is almost morning, it is better to go directly to work after shaking outside to the point, but it is quite easy.

Suddenly, a few lines of newspapers printed into my eyes. This is the social sideline of the main news. The above is actually the welfare lottery winning number!

立刻 I immediately remembered the few numbers I bought a few days ago. After calculating the time, it should be exactly the issue of yesterday's draw! These two days were a mess and I almost forgot!

I glanced at the number in a hurry ...

Aze and Mu Du found out where I was sitting in a daze. I was holding the newspaper in my hand. The expression on my face was strange, but my eyes ... It was obvious that there was no focus.

Pushed me gently, and then I recovered from the extreme stagnation, took a deep breath, felt my heart beat, my body could not help but want to tremble.

"Chen Yang, what's the matter with you?" Azer frowned, glanced at the newspaper in my hand, folded exactly on the number of the welfare lottery number, and couldn't help laughing. "What's wrong? Are you dreaming of getting rich?"

神秘 A mysterious smile appeared on my face: "Wrong! It's not a dream of getting rich ... it's really getting rich."

Then I rolled up the newspaper and let out a sigh of relief, slowly saying, "Brothers and sisters! I really won the prize! I won the first prize, the two prized second prize ... a total of 8.6 million!"

Looking at me with ecstasy, Azer didn't have a trace of joy. Instead, he took a serious look at the wood, and the wood was also worried. Turning his face to Qiao Qiao seriously asked: "Hey, you just wouldn't be a little Five heads broken? "

各位 (please, some help with tickets, thank you ~)

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